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@schweeds.bsky.social
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Josh Brundage @joshbrundage.bsky.social · 20h
I haven’t seen Duke fans this upset since Brown V Board of Education
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20h
A party bee
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20h
Duke lost because their backup kicker missed a game-tying 33-yarder so I looked up Duke's backup kicker and he appears to have anointed himself the world's first ever 6-star college football prospect. everybody else has only been able to get to 5
twitter profile for Gavin Strange, which lists him as a "6⭐️ K/P"
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh yeah, its morbin time
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 10/10/2026
The “lisan al-gaib” meme except is says “Evelyn normielib”
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfortunately Jerry, no.
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
completely fair
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he didn’t remember
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ah cool they made raised-catholic inner monologue a person
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aurelia and aureliette will see the stars @boneyardofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Misaka Railgun
ALT: Misaka Railgun
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sabrmetrical caliban (Lev) @sukusuku.moe · 02/10/2026
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell. Yeah.
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jerry no
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Good Place:

Kentucky figured it out? Kentucky?
This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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inzer hoxha @hoxha-red.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Near, Oughtta Motta
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no WIT?!
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone on bsky’s response to this is “are they stupid” instead of “they know what they are doing and this is just a vector to destroy it” ? Like endless ‘oh they are dumb’ reverse Hanlons razor with these people imo
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can at least date this to 2018
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for posterity, I have no idea how old this is but looks like I need to rewatch GuP, Tutu, NGE, and CCS
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As always these things change, this is probably current 3x3 with all the benefit (and detriment) of hindsight and nostalgia
An anime 3x3 ranking user's favorites: Monogatari Series, Little Witch Academia OVA, Sora no Woto, Taiho Shichau zo, Utena, Gunslinger Girl. Nichijou, Code Geass, Houseki no Kuni
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ah shit now I actually need to update mine
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky posting 3x3’s we made it
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
printf(“hey!\n”); return 0; }
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
no-no that can’t be it, few more podcasts and I should be able to sort this out
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
RESIST LIB APOLOGY FORM ✅ I should have taken him literally and seriously ✅ I thought you had “TDS” ✅ I thought you were “cringe”
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Big tech isn’t scared of AI-apocalypse they’re afraid of Lina Khan” sounds like a resist lib post but it’s actually true (making it a resist lib post) send skeet
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Give it to me straight, take all of Yoko Kanno out of it is it still worth a watch?
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just fucked up some chili mac
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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bigmsaxon @bigmsaxon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Almost forgot it was Sunday 13th #BadHabits #nun #smoking
Digital illustration of two women wearing catholic nun coifs and veils, jeans and black jackets. Their faces are covered in bandages and one has a bandaged eye, suggesting they have recently been in a fight. The closest is smoking a hand-rolled cigarette and looking at the viewer, while the other is rolling a cigarette of her own.
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▼ぼーろ @169b.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#jaadugar #天幕のジャードゥーガル
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魚ㄍ🐠Fishbro @fishbroart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Töregene #天幕のジャードゥーガル #Jaadugar
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
jail
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
john madden!
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OutOfTouch 🇲🇽 @out0ftouch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hitting that purple sticky cia pack that killed Biden
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2026
Y’all.
Dubs Dubs
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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When the actual 9/11 happened, trump went on the radio and celebrated the fact that he now owned the tallest building in New York because the towers fell.
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If 9/11 happened today, the left would be defending the hijackers
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He did not celebrate. He is on the spectrum and lacks a filter and makes a statement as he is processing the information.
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