Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 10hToday's military execution is sponsored by Underdog Fantasy. Please play responsibly. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Digger? I hardly know....what the fuck we're talking about 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 03/10/20264 out of 5 doctors do not recommend taking away your pain with a bullet to your brain. The fifth is Dr. Ricky Martin 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A correction from my earlier post: It turns out the Hawkeyes are a womens basketball team, and not as I erroneously posted, a basketball team made up entirely of cloned Alan Aldas, or Aldi, as I called them. 020
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't say fuck due to a limited vocabulary, I say it because all the other words fucking suck 022
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eres un perdedor you're a loser, baby. And someone should kill you. 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Gaseous Weiner walked so the We're trying to Find the Guy Who Did This guy could run 000
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They need to take a fun submarine ride together 201022159
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I refuse to hear Choosin' Texas until @alyankovic.bsky.social gets around to Doin' Taxes 010
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity. 191228147
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Yknow, baseball players these days all have very unusual names, very unusual. For example, on my team, Who is on first, What's on second and Chika Chika Slim Shady is on third 1144
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It must be a relief to writers knowing the 100 greatest shows of the century have already been made and they can take the rest of the century off. Get those AI Small Wonder reboot scripts ready, boys! You've earned it! 011
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I shit the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've updated my terms of service to say that all subscribers will see commercials. 021
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One thing AI will never be able to take away from us: Our ability to turn newly available characters in the public domain into horror movie slashers. I have my "Hey Lucy, I'm Home" script ready for 2047! 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe the arch and the ballroom are like a spaceship and it's command center and he's planning to go home when this is all over and I've just fucking given up at this point.... 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The mssion was led by this brave officer 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's getting all the leftover "No longer playing the America 250 Festival jokes" and frankly, that's all he deserves. Also: BREAKING: the kid with the evil monkey that sang Rock and Roll Martian will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 042
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's nice how every once in a while, Robert Kraft comes by to remind you that even in an organization that brought us Brady, Belichick, and an actual murderer, he's the biggest asshole. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey hey, we're the Beatles....people say we Beatle around...but we're too busy Beatlin'.....to Beatle Beatle Beatle 020
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkYour good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If 1985 were written today, it would be about 2007. That's fun to think about. 1122
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Look, even if the only character Stephen Root ever played was Bill Dauterive he should still have 20 awards by now. 88210
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Given all the publicity and sympathy Macklemore's getting, Robert Kraft is the best thing to happen to him since Ryan Lewis. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And now, an impression of someone who doesn't know what British people call cigarettes listening to the song Common People: ".......the fuck?" Thank you. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's once again time to take a moment on this solemn day to remember one of the greatest things I've ever seen on the internet. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Only I can make this promise to you. If elected, I will issue every adult American two Muppet Shows. I call it the Muppet Dividend Plan. 030
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wyclef's most streamed songs on Spotify: 1. The one where he says "two times" 2. The one where he says "no fighting" 3. The one where he says "one time" (remastered) 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Shit man, I just don't know, like shit man 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm an ordinary guy...Bernie Don Dehaus! 021
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"There's a concert in town you should see. Has been holding on to past glory, has spent decades desperately chasing trends to see what sticks, gave up and now panders to an audience that doesn't even like him because they know he's a joke but at least it's some money" "But doctor, I am Kid Rock" 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Woah woah woah...I said hold my CALLS! 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026LCD Soundsystem's most streamed songs on Spotify: 1. Daft Punk is Playing at My House 2. Wang Chung is Playing at the Laundromat Downtown 3. A Rage Against the Machine cover band is playing at the McDonalds Play Place Near the Officer Big Mac Statue 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sexy local girl fights sexy local monkey 020
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026COMEDY MOVIES WILL KEEP BEING PROMOTED WITH THE TAGLINE COMEDY MOVIES ARE MAKING A COMEBACK UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES 000
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15303973216119
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hey internet. I hate to ruin the fun about this John Lennon story, but....I've heard some news about him and some stuff he did and I don't think you're gonna be too happy... 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Camper Van Beethoven's most streamed songs on Spotify: Take the Skinheads Bowling Take the Klan Apple Picking Take Bin Laden Antiquing 000
Reposted by Teh Dingo is a JerkSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Inside you there are two wolves. But also: 0986
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's called "sex"....and it's the hot new trend sweeping the nation 061
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Comc book fact: DC Stands for Detective Cock 010
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'd like to propose that no one gets Jelly Roll in the national divorce 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026For just 5 cents a day, you can support the Bazooka Joe foundation. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I regret nothing except the things I regret 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Yeah I support Flock cameras....flock...cam...er....an Diaz? Fuck Flock cameras. 000
Teh Dingo is a Jerk @tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sean Duffy's reality show has flopped so bad, CBS is looking to pick it up to help ratings 000
