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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇

@lillianawrites.com
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 20h
Reminder that PRGE is NEXT WEEKEND and I’m going to BE THERE doing COOL STUFF. Our live show is on Friday at 7PM and it’s going to be a hoot (I think. I actually don’t know what’s going on and I’m terrified. I’m expecting Saw traps). The full schedule is up on www.retrogamingexpo.com now!
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 02/10/2026
You know what…not bad, kid.
A before an after mirror selfie post. 

On the left is a very miserable looking guy with a beard, a skin tight haircut and a grey vest.

On the right is present day Lilliana in a checkered skirt and Barbie shirt wearing red lipstick and a bright smile.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 01/10/2026
I was informed today that I apparently have “big naturals.” Do with that information what you will.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 29/09/2026
Life’s too fucking short to not blatantly follow the NSFW account bruh. Who the fuck cares, the world is burning.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 25/09/2026
I’m not sure I have the capacity to be funny right now but I do have the capacity to be cunty, so I’m going to do that.
Lilli wearing sunglasses and a forest green tank top with a sun and a moon on it.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/09/2026
Still just so dope to be back. Come say hey if you're in the area!
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/09/2026
Thanks dude 👍
A message on Tinder that says “Ohhh I didnt know you were trans, haha”

The person’s name and photo are censored.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/09/2026
You ever think about how wild it is that bats exist? Love those things. 10/10 critter.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/09/2026
Football was good today.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 13/09/2026
I don’t like getting scored on by someone named “McKonkey”. It’s embarrassing.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 11/09/2026
There’s not really a better feeling than a cat plopping down next to you and them falling into that deep, vulnerable REM sleep 🥰
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 08/09/2026
Gorgeous days 😌
A view of Lilli’s crossed legs with a view of the water in the background.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/09/2026
What are you doing in my phone? Get out of there!
Lilli hunched over and making a suspicious face. She is wearing a black dress with white florals.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 26/08/2026
🖕🏽
A woman’s legs in a red and pink floral print dress. There is a thigh slit that she is poking her leg out of. She’s wearing black Doc Martens boots. The one poking out of the thigh slit is pointed on its toe slightly.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 25/08/2026
Damn, we really got a pup mask Kamen Rider before GTA6.
An image of Kamen Rider Vanken from the show Kamen Rider My-th. It is a person in an armored costume that is mostly all black with orange knee spikes and orange shoulder pads. His helmet resembles that of a German shepherd dog with tall ears. He is making a pose with one hand on his transformation belt and one arm crossed in front of his body.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 24/08/2026
I’ve kinda hit a mental wall tolerating “the way things are,” so I’m doing it! It’s going to be a while, but I’m on the waitlist for bottom surgery. I have a general idea of how much everything is going to cost w/insurance and I’d deeply appreciate some help, even if it’s just sharing it around 💕
gofund.me
Donate to Support Lilli’s Journey to Bottom Surgery, organized by Lilliana Wright
Hi, I’m Lilli. I’m a trans woman, and after close to 2 years of transitio… Lilliana Wright needs your support for Support Lilli’s Journey to Bottom Surgery
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 23/08/2026
I really just be doing shit, man. (cc: @mrcropes.bsky.social)
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 21/08/2026
Hey, also, what the fuck? They get my labs back within a few hours if I go first thing in the morning. Ohio ain’t shit fr.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 21/08/2026
My new 💫 g e n d e r 💫 clinic is able to find a vein and get a good draw pretty painlessly, so I have to wonder what the fuck they were doing in Ohio. Dilly dallying? Shilly shallying?
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 20/08/2026
I looked so cute today and my wife didn’t want to take me out on a date. I’m thinking irreconcilable differences. 😒
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 18/08/2026
I require the trans sylveon polaroid camera
A promo shot of someone holding a Polaroid camera. It’s being held behind a blade of grass and you can see its top being held with the lens pointing down. Its main body is pink with a dark blue wrist strap and a light blue front. The design on the body is a white line drawing of the Pokemon Sylveon with the word “polaroid” under it (though the design is upside down because of how the camera is being held)
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/08/2026
Hey man what the fuck? What the FUCK?
tmz.com
Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36
Hayden Panettiere, best known for her roles in "Heroes" and "Nashville," has died at 36, TMZ has learned.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 13/08/2026
🫡 You got it, boss.
A prescription of Estradiol Valerate. Under that on the box are the words “Injection, USP. 200 mg/5mL”

There is a warning label that says “Do not use this drug if you become pregnant.”
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 13/08/2026
We’re so unfathomably back rn
A vinyl of the album “Like Vines” by The Hush Sound, a 20th anniversary printing. The cover is a fantastical forest and sky artwork with a leaning stone tower in the background and spiral mountains and clouds. The album and artist names are printed on the mid left side. The translucent sky blue record is peeking out of the top of the vinyl sleeve.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 09/08/2026
Quite frankly, the best thing about being a woman (aside from the perogative to have a little fun) is no longer having to participate in the humiliation ritual of public urinals. They will literally take that away from me when I’m dead in the ground.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 06/08/2026
Sup.
Lilli looking into the camera. She’s doing a weird thing with her lips and wearing a green shirt and round glasses.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/08/2026
I ignored the email this time and waited until they actually gave me the reminder phone call. It’s only a couple days, but it’s like…bro can you fucking lock in?
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 05/08/2026
If I ever lost my mind and dated a man, he’d have to be a little fruity.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 04/08/2026
Sometimes you can just not and I encourage many people to consider that.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 03/08/2026
I'm gonna fuckin lose it, dude.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 01/08/2026
What do you figure strictly monogamous people get out of liking my very clearly labeled dating profile? Is it like an inattention thing or an “I can fix her” thing, do you figure?
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 31/07/2026
Oh no. She’s playing with lighting and sensuality. Someone arrest her.
Lilli in three frames looking at the camera with a pensive expression. The top frame is bathed in red light, the middle green, and the bottom blue.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 29/07/2026
I got to go on a boat in Victoria and it was so rad (also, wife reveal, I guess)
Lilli and her wife behind the steering wheel of a cool repurposed fishing boat. Lilli is wearing a dress that is white and orange vertical stripes that reveal her arms and shoulders. Wifey is wearing a blue dress that covers her shoulders, but has a open neckline.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 28/07/2026
WAOW! I made a random little website for all the stuff I do and there's also a blog on it! Why did I do that? Oh well, better go look at it!
lillianawrites.com
Home | Lilliana Writes
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 26/07/2026
I’ve been thinking…I’m going to get really into London fogs.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 22/07/2026
Currently contemplating the consequences of pushing my brother-in-law down the stairs for how loudly and terribly he eats cereal. I’ll let you know how it goes.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 20/07/2026
Hell yeah fuck yeah
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 19/07/2026
I’ve been saying this.
Sharpie writing on the side of a busted looking brown hand dryer that says “eat more pussy”
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/07/2026
Ten years from now, your eyes will sparkle, you’ll feel alive, and this life will have been worth it. That’s what I’d probably say if I could go back and speak to myself in 2016, anyway.
A side by side.
Right: Lilli in 2016, pre-transition and smiling uncomfortably in a blue button down and red tie with a silver clip.

Left: Lilli in 2026, smiling gently, but clearly content and clmfortable. She has on red lipstick and a maroon Hollow Knight: Silksong shirt.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 17/07/2026
Hello. May I proselytize to you about Denshattack! today?
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 15/07/2026
My camera roll used to be nothing but pictures of my cats and now it’s nothing but pictures of my tits smdh 😔 What happened to me? I used to be a real country.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/07/2026
I made a dumb supercut of some out of context moments from the last @metalgearmondays.bsky.social that I didn’t really know what to do with. Anyway. (featuring @kilometresdavis.bsky.social and @djratking.bsky.social)
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 14/07/2026
Flat fuck
Lilli smiling in the foreground while her long haired tabby cat lays sleeping with his legs dangling over the edge of the back of the couch. He is as flat as possible.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 12/07/2026
I love a last minute plot twist.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 11/07/2026
Holding cold Dr. Pepper against my nipples because they hurt so fucking bad 😭
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 10/07/2026
@alessiosummerfield.com is trying to replace me and I’m not having it.
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 10/07/2026
The people at PRGE really said "you weirdos should come and host panels and do your live show for the third year in a row," so now we're doing that. So if you ever wanted to see me do my thing, we're coming back to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo in October. It's pretty lit.
retrogamingexpo.com
Portland Retro Gaming Expo - Classic Video Game Convention - Portland, Oregon
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 08/07/2026
RIP to free boobing it at home. It fucking hurts doing stairs now. 😔
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 03/07/2026
They put da girl in da dress and put her by da open bar ✌🏽
Lilli smiling gently with a silver necklace and a purple floral-ish pattern dress
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Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇 @lillianawrites.com · 02/07/2026
Bruh, please be so fucking for real.
An email. It says “Refill due: Lilliana, it’s time to refill your prescription.”

Followed by Walgreens logo and then: “Hi Lilliana, you have 1 prescription due for a refill.” And then a blue button that says “Refill now.”A notice from the Walgreens app. It’s headlined with a big orange clock and the words “Delayed - Too soon to refill”

Followed by, in smaller black text: “Your prescription cannot be refilled yet. We’ll process your request on July 07, 2026.”
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