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Darby

@tokenliberal.bsky.social
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📍 Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. 86 billionaires. The GOP is irredeemable. He/him.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 22h
I found the solution to the Nordecke peanut shell concern. @acesradio.bsky.social
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Tea, Caretaker of the Isle of Dorn @lftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life really just is figuring out how to cook beef, chicken, and pork a different way each night, isn't it?..
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to see this performative bullshit come back and smack Republicans right in the face.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In what world does the state of Tennessee killing this woman accomplish anything?
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leo Messi has not won in league play in a month. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LAURENT SPEAKS HARD TRUTHS 🙏
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suarez is fucking trash. #Crew96
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inter Miami's refusal to be on the field when halftime ends is such entitled baby shit.
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Mediocampisto @mediocampisto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remind your children that Messi is a bad person and his teams have always been ontologically evil #crew96
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Crew96 giving up one goal on one shot is peak Crew soccer.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For as many pink jerseys as you see tonight, the actual away supporters section is empty. #Crew96
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had Hound Dog's pizza for the first time in a year and a half. The way the dopamine hit my brain in the first bite? Oof.
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John Hollingsworth @fiatjusticia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Updated CDC guidelines just came out. 👀 EVERYONE 18+can get the COVID booster and your insurance has to pay for it. More info about kids in the video below, which is excellent. #covid #covidcautious #yallmaskingDC
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is an industry that definitely needs less regulation, Mr. Trump. You fucking idiot.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Online poll worker training time! (FYI, poll workers get paid for training on addition to working the election!)
Picture of a computer monitor showing a training video for poll workers.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty sure neither Cucho Hernández nor Lionel Messi will appear in this match. #Crew96
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, you. Yeah, you. What are you doing on March 20, 2027? Nothing, right? Because who plans that far in advance? You do. Because you're going to sign up to do a 5k for a good cause. #Crew96 #OcularFuckingMelanoma
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks world, we'll take it from here.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Crew96 with the 4:45 pm news dump.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Crew96 fam, let's get this over the $10k mark today. Hell, let's do it by lunchtime.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nikole Hannah-Jones w/ a sobering follow-up on her decision yrs ago to enroll her daughter in a poor, majority-Black public school rather than a wealthier, whiter private school. You leave heartbroken for the kids being failed by this grossly unequal system. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/m...
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In Fighting for Every Black Child, Did I Betray My Own? (Gift Article)
A decade ago, I made a decision about my daughter’s education that I hoped would challenge New York City’s separate and unequal school system. Now 16, she thinks I made the wrong choice.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At some point this season, #Crew96 could have jersey numbers 11, 33, and 77 on the field at the same time. #NumbersNerd @stevesirk.bsky.social in fact, have we even had another 77 take the field?
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Worst-in-MLS SKC decided to go ahead and ball out.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Farsi with the hometown goal! #Crew96
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#CelebrityFan #Darbs
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Josef Martinez: he's no help on defense, but hey, at least he's not much help in offense either. #Crew96
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ACES Radio @acesradio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mike is the best of us. Please consider supporting a shitlord of our own.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This just in:
A bottle of bourbon from Endeavor Brewing & Spirits
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"So sorry for sharing from the Bad Place but..." No you're not. At this point, if you're still on the Bad Place, you made to the choice to support The Bad Place with your presence and use of their product. And you're sharing here for cheap clout. You're not sorry, stop acting like you are.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ohio Democrats: willing to sell out vulnerable populations in order to still not win elections.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Columbus Crew: "We've got a huge match tonight!" Columbus Clippers: "We've got a game tonight too!" Columbus Commons: "Hey gang, outdoor concert tonight!" Columbus weather:
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The Fuck You Are No You'Re Not
Alt: The Fuck You Are No You'Re Not
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course not. If he officially changes parties, he's worthless to the GOP. He won't get good committee assignments.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hell yeah. EVEN SHEERAN'S HOUSE BAND QUIT THE TOUR.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, we've become increasingly used to the NWS being wrong these days, so
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's the saying about silence and complicity?
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's official: @mattdoyle.bsky.social understands what it means to be a long-time #Crew96 fan.
Matt Doyle's MLS power rankings. They show Columbus Crew at 23rd, down five spots. Text says, "Okay fine they're bad. I won't let them fool me again."
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the most politically powerful people in the United States.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pat Mahomes out here running option plays like he doesn't have a nine-month-old knee.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kenneth Walker III is good at football.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since Widow's Bay is a topic currently: Stephen Root is a goddamn national treasure and maybe has the most underrated acting range. The guy can just do it all.
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Birthday cake? WHERE'S THE SHOT OF MALORT?
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kansas City receiver corps: OOPS ALL STONEHANDS
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guess Mahomes' knee is good. 🤷‍♂️
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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chiefs making a statement with their opening drive. And that statement is "WE HAVE A RUNNING GAME AGAIN MFERS."
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