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A loser who loses

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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All AI food advertisements look like this
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I will never obey any evil magic and nothing harmful will happen to me. (CTF1)
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok but what if you are princess genius
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh come on if you get a full year out of it surely they should just de-falsify your dmitryism
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Snake from Peace Walker wearing a pink shirt that says "MEN ONLY" with an arrow pointing towards his pingus
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Let's fucking go
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Patrick Harper from Sharpe's series grimacing with a volley gun in hand
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And now, can the Harlem Globetrotters be beaten? Joining us live in studio is the coach of the Washington Generals. Coach, welcome. Thank you it's good to be here.
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America Railroad Jr. @mattiecamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Producers 2026 reboot
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
remember when we all got very bluesky-excited about the schismatic consecrations a month or so ago? it happened again on Saturday in Orkney, of all places. did you know there was an entire traditionalist catholic monastery on a tiny island in Orkney and it's less than 30 years old?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
today i happened upon a gang of youths tagging a public school. upon closer inspection their graffiti read, "jeff kent not a deserving hall of famer (led league in sac flies only once)." i informed him that he actually did so twice. they apologized and asked me to drive them to the police station
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m sorry sir but the law is clear, as a board member you have a fiduciary duty to back that ass up for shareholders
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
another ten thousand soldiers read three kingdoms space jam spongebob meme
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/07/2026
i’m a big fan of finding instances of what i’m calling “chambermaxxing”
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 16/07/2026
MARCO RUBIO: "Marxism is not dead. If we don't confront this now, and defeat it, it will destroy this country & everything that has made it special."Drago
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
an aside but Jordan is cool guy
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Spooky rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 09/07/2026
Did you know that the RIPTA board of directors again has an opening? Anyway, no reason I mention that. Pic unrelated.
A picture of a redhead in a bike helmet with an octopus on it, in the style of the opening of the Daria cartoon from the 90s. It's captioned "daria for RIPTA"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
yoshimi red
@yoshimired.bsky.social
Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead.
America's fault
9:08 AM • Apr 13, 2026
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Scott Renshaw @scottrenshaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Daniel Kaluuya and Bradley Whitford in the “I would have voted for Obama a third time” meme from GET OUT
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/06/2026
i support banning young people from social media except linkedin. without the ability to build a professional network, showcase their skills, and access career opportunities we are consigning the next generation of young hustlers to a ruinous future
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You guys run a china economy bad and about to fail article twice a year for the last thirty years, give it up
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Play Caves of Qud, numpad controls
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
a screenshot of a discord post:

Freyja "Frieren" Valentine [MECH],  — 10:08 AM
I remember going to the imperial war museum in london and seeing a playstation in a clear plastic case and next to it was a little plaque explaining that conflict minerals are good because you get playstations
then I went upstairs to the "heroes" exhibit and the very first thing I heard was a looping video where the must upper class posh ass lady your imagination could conjure said "I think heroism is genetic. You can't become a hero this way without it being bred into you"
I went down into the ww1 trench recreation exhibit they had at the time (I am eternally sad they got rid of it, they had simulated gunpowder+piss smell sprays in there guaranteed accurate by real ww1 veterans) and I read the recruitment guidelines used by british officers that literally read, "if the uniform fits, ignore any misgiving you may have about the soldier's true age"
there is NOTHING that made me understand what Warhammer is more than that one day in that museum
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
2am-3am (third shift)
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Every AI thing sounds like it was written by the dumbest 8th grader in the world
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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Yum Yum Podcast @yumyumpodcast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Why should I ever vote for this party on a federal level ever again lol
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
opening up a journal in a survival horror game and it contains "well i got a journal for my birthday" page 1, "ugh fuck what to write" page 2, rouge the bat with her tits out page 3, parody lyrics of mr. brightside if it was about sucking dick page 4, another tits out rouge page 5, and that's it
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What happens if the rogue fails their check
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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America Railroad Jr. @mattiecamp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I respect Nintendo's commitment to realism, as Fox has aged 27 years and has the same dead eyed 2026 stare as the rest of us while listening to some bullshit from his boss. And yes I'm gonna buy it duh.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
*checks inventory*
Dogshit Scimitar of Stealth, Inconceivable Horse, Potion of Enhance Wiener, Spell Tome: Kill Idiot, Spell Tome: Seduce Nerd, Woke Dagger
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Katherine Stark @kastark.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bringing back a classic #LancerRPG
The second panel of Dark Dungeons by Jack Chick, remixed in the ransom-note Lancer meme style.
Mistress Frost, from behind the GM screen: "Okay hacker, choose your invasion option"
Debbie, playing: "Okay Game Master. My Fragment Signal slows and impairs the NPC.The third panel of Dark Dungeons by Jack Chick, remixed in the ransom-note Lancer meme style.
Mistress Frost, from behind the GM screen: "The Dusk Wing pilot did not find the Seeder Mines, and I declare her 16 explosive damage"
Marcie, agitated: "NO, NOT DUSK WING! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO STRUCTURE
Marcie, continuing: "Don't make me Roll a Structure damage check! Somebody Empath me! You can't do this!"
Debbie: "Marcie, disappear until your group rests, you're destroyed! You don't exist any more."The fourth panel of Dark Dungeons by Jack Chick, remixed in the ransom-note Lancer meme style.
Mistress Frost, after the game: "Debby, your lancer has been raised to LL1. I think it's time that you learn how to really pilot mechs."
Debbie: "You mean you're going to teach me how to Eject Power Cores?"
Mistress Frost: "Yes, you have the license for it, now."
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Throwing alley-oops to your own flesh-and-blood son in the NBA playoffs is what you do when you've already 100%ed the game and now you're just looking for side quests
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 20/02/2026
Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think you g it it from uncle pat
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
For some reason watching you play metal gear solid on the PlayStation will never leave my mind.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The other day I pulled one of the drawers in the kitchen out and it must’ve come off track and I knew something was wrong with it but I just pushed it in and walked away, later on in the day my wife fixed it and I was like “I thought something was wrong there. Good job”
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/02/2026
Really needed to hear this today
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SCFno @scfno.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Sometimes the homie just like that
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