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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026

Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…

“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can see my diligence paying dividends.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

With our money. Playing in our faces. 🤷🏼 ✈️

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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 06/10/2026

Fun fact: Tesla went with a giant touchscreen instead of knobs for the Model 3 purely to save time and money. Knobs would have required spinning up a whole supply chain. The company spun it as a luxury feature and much of the industry followed suit. But it was always an inferior substitute.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026

developing a safe and reliable driving automation system is such a vast and complex task, which can be undercut by even a little sloppiness, that it's impossible to develop them in a rigorously safe way if you also buy into a utilitarian permission structure that justifies cutting corners short term

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KeechieP 🇨🇦 @keechiep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No accident! They are all reality tv stars and as such everything is a theatrical stage.

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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AltBiker @altbiker.altgov.info · 03/10/2026

Her name is Jane Doe.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin

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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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Freysworn Tea @lftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Life really just is figuring out how to cook beef, chicken, and pork a different way each night, isn't it?..

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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TheBookLoft @thebookloft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No comment 👀

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Amy @mlsamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Avon Lake Public Library union members (including me) have been working out of contract since 5/30. Library administration refuses to pay us anywhere near a living wage, so we're spreading the word thru the community. If you live in NE OH & value ALPL, please contact administration to let them know.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Death, taxes, and Crew fans forcing ownership to do the right thing.

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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.

Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Amazing plays in an amputee football league in Poland: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If your business requires me to create an account, verify my email, accept seventeen cookies, download an app, and solve a captcha just to buy one thing, I no longer want the thing.

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LawrieBhoy 🍀 @lawriebhoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You can tell a lot about someone’s character by how they feel about the government providing free school breakfasts for children.

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

File this under, "Yeah, no shit." Streaming platforms are making seasons that are 6-10 episodes long. If you can't churn out a season a year at that threshold, you suck at your job. Remember when networks would turn out 13-26 episodes a season, every year? We do.

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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It really sucks that collectively as a country we’ve spent most of the 25 years after 9/11 being the absolute worst versions of ourselves

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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Kegseth thought that push-ups and testosterone boosters would oblivate the need for soy, woke, and gay things like "knowing things"

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Deliberately crashing the American economy—costing American families well over $5,000 each—and then promising to pay those families back $5,000 but *only if* they keep letting him abuse them and the country for two more years... ...is some *seriously* dark, domestic-abuser shit.

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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"It was the weirdest glitch that misrouted all ballots for Cincinnati, Columbus, and Cleveland, but the rest of the state was just fine. " - DeJoy (probably)

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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I don't know why I keep fat-fingering the WiFi password on my "Smart" TV.* 🤷‍♂️ *(I do not own ANY Smart products, outside my phone)

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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The good news is all these years of living in Columbus and eating Jeni’s has made me immune to listeria

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/09/2026

The feminist movement was never a threat to men. Secure men have always understood that. They stood beside women, fought for equality, and some proudly called themselves feminists too. If women having equal power feels like oppression to you, feminism isn’t the problem.

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God @thegodshow.com · 02/09/2026

“It sort of sets off every spiritual alarm bell in my body.” GOD: You work for a money laundering rapist. Your spiritual alarms are broken.

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Stop Trying To Bring About The End Times, You Dumb Fuck

For the love of God.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

As it is Skynet Day, it seems as good a time as any to share that data center based LLM Ai is caught in a death spiral which is going largely unreported in the media. In short, major insurers are creating carve outs for Ai, refusing to insure it, causing corporations to abandon its front facing use.

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I assume what AP means is: "Lies about noncitizen voting are being used by Trump to attack elections his party is set to lose and to set up an authoritarian effort to overturn the results" If so, they should just say that.

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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Outsourcing your insults is really pathetic.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

how it feels to follow me

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Brianna Mac Kay @brimackay15.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I wasn't able to make the @dispatchnewsguild.bsky.social lunch walk out today, but I virtually join my Dispatch coworkers and ask USA Today Co. to stop implementing AI tools without our consent. No amount of AI could ever replace the hard work we do!

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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.

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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Amazon has added a "class action waiver" to their terms and conditions. I am being notified today and it starts today. They're about to get caught doing more bullshit, huh?

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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 14/08/2026

"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy."

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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Their love of eugenics and hatred of the most vulnerable.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Begging folks to wake up and realize that the massive increase in food borne illness and infectious diseases is not an accident. This was always the goal. The regime removed protections because they want “the vulnerable” to die. Fascism and eugenics go hand in hand.

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Foodborne illness outbreaks are especially bad this summer | CNN

Federal data suggests that this is a particularly bad summer for foodborne illness outbreaks in the US.

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