Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 20hReminder that PRGE is NEXT WEEKEND and I’m going to BE THERE doing COOL STUFF. Our live show is on Friday at 7PM and it’s going to be a hoot (I think. I actually don’t know what’s going on and I’m terrified. I’m expecting Saw traps). The full schedule is up on www.retrogamingexpo.com now! 042
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 01/10/2026I was informed today that I apparently have “big naturals.” Do with that information what you will. 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 29/09/2026Life’s too fucking short to not blatantly follow the NSFW account bruh. Who the fuck cares, the world is burning. 031
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 25/09/2026I’m not sure I have the capacity to be funny right now but I do have the capacity to be cunty, so I’m going to do that. 040
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/09/2026Still just so dope to be back. Come say hey if you're in the area! 040
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/09/2026You ever think about how wild it is that bats exist? Love those things. 10/10 critter. 061
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 13/09/2026I don’t like getting scored on by someone named “McKonkey”. It’s embarrassing. 100
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 11/09/2026There’s not really a better feeling than a cat plopping down next to you and them falling into that deep, vulnerable REM sleep 🥰 040
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/09/2026What are you doing in my phone? Get out of there! 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 25/08/2026Damn, we really got a pup mask Kamen Rider before GTA6. 021
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 24/08/2026I’ve kinda hit a mental wall tolerating “the way things are,” so I’m doing it! It’s going to be a while, but I’m on the waitlist for bottom surgery. I have a general idea of how much everything is going to cost w/insurance and I’d deeply appreciate some help, even if it’s just sharing it around 💕gofund.meDonate to Support Lilli’s Journey to Bottom Surgery, organized by Lilliana WrightHi, I’m Lilli. I’m a trans woman, and after close to 2 years of transitio… Lilliana Wright needs your support for Support Lilli’s Journey to Bottom Surgery 064
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 23/08/2026I really just be doing shit, man. (cc: @mrcropes.bsky.social) 261
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 21/08/2026Hey, also, what the fuck? They get my labs back within a few hours if I go first thing in the morning. Ohio ain’t shit fr. 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 21/08/2026My new 💫 g e n d e r 💫 clinic is able to find a vein and get a good draw pretty painlessly, so I have to wonder what the fuck they were doing in Ohio. Dilly dallying? Shilly shallying? 161
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 20/08/2026I looked so cute today and my wife didn’t want to take me out on a date. I’m thinking irreconcilable differences. 😒 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 18/08/2026I require the trans sylveon polaroid camera 051
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/08/2026Hey man what the fuck? What the FUCK?tmz.comHayden Panettiere Dead at 36Hayden Panettiere, best known for her roles in "Heroes" and "Nashville," has died at 36, TMZ has learned. 011
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 09/08/2026Quite frankly, the best thing about being a woman (aside from the perogative to have a little fun) is no longer having to participate in the humiliation ritual of public urinals. They will literally take that away from me when I’m dead in the ground. 160
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/08/2026I ignored the email this time and waited until they actually gave me the reminder phone call. It’s only a couple days, but it’s like…bro can you fucking lock in? 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/08/2026If I ever lost my mind and dated a man, he’d have to be a little fruity. 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 04/08/2026Sometimes you can just not and I encourage many people to consider that. 01910
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 01/08/2026What do you figure strictly monogamous people get out of liking my very clearly labeled dating profile? Is it like an inattention thing or an “I can fix her” thing, do you figure? 000
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 31/07/2026Oh no. She’s playing with lighting and sensuality. Someone arrest her. 050
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 29/07/2026I got to go on a boat in Victoria and it was so rad (also, wife reveal, I guess) 2121
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 28/07/2026WAOW! I made a random little website for all the stuff I do and there's also a blog on it! Why did I do that? Oh well, better go look at it!lillianawrites.comHome | Lilliana Writes 171
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 26/07/2026I’ve been thinking…I’m going to get really into London fogs. 120
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 22/07/2026Currently contemplating the consequences of pushing my brother-in-law down the stairs for how loudly and terribly he eats cereal. I’ll let you know how it goes. 030
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/07/2026Ten years from now, your eyes will sparkle, you’ll feel alive, and this life will have been worth it. That’s what I’d probably say if I could go back and speak to myself in 2016, anyway. 060
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/07/2026Hello. May I proselytize to you about Denshattack! today? 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 15/07/2026My camera roll used to be nothing but pictures of my cats and now it’s nothing but pictures of my tits smdh 😔 What happened to me? I used to be a real country. 040
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/07/2026I made a dumb supercut of some out of context moments from the last @metalgearmondays.bsky.social that I didn’t really know what to do with. Anyway. (featuring @kilometresdavis.bsky.social and @djratking.bsky.social) 142
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 11/07/2026Holding cold Dr. Pepper against my nipples because they hurt so fucking bad 😭 140
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 10/07/2026@alessiosummerfield.com is trying to replace me and I’m not having it. 260
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 10/07/2026The people at PRGE really said "you weirdos should come and host panels and do your live show for the third year in a row," so now we're doing that. So if you ever wanted to see me do my thing, we're coming back to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo in October. It's pretty lit.retrogamingexpo.comPortland Retro Gaming Expo - Classic Video Game Convention - Portland, Oregon 130
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 08/07/2026RIP to free boobing it at home. It fucking hurts doing stairs now. 😔 020
Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 03/07/2026They put da girl in da dress and put her by da open bar ✌🏽 030