proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Haunted or not, in this economy a free house is a free house 1160
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They keep flattening the gay people to put them in my phone someone’s got to stop them 1120
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Just found out they’re making us all do our jobs tomorrow 2120
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 14/06/2026[Carly Simon voice] You’re so vain, you probably think this group chat’s about you 010
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Falling asleep in a flower with a face full of nectar gotta feel great as fuck if you’re a big fat bee 1890295
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Don’t hear much about people’s Christian Minecraft servers much these days 020
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Don’t look now but the guy who lives in your walls got a fresh new haircut 150
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Why not, why shouldn’t I have a delicious caffeinated beverage after midnight? 0142
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 11/06/2026They should invent a Diet Coke that makes you sleepy 050
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 10/06/2026They should make hot dogs even more phallic. Give em balls or something 2101
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 10/06/2026They’ve automated the dick sucking factory now I’m feelin just like another hog in the machine 125117
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 21/03/2026What can we really say other than things may, or perchance may not, be happening? 130
Reposted by protonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Walking away from Omelas like 211915277
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I understand why they publish them by household but as a single person living alone this always hurts to see 050
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 09/03/2026A phone without a case feels more premium, but it’s not without risk! 170
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Geordie Greep at the aquarium: “Oh, what a magnificent porpoise” 1151
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 24/01/2026raising my hand to ask the dumbest question after a conference talk 1142
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Anyone got any good recommendations for recipes? Sites, books, YouTube videos, anything at all. Preferably things that can be made for one person or batch cooking for the week fairly easily by someone who’s cooking skills while not non existent are not exactly Michelin star 7100
Reposted by protonfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 02/01/2026what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce 1240460
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My parents WiFi is so bad it’s like the house’s walls are lined with lead 170
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Year, I love you all, especially the haters 030
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Everyone ready to send ill judged “Happy New Year 🥳” messages tonight? 120
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 31/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wineALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine 041
proton @protoninspector.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Wow I can’t believe you would say something I would misinterpret as so hurtful like that 041
