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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
allbirdsgpt: you're abshoelutely correct
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
At chili’s
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/02/2026
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 11/01/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/01/2026
the Biden Joesserit's plans are measured in centuries,
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ol gooner @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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WHO @who.int · 28/11/2025
Infertility affects 1 in 6 people — yet too many face stigma, high costs, or no care at all. WHO & HRP just released the first-ever global guideline on infertility — a roadmap to make fertility care safer, fairer and within reach for everyone bit.ly/4ol6cka #HealthForAll #HopefulFutures
Illustration showing a couple in a fertility clinic waiting area with text highlighting that 1 in 6 people of reproductive age face infertility and struggle to access affordable care.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Idk wtf I was thinking lol
It's a meme that was originally the myth of consensual sex, with a man and woman both saying I agree and Jesus saying I don't, with "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

Only now it reads at the top: The Myth of Consensual bringing butter and eggs to room temperature on the counter.

Eggs and butter both say I consent, but my little black cat, Familiar, who ate the butter and knocked the eggs on the floor says "I don't!"

Because there IS somebody I forgot to ask, and it was her.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2025
MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt theonion.com/macarthur-genius-grant…
MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt
‘It’s A Big Ol’ Shirt I Put On Before Supper So My Good Shirts Don’t Get Dirty,’ Says Recipient
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Grace @gracekind.net · 01/10/2025
Garbage fans have been eating good recently
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock.Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
giant toddler
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 05/12/2024
*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Gender is mostly about doing bits
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
RAW MILK TIME I was surprised to find most of the "raw milk cures ___" talking points from the last 20+ years come from one (1) raw milk dairy farmer in California. Let's get to know him!
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REBECCA DOODLES @rebeccadoodles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hire me @redbull.com
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/04/2025
Which ACC stadiums are closest to a Waffle House?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
they know what they did edsbscharitybowl.com
screenshot showing New American Pathways donation of exactly $222.00A PHOTO OF JOHN HEISMAN WEARING AN ESPECIALLY STERN EXPRESSION
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
oh cool it's botanical sexism season again Please enjoy a video from a real live science communicator & human woman about how botanical sexism is not real. Send it to your friends & loved ones. Please I'm begging you, someone needs to tell them www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Ti...
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Sexism is NOT to Blame for Your Allergies!
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 28/02/2025
Top 10 Gaming Keyboards hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Top 10 Gaming Keyboards
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It's been a long while since I posted my "here are the children's books I read to my children to give them a foundation based on both width and breadth of emotion, and compassion for themselves and others." But I typed this starter pack up for a new parent, so here's a 🧵 for you!
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
A Brazilian way of saying you’re in over your head (or that someone is out of your league) is é muita areia para o meu caminhão. It means “this is too much sand for my little truck”
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Xeni Flowers | Horse Destroyer @xeniflowers.com · 04/06/2024
i have no real idea what my gender and sexuality are so i made my own pride flag based on the label colors for Baja Blast
pride flag. five horizontal bars of color. white, light electric yellow, seafoam green, darker green, black.
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