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Alice Lastname

@schnoub.bsky.social
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Just lurkin' n' livin' the common Tylenol-American diaspora experience from within the USA. If you follow me, and I 🤔🤷‍♂️, you'll likely be blocked. I don't create content. I do not want or need popularity. Probably not getting that followback either.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11h
the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 11h
I will never mention the inferior rain again.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What league is ⚽️?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Seinfeld: George's Genius Ideas
ALT: Seinfeld: George's Genius Ideas
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you stopped to consider a gun with a gun?
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning. c8.alamy.com/comp/HD9462/...
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can see my diligence paying dividends.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With our money. Playing in our faces. 🤷🏼 ✈️
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 06/10/2026
Fun fact: Tesla went with a giant touchscreen instead of knobs for the Model 3 purely to save time and money. Knobs would have required spinning up a whole supply chain. The company spun it as a luxury feature and much of the industry followed suit. But it was always an inferior substitute.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What was the subway wearing?
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026
developing a safe and reliable driving automation system is such a vast and complex task, which can be undercut by even a little sloppiness, that it's impossible to develop them in a rigorously safe way if you also buy into a utilitarian permission structure that justifies cutting corners short term
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KeechieP 🇨🇦 @keechiep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No accident! They are all reality tv stars and as such everything is a theatrical stage.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WWJMKD?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But it was a really good spot. So logical, I could never forget. But I forgot.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We already know this.
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AltBiker @altbiker.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
Her name is Jane Doe.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sickos Haha Yes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, would you look at that!
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So popular they have to purchase friends.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ask Morgan to explain how it works.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Stewie Griffin: I Hate It Here!
ALT: Stewie Griffin: I Hate It Here!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn Dems. Always forcing the GOP to be so vile. 🤨
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Freysworn Tea @lftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life really just is figuring out how to cook beef, chicken, and pork a different way each night, isn't it?..
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Loki's 'Yes Very Sad' Reaction
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TheBookLoft @thebookloft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No comment 👀
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
btw,
@anylaurie16 The Cornell Sun’s venmo is @cornell_daily_aun if you wanna donate to the student journalists
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 27/09/2026
Commentary: Ohio taxpayers face a $1,670 deportation bill, and a smaller workforce ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/09/22/o...
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Commentary: Ohio taxpayers face a $1,670 deportation bill, and a smaller workforce • Ohio Capital Journal
An Economic Policy Institute calculator, as reported by Axios, estimates that the average Ohio federal income-tax filer who owes tax after credits would shoulder about $1,670 to finance President…
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oversight??? Immediate treason proceedings, or gtfo.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's easy: Rx
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"They're friends for 40 years, " is not the anti corruption talking point I think you intended. 🕵‍♂️
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Amy @mlsamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Avon Lake Public Library union members (including me) have been working out of contract since 5/30. Library administration refuses to pay us anywhere near a living wage, so we're spreading the word thru the community. If you live in NE OH & value ALPL, please contact administration to let them know.
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Death, taxes, and Crew fans forcing ownership to do the right thing.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I knew him when..."
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't want them in control of a women's team.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazing plays in an amputee football league in Poland: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If your business requires me to create an account, verify my email, accept seventeen cookies, download an app, and solve a captcha just to buy one thing, I no longer want the thing.
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can also see the ass of a dove.
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll pay $5k if they all just quit today.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
All four supporting acts have backed out of Ed Sheeran’s tour, including his own backing band. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Four openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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