Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026thys nys no partye! thys nys no disco! thys nys no jestinge arounde! thys nys no taverne! nor roade-syde playhous! Ich ne have tyme for that nowe! 223142
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Love Song of J. Alfred Synthpop 512510
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Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialtweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 02/07/2026One funny piece of trivia about _Country Roads_ is that despite the song’s reference to West Virginia songwriter John Denver had actually never been to the United States and originally wrote that line about Merv, Turkmenistan 2094293
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialJennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Not my BMX, not my bandits. 4332
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Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.social💫🇻🇪marie. a #PACONATION☀️💻 comms closed @404gunn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026just finished a therapy session (pic related) 7542105
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Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/04/2026There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children 1452963390
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialAV; Muslims, Dalits, Adivasis have a right to Joy @apveng.bsky.social · 18/04/2026🫒It has been two months since anyone donated to Mohammed. Please support him if you can. Share. Thank you. 055
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Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/01/2026In previous generations, men would go to war to protect their families and *I* make my toast out of the heels of any bread we buy because my wife doesn't like them so in many ways that's the same. 2374
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/01/2026it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over 1075520557
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/01/2026tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us 571194157
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day. 471863162
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Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 27/11/2023The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%. 481451417
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialMark GJ @brokentv.uk · 26/12/2025Happy Boxing Day, everyone! 02711
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/12/2025The tyme bitwene the wyntere holidayes and the new yeare. The tyme of disorganizacioun. The tyme outsyde of tyme. 212723
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love 421446
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialAUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 25/12/2025"Feliz Navidad": Proof if you write a song with two absolutely irresistible choruses you can pretty much call it a day at that 238058
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Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialMaggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 17/12/2025A funny thing about Jersey Italian and suburban Chicago Italian is that our families come from mostly the same places in Italy, so we sound the same. I'll share this explanation before I head to da Jewel's. www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...atlasobscura.comHow Capicola Became Gabagool: The Italian New Jersey Accent, ExplainedA linguistic exploration. 1162
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialcoᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 17/12/2025hey spain, what? 0142
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs. 147202125538
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialKat @longwayback.bsky.social · 12/06/2025time for my new favorite tumblr post 3494634085
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people. 86136172340
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Kobaton looks on as Kapal enjoys a drink. 349862
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them 321453186
Reposted by @schoonersize.bsky.socialMax Granger @maxgranger.info · 16/03/2025Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com 9257971592
![wikipedia excerpt: The form of the Tió de Nadal found in many Catalan homes during the holiday season is a hollow log about 30 cm (12 in) long. Recently, the Tió has come to stand up on two or four stick legs with a broad smiling face painted on its higher end, enhanced by a red sock hat (a miniature of the traditional barretina) and often a three-dimensional nose. Those accessories have been added only in recent times, altering the more traditional and rough natural appearance of a piece of wood.
Beginning with the Feast of the Immaculate Conception (December 8), one gives the tió a little bit to "eat" every night and usually covers
him with a blanket so that he will not be cold. The story goes that in the days preceding Christmas, children must take good care of the log, keeping it warm and feeding it, so that it will defecate presents on Christmas Day or Eve. [4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:znmwn6nkyukt7itg5xeb5h5m/bafkreib3ycfcvsw467xmr7ymisx2d3bj3qs4dnrnxd6rz4p7j5ontyuhk4)
