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Jeremy Bearimy

@satyric.bsky.social
2.3K followers 2.8K following 14K posts

Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.

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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my favorite new genre of nextdoor posts is old people complaining about how loud the flood warning safety alert noises are on their phones
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stress is bad cat is good I choose cat
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t believe I missed the 23rd day of the month of September this year. Just remember: whatever they offer you, don’t feed the plants!
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 25/09/2026
Age verification is an egregious privacy violation, an inexcusable form of surveillance, and… it’s also voodoo bullshit that doesn’t work. It’s one of the reasons I’m proudest to support @eff.org, who have been leading the fight against the horrible practice for years: www.eff.org/issues/age-v...
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Age Verification and Age Gating: Resource Hub
Age verification (or age-gating) laws generally require online services to check, estimate, or verify all users’ ages—often through invasive tools like ID checks, biometric scans, or other dubious “ag...
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if nobody kissed?
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administration’s third-country removal policy is blocked. The First Circuit says the third-country removal final judgment from Judge Murphy is back in effect. “Consistent with this court's September 18, 2026, Judgment, the March 16, 2026, stay pending appeal is dissolved.”
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 23/09/2026
If you like Westerns, killer cyborgs, and a furious mother, SHE-WOLF AND CUB is Kindle Monthly Deal, $3.99USD (and CAD) in ebook at Amazon until 9/30. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BHL48T5C
SHE-WOLF AND CUB is Kindle Monthly Deal, $3.99USD (and CAD) in ebook at Amazon until 9/30.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My screens just went black. My cat Ash was standing on top of my computer, staring at me, with one paw reaching out and resting on the power button.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“It’s a good plan. I’m excited to be a part of it!”
THE FINAL CONTAINMENT
Ghostbusters Cremation Urn
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Debbie Ridpath Ohi @debbieohi.com · 16/09/2026
Just bought OVERGROWTH by Mira Grant aka @seananmcguire.bsky.social from @bakkaphoenix.bsky.social via @libro.fm. Can't believe I missed this Mira Grant bk (which is already out in paperback as well!). Note: I switched from Audible to Libro.fm & am 100% happy. Plus Libro is launching ebooks soon!
Screenshot of audiobook purchase from Libro.fm with message "Thank you for supporting Bakka Phoenix Books!" A small book cover thumbnail image shows the cover of Overgrowth by Mira Grant.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the aftermath of our settlement against the MPD, @tmj4.com interviewed my wife and I about our stalking and SWATTing ordeal. After more than three years in an active lawsuit against our own city, it's nice to finally have some resolution: www.tmj4.com/about-us/lig...
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‘People have died this way’: Milwaukee couple swatted 55 times calls for policy change after $575K settlement
Patrick Tomlinson and Niki Robinson say they endured relentless false emergency calls from 2022 to 2023 that repeatedly sent armed Milwaukee Police Department officers to their front door.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We saw Drink the Sea at the tiny 04 Center venue tonight. They were amazing.
Drink the Sea on stageDrink the Sea on stage
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Will Li @williamlidc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is very high up on the “if this administration was run by foreign bad actors this is something they would do to hurt America” list
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Cat Kimbriel @catkimbriel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My last grocery store purchase was absolutely nuts in cost. I buy at one store a lot of the same things, so I know the ballpark on my purchases, when to buy on sale, etc.. People are going to go hungry. 🥺 I know a ton of annual & semi-annual bills are coming due. 🌸 (Quarterlies DUE Tuesday.)
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Boo: Space Billionaires
(Adj.)
(Noun)

Yay: Space Billionaires
(Verb)
(Noun)
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lacking the conviction to desert the sinking ship and assuming the cult will transfer to him, which it won’t, the sofa enthusiast just spreads rumors that he has reservations about things.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Last of Us Halloween costume?
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All the Patricias at DragonCon. I wish we could show this to the character.
A crowd of people dressed as Patricia from Widow’s Bay
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#althallelujah will never die
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is not optional for democrats. there is no way back unless it happens
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 08/09/2026
A new version of ChatGPT is about to drop. Academics like @alexhanna.bsky.social and Emily Bender have been pointing out for literal years that these scare tactics about how powerful and scary AI is actually work as marketing. At this point, being this gullible is a choice.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Post a picture that made you take a moment
Old fisher-price toy
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
“Looks like you got Titans. Now we can tent and fumigate the place but honestly your best option is to just move away from the Mediterranean entirely”
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i will be replying to anyone trying to prove to me that he’s not dead with a full white linen-clad southern lawyer voiced “oh, bless your heart”
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
you know what? i’m just pretending he’s dead from now on if they can force us to live in their nonsense false reality and base everything on it no matter the evidence? they can’t stop us from asserting he’s dead and enjoying it
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The middle-aged crowd at the next restaurant table suddenly started passionately discussing various LitRPG series in thick South Texan accents and I’m loving it.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
quick somebody leave me unsupervised
Godzilla onesieMothra onesie
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m glad we’re celebrating beloved elderly actors but also every time y’all post a photo of a beloved elderly actor my heart drops until I read the caption
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Minnesota State Fair llama/alpaca costume contest is tonight at 6 pm CST. I will post the llivestream llink this evening. Photo is from 15 or 20 years ago when Spirit the Llama visited the llibrary.
Far Side cartoon with the caption Llamas at home. Two llamas are at home. One looks out the window to see a third llama approaching. She says: “Llook out, Llary! It’s the lland llord!” Gary Larson wrote it so all the L’s are doubled. Throwback to when I was in my 20s. I had short hair dyed reddish. I am closing my eyes and puckering up to kiss a llama. 
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
interviewer: can I get your references? me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can we get some kind of injunction to stop Trump from destroying any more of the DC landscape or monuments in general? Waiting for him to do the next one isn’t working.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Eventually, we found out the result of everyone being famous for fifteen minutes.
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Way to suddenly make yourselves relevant again!
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Gina Hinojosa @ginafortexas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nobody believes that the arsonist is going to put out the fire.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what do you do when you get that i want to go home feeling when you’re sitting in your home?
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/01/2024
i like when someone stops posting and folks on here are like “are they ok???”. brother that’s what ok looks like.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I give up.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/08/2026
Microsoft purged the data of over 170,000 nonprofits with little to no warning. Yet another entry in the ledger of “big tech should not be surprised that people hate them now.”
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The Quiet Decision Microsoft Made That Devastated Thousands of Nonprofits
When the tech giant retired a popular software grant, years of nonprofit data vanished with it.
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada should name their part Four Seasons Total Lake
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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
exercising my right as a southern gentleman and taking to my bed
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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