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The hero of this story. [C]reator of Axial and Silver Daze He/Him Silver Daze: store.steampowered.com/app/3097590/…

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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🔥🗡️ MoriBOO! 👻🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐾 @moriblu.bsky.social · 10h
I just LOVE being neurodivergent sometimes 🙃😅
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 12h
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Motherboard Slumd0g from the WetWork NetWork @beachepisode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🍌 Cig @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OCTOBER 4th 1986 #umineko #cigart
Postcard style artwork of characters from Umineko with the text 'Welcome to Rokkenjima'. Battler is being annoyed by a seagull as Jessica laughs, in the background Shannon is trying to stop Maria from burying George fully in the sand.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19h
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 20h
like and retweet if you agree kamala harris rages against the machine far more than the bald fraud tom morello!!!
anna maltese:

Their band is called "Rage Against The Machine," not "Overturn The Machine." Tom Morello's entire wealth depends on The Machine continuing.  Harris, with an economics degree and plans to help the working class, was a threat to The Machine. And a threat to The Machine is a threat to Tom Morello.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Holly Green @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 21h
Reminder that PRGE is NEXT WEEKEND and I’m going to BE THERE doing COOL STUFF. Our live show is on Friday at 7PM and it’s going to be a hoot (I think. I actually don’t know what’s going on and I’m terrified. I’m expecting Saw traps). The full schedule is up on www.retrogamingexpo.com now!
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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Catino @catinoworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok bro
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Emdy |Commissions OPEN✍️| @emdyofficial.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hype was too much! Inspiration at dangerous levels! MUST DRAW- 😤😤 Thought about some sort of Logo on the Project ✏️✨ Modded DS Kingdom Hearts 😫💦 Mod-Tool by Kité on YT
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Emdy |Commissions OPEN✍️| @emdyofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Special Homage Artwork made for @yahyadanboos.bsky.social and his upcoming Kingdom Hearts -like game Luminous Nights 🌙🛕
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You seem to have chosen the fuckwit option!😂
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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RPGFan @rpgfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SNES co-op classic Secret of Mana was out 33 years ago (1993)! 🌳 A lush world in 16-beautiful-bits of graphics and music. Glitchy gameplay ages it nowadays, but it's a fun time with friends, and with lots of spells and weapons to try. Review + Art: www.rpgfan.com/game/secret-...
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MTFistopheles 🏳️‍⚧️ @ourqueeninyellow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NAH NOT THE GESTAPO GRUMPS 😭😭😭
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When that one theatre kid goes in for senior photos
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Willow @vorrenthalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did a quick mock up in cardconjurer.
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Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t care if he made “The Quiet Sadness of Super Mario Galaxy” I am NOT forgiving Jacob Geller
Daniel Versus from Dan Vs. telling the supernaturally beautiful woman who claims to have moved in next door that no matter who the IRS sends he is not paying his taxes
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 02/10/2026
get me the fuck out of here help help help
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do.
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Dari/scitydreamer @scitydreamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Axial hitting me with an unexpected Anodyne reference
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 02/10/2026
It's a Sub Command and during its duration the enemy has a 25% chance of just straight up losing their turn hahaha
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 02/10/2026
Honestly Young is lowkey the best summon
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 02/10/2026
Data May Cry
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 02/10/2026
QTP with a game you played as a teenager
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Chrono Trigger Snes
ALT: Chrono Trigger Snes
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Me too,” said a field mouse. “I have not seen anything funny in a long time.”
A brown field mouse looks on, eager to see Toad.

From "A Swim"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Treehouse of Horror”-style Spooky Season name activated
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyday remember when you could just as easily have one thing on your mind and be done with it? That is exactly what is going to happen today
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Aseprite @aseprite.org · 01/10/2026
Aseprite is 40% off during the Steam Autumn sale, until October 8th! Get it directly from our website: aseprite.org/buy/ or from Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/431730/A...
Aseprite is 40% off
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Javifa🎃 @javifa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lo que me faltaba, un juego de música de Golden Sun www.reddit.com/r/GoldenSun/...
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 02/10/2026
my position is that nobody alive is owed a prominent career in anything and also that abusers are not owed nor should expect any forgiveness from anyone they didn't directly victimize but also I don't really feel great about making a rape case all about My Feelings As A Betrayed Consumer, you know
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J @capitalj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe you when you say that you've grown past that version of yourself and that you would never do something like that again. I also believe that personal rehabilitation does not necessitate forgiveness or acceptance. I wish you the best, but will no longer engage with your platform.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
theres a kind of dark comedy in murdering someone as a joke
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s not like i have 300k followers or anything, but any woman working in game journalism or an adjacent field, please reply to this with something you worked on recently that you’re proud of and i’ll repost it. feel free to include cash’pp/payp’l/v’nmo links.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the third thing i'm thinking about is how the stink ends up sticking to a people entirely unrelated to it. collaborators on a creative project coming forward to denounce their one-off association with a peer that committed a crime they didn't know about that occurred a decade before they ever met.
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