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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 7h
#mörktober day 17 - Bird
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Curious Case of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just want to say that "Innsmouth Looksmaxxing" is a brilliant name
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Apollo @poliaths.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
stranger
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Sam Long @toucantsam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Toucan’t Blog: Ones Digit Hit Boxes Here is an experimental / proof of concept game, that uses hit boxes instead of hit points
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Ones Digit Hit Boxes
What if we used hit boxes instead of hit points?
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah I thought it felt kinda off. He went from being a small time criminal to a Mafia boss with multiple rackets including smuggling, drugs, organ harvesting, gambling, and prostitution (or whatever you'd call it with sex bots). Still looking forward to the next one, though.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Drew this while my friends were being too loud in the VC
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I assumed it was a (possibly accidental, speech to text or autocorrect?) shortening of "priorities." Since he goes on to say that it isn't making the platform safer, which I guess is what he thinks the goal is?
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you sit on the toilet way too long and your legs fall asleep
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plastic toy soldier skeletons. For example:
orientaltrading.com
Bulk Mini Halloween Skeleton Warrior Toy Soldiers – 144 pc | Oriental Trading
March spooky fun into Halloween celebrations with these mini skeleton warrior toy soldiers. Featuring detailed skeletal battle poses and classic army men ...
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Screaming and crying and throwing up because the waiter at Chili's asked me how done I wanted my burger cooked.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's literally just being confused and annoyed at the idea of having to put any effort or thought into ordering a coffee beyond speaking the words, "one coffee, please". People who don't know, or care, about brand, blend, roast, or whatever, and feel put upon for even being asked.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not only is it new video game day, but my KFC flavored oreos came in too!!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"How I envy the complete mess you make of your life."
Black and white one-panel cartoon 
Two pigs in a barnyard. one is looking down at another who is wallowing in mud. 
Oakland Tribune, California, January 15, 1948
The signature looks like "Ed Nobigan"(?)
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Behind the scenes.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is this the Simpsons?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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✂️ Alex - Fold Up Toys ✂️ @folduptoys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
money can be exchanged for goods and services
A rabbit sits in a concentrated pose as the caption "I just need to buy more time" circles around them, with an arrow leading from one to the other in a never ending spiral.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God says to a man "you have died. Prepare for judgement. You will now confront your best self. The version of you that lived up to all your potential." An exact duplicate of the man pops into existence and says "hi, it's me! Your best self! I'm exactly like you!" He continues "turns out youa ctually did live up to all of your potential!" The original man puts his hands on his head and says "Jesus, that's depressing."
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw a cyber truck with a bumper sticker that said, "Veterans are not suckers and losers". Kind of a puzzling combination there.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Circumcise the foreskin of my heart" is a great love song lyric.
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Cuyler Keating SPX W78B @cuylerkeating.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
More screenprinting! This is one of those prints where it kind of looks like nothing until the final layer, which is always fun. It's like putting a puzzle together.
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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
𝕮𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖒
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ive found this one pretty relevant
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That's her boyfriend, Bimbo the dog.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Joe is going to show up and be like, "yeah, those are big branches. Maybe even BIG branches. But ~BIG~ branches? Come on." And give you a condescending smirk.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Putrid flame vile mind
Caught at the edge of a primeval forest, you find yourself catching wind of a sickening sweet smell, flaring your senses and intoxicating your perception. A humanoid form crashes through the undergrowth, serpents swimming through its own gangly limbs. Your ability to perceive and your grasp on reality slip through your fingers; it starts to speak in an extinct tongue, and as you hallucinate, it ushers you out of its domain for good. It can take years for the effects to wear off; the encounter stays close with you as you start to carve the runes of that forgotten language into your skin and into the back of your thoughts. It imbued you with a culture lost to the winds and all the weight that entails.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He has revealed himself as a member of the coastal elite. It's like when Obama said his favorite veg is Arugula.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
saw this pic and started crying due to its threatening nature
cat who looks to be throwing something. edited in is a big tomato. so looks like cat is throwing the tomato at you
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They're doing this bit but without the punchline and expecting to be taken seriously.
youtu.be
Blazing Saddles 1974 - People Of The Land
YouTube video by phantasm 57
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm sure there might be some wink-and-a-nod references I'm missing, but they're almost entirely self-contained.
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've never been too interested in comics because of this but I've been enjoying following the Absolute Universe stuff from DC specifically because it's a brand new continuity with some very different takes on the characters and their relationships.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@lotuswinnielee captures a Green Broadbill taking a bath on a humid day in the mountain forest. #AGoodPlace
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D.D.B.Torres @ddbtorres.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
a hairy goblin from the Misty Mountains -{ #art | #illustration | #fantasy }-
A goblin resembling a boar, with big pointy ears, tusks, small horns and black eyes, holding a spear and a wooden round shield. He's from the Misty Mountains, a location from J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It do be that way sometimes.
Panel 1: A stick figure sits alone, covered in dark scribbles indicating darkness or perhaps deep depression. A door stands open behind him.

Panel 2: A skeleton with a spear is coming through the doorway. The stick figure stands to greet him with blushing cheeks and arms outstretched, saying, "omg Memento Mori Hi!!!"
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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Welding atheism as a cudgel against Muslims. Usually couched in something like, "I'm not a fan of any religion but here's why Muslims are uniquely threatening..."
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