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i relate to that stupid purple rabbit from digital circus and fundamentally wish i didn’t. 26. any/all, 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇴🇨🇦🇺🇸, multilingual

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was thinking about the correlation between "opens a small business," "hates bike lanes" and "thinks promotional AI art where food looks like bugs looks good" and why they go together and then realized the link is just stupidity
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You gain & *retain* power running against your opposition and governing for the people - not by adopting your opposition's arguments against you.
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h
Can’t wait for multiple people to die of bleach poisonings because the robot told them to drink it
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 4h
I feel like if AI wants to be in the business of offering medical opinions, then AI companies need to be in the "getting sued for medical malpractice" business too
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h
HE JUST SAYS IT OPENLY????
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Katherine Derbyshire @kderbyshire.bsky.social · 12h
This. Also, normalize co-ed play, in both "typically female" and "typically male" games.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 15h
Even a terrible translation needs that human touch to be memorable.
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こっし~ @cossy55.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
雨が降ったら、意図せずして開かれた近所の猫たちの総会
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton could have been a billionaire, and decided that things like widespread access to books and vaccines was a better use of her money. RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h
Conan might as well be in the public domain ATP LOL
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 21/09/2026
2027 The Shadow, Dick Tracy, Frankenstein (Universal), Dracula (Universal), Pluto
2028 The Mummy (Universal), Goofy, Conan, Bluto
2029 Flash Gordon, Doc Savage, King Kong (RKO),
Invisible Man (Universal), The Thin Man
2030 Donald Duck, L'il Abner, Mandrake, Snuffy Smith, Murder on the Orient Express
2031 The Phantom, Little Lulu, Porky Pig
2032 Gone with the Wind
2033 Prince Valiant, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, The Hobbit, Huey, Dewey & Louie
2034 Superman, Lois Lane, Crimson Avenger, The Addams Family
2035 Batman, The Spirit, The Wizard of Oz (MGM), Curious George, The Original Human Torch, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2036 Green Lantern, Hawkman, Flash, The Joker, Captain America, Bucky, Robin, Tom & Jerry, Daisy
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2037 Green Hornet, Wonder Woman, Aquaman
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h
Well well well, look who finally learned to punch back
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h
Welcome to the real world, snowflake
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h
It’s so cool how British jurisprudence is now functionally indistinguishable from that of the Epstein Court in the United States
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 6h
killing myself by overdosing on melatonin gummies
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
trump crash plane
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deck.blue @deck.blue · 7h
last time the US did this, we had 700k covid deaths because bolsonaro refused to get vaccines in time and before that, we spent 24 years in a dictatorship; our latest democracy is only 38 years old and it's being threatened once again we cannot let another bolsonaro be the president again
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/08/2026
P.S.
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 7h
Costumed vigilante Nite Owl II, from Watchmen: You…? Nahh come *on*. That’s completely… You couldn’t *really* do that?
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 8h
oh wow, i remember those prices being the norm even in texas all the way back in 2007. they had NO idea how bad it could get 😭
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices
Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
people here bring up the weather thing as an objection to cycling here all the time. in san diego. where its 72 and sunny every single day
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
huge cuts to our healthcare and infrastructure, bags of cash for the gulf monarchies
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
remember when smart business meant designing products that people like and want rather than coming up with ways to sell shit that everyone hates and thinks is bad?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
even in states that dems *don't* fully control, dem governors in Kentucky, Louisiana, Kansas, Wisconsin and Arizona have vetoed anti-trans legislation sent to them by Republican legislatures
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why the fuck are you putting a status window in my fantasy slop
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have PreTSD whenever I see this on a post now: 🔵 🔴
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
bring me the old republic give me revan, naga sadow, exar kun, nomi sunrider let the skywalkers rest
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 8h
Angry Cinnamon Toast Crunch: what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
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Jenny 🌹 @carcinoj3nny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's so ridiculous to focus on the water usage, the problem is the power usage and the pollution/ CO2 emissions.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mission Accomplished
ALT: Mission Accomplished
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This poster has been referred to the Délégation générale à la langue française et aux langues de France for using the term "Lady Hitler" instead of "Madame Hitler." The gendarmes will be at your door presently. Please do not resist.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why any theory of Bankhead staying in to give Bodnar cover falls utterly flat. Nearly 60% of Dems are still gonna back her simply because she is a Dem.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 10h
when i get notifications on an old thin car post
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ravi @goomvi.online · 10h
that car is SO thin
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ya my association with epic bacon narwhal bacon-in-everything is like late first obama term? bsky.app/profile/poku...
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Big Mike @cursedoxlong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ALTERNATE TIMELINE: "Do you know how many songs are in Megan Thee Stallion's discography?" "Counting or not counting wet ass p-word?"
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 14h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 16h
Paxton for Senate
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Geordi Star Trek La Forge frowning and raising a hand in disgust at the idea of Canada as the 51st state but then pointing enthusiastically at the idea of Cascadia as the 11th province
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 9h
something very funny about ClaudePAC being more aligned with Democrats while PacGPT is a fucking centrist
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Rev. A. l'Uecipher @revaluecipher.bsky.social · 12h
funded by fluffer
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 9h
gonna introduce bears to sausages in maple syrup and see how quickly i can cause the collapse of society
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 10h
…wow, real spirited defence of yourself there, kenny. if i didn’t know better i’d say it almost looks like you’re trying to lose
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obama scramble @aoihana.bsky.social · 10h
If California doesn’t rebuild the damn train line NOW…
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the Natalie Harp news cycle raised some extremely valid questions about the extent of her influence on our octogenarian narcoleptic, none were answered and the press just stopped wondering.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the reason the economic vibes are so off isn't that things are *worse* than the great recession but because back then we all thought the pain was temporary, whereas the things that are wrong with the economy today have all been getting worse for a long time and show no signs of improving
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