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Burnt Bleghk 🎃

@brentalfloss.bsky.social
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I do a bunch of things. I made the party game "Use Your Words" (the sequel's finally out!), wrote the Star Trek parody "Khan!!! The Musical!" and made/am "Brentalfloss". Hi.

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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 11h
I wouldn't be ashamed to use that as a lyric intro
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 11h
, he explained
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 13h
i'm starting to think that *being able to speak confidently on camera for hours at a time* may not be a criterion for credibility
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 13h
sometimes your rhythm section needs a little sweetener
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 14h
Just heard the song "It Wasn't Me" for the first time in years, and may I say: The BATHROOM floor? Fuckin... like, pull up some living room floor, kitchen tile, *something* but... the bathroom floor? Ya nasty
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Laura suggested I get a curio cabinet so I could finally stop having to dust my tchotchkes. She was right!
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To do what?
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This new musical's cast recording is full of bangers:
distrokid.com
Revenge of the Rebobs! (A New Musical) by Revenge of the Rebobs Studio Cast, Rob Broadhurst
Stream and Save Revenge of the Rebobs! (A New Musical) - Distributed by DistroKid
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gosh priceline you don't have to be *that* excited about it
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HUGE discounts on my party games "Use Your Words 2" and the original "Use Your Words"! Only on Steam through Oct 8! Buy here: bit.ly/4rJRGWL
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When that one theatre kid goes in for senior photos
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HUGE discounts on my party games "Use Your Words 2" and the original "Use Your Words"! Only on Steam through Oct 8! Buy here: bit.ly/4rJRGWL
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disney’s Robin Hood is based
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Treehouse of Horror”-style Spooky Season name activated
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hear me out
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Anything can happen on Halloween..." *lyricist scribbling and then scratching out what he wrote* your mom could turn into a bee? no there might be a bee in your slide trombone? no It's better than a sack of bees? umm.. your dad could turn into a bee?—NO come on THINK Terry, THINK
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if, just for shits, you double checked that you're registered to vote? For a lark
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Fuckerberg’s AI Agent thing doesn’t catch on, do you think they’ll finally push him out as Meta CEO? His ideas (the ones he didn’t steal) don’t seem to work out.
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never underestimate community theatre! 🖖
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I teared up a bit watching this part of Robin Hood. "Someday there'll be happiness again in Nottingham." The US really is under the rule of a moronic Prince John. Except there's no King Richard coming to save us. Anyway, hope he dies, y'all have a nice Sunday night 💚
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Almost replaced my busted digital piano today with $219 I don't have Then I attempted to fix it and IT WORKED And my brain thought "Well shit, now I can buy something with the $219 I saved"
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know I shouldn’t slip and fall but he looks so happy
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Which Kingdom Hearts is this
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it me
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
filling your tank with organic truffle oil to save a few bucks
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The official chocolate of runners in their 40s
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Munsters could make an incredible musical But it would all hinge on finding a good Herman, which in 45 years of Munsters follow-ups has literally never been done
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just went back and played through Punch-Out!!! (Wii) We're due for Punch-Out!! 4.
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You track dog shit into a stranger’s Camry ONE TIME and your Uber rating is tarnished forever
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everything now costs what it would have cost at the airport in 2019 except stuff at the airport, which now costs 2019 hotel room mini-bar prices except mini-bar stuff, which now requires you to sacrifice a child
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"This elven paring knife glows blue when fruits are near"
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got to voice E. Gadd in a dubbed fan followup to my favorite Nintendo comic ever, Super Mario Adventures! youtu.be/ZlzyEHw_lcQ?...
youtu.be
Super Mario Adventures Continued - Kemical Reaction
YouTube video by HyperVoiceActing
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Khan!!! The Musical! A Parody Trek-tacular @khanthemusical.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just found out they made even more Star Trek after Enterprise got canceled in 2005 and WOW
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amazing how we now have one single game with three versions that we can use to track graphics fidelity over the years since 1997
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got to voice E. Gadd in a dubbed fan followup to my favorite Nintendo comic ever, Super Mario Adventures! youtu.be/ZlzyEHw_lcQ?...
youtu.be
Super Mario Adventures Continued - Kemical Reaction
YouTube video by HyperVoiceActing
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will canvass for you, I will phone bank for you, I will wear a solid color baseball cap with all-caps text on it for you
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The guy who discovered El Niño saw a global weather phenomenon that would cause droughts, wildfires, and famines and really said hey why don’t we call it ‘the boy’”
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
offering fire or mild sauce for your IV drip
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so an "Animorphs book cover" lineup of iPhones and iPads
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You gotta get that thing looked at my guy
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*bolts upright in bed* I never took a Jet2 holiday. That was 200 pounds off for a family of four!
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Musicals with Cheese | Podcast @musicalswithcheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We were lucky enough to have the one and only @brentalfloss.bsky.social join us to talk about “The Wedding Singer,” and how while flawed the show may be a bit underrated! Come listen: BPN.fm/cheese
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm doing a rare Brentalfloss appearance this weekend at Retro World Expo in Hartford, CT! Concert, Q&A, meet & greet, and you may even catch me at the bar 🍻 Tickets here: checkout.conventions.leapevent.tech/eh/Retroworl...
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: Could you make another iPhone Mini, because I’d— Apple: IT’S TWICE AS BIG NOW FUCKFACE
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is not an ad, I just need you to know that Polar’s “Unicorn Kisses” flavor is Top. Fricken. Notch.
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Michael Grey @mikes005.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
whereas if it had been fallout boy,
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Khan!!! The Musical! A Parody Trek-tacular @khanthemusical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You'll never guess what the Strange New Worlds crew is going to turn into next
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m not coughing because I’m sick, I just aspirated some spit because I forgot how to breathe when I turned 40
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