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@sassybritches05.bsky.social
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They told me people here were nicer, so not sure how well I'll fit in. I will quote you in my post.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thank you to The Tennessee Holler for covering what’s happening when much of the media isn’t. They shared video showing a door being kicked in by ICE agents and agents refusing to produce a warrant when asked. Guns drawn and kids in the house.
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 24/11/2025
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food. The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business. The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay. It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders. Textbook corporate greed.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Coworker: you're in a good mood today 🥰 Yeah, it's cause I remembered to take all my meds. Enjoy it while it lasts!
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Quick reminder for some of you "Christians": gluttony just isn't about eating. Gluttony is the excessive and greedy consumption of food, drink, or other things to the point of waste and lack of self-control.That includes having 12 Stanley cups and 32 lip glosses.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
My company bragging about giving 150k to 3 veteran charities (50k each, not 150k each) after profiting over 70 billion last year is why I hate corporate America.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Timeliness refresh. Zeppelin says hello
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That awkward moment when the fate of the world is being discussed and you realize the people around you have no idea who you really are.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I don't know where taco bell is getting the nuggets for their commercial but they're definitely not the ones they're serving. 😐
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A reminder for these times.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Is it just me, or is it weird that we no longer have any JWB's or LHO's running around here?
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
"Well, the dog chased a hen into the house, and now she's stuck in the laundry" Is the most southern thing I've said today
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And Jimbo was his Name-O @itmightbejimbo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If I had a dollar for every time I realized someone was flirting with me, I still only have the 17 cents I found in the bottom of the washer.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end “wasteful spending”, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its “expenses” in the span of a single week?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in America anymore.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I just spent 15 minutes listening to someone praise DOGE for "all the money they're finding" Sir, it is not even 7am Side note: I'm starting to think a test on how the government works should be required before being allowed to vote.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"The Founders were keenly aware of the danger of a Congress divorced from the realities of the rest of the country." Just a reminder that politicians used to keep regular jobs and only convened for votes and discussions.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You know that saying “80 million people can’t be wrong” well that’s complete bullshit
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Fake news is fake news. It doesn't matter what side you're on, stop reposting BS just because it looks bad for the other side. We need the truth right now, not propaganda battles.
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The tart in me recognises the skank in you.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My take for 2025: ALL tinfoil hat/conspiracy theories are now deemed "plausible"
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
What if we just didn’t go back to TikTok? The ghosting, the lack of care—it’s giving toxic. Trump “saving us”? Yikes. What if we stay here, chill on YouTube, and look for a platform that treats us right? Feels like time for a healthier digital relationship.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I need a farmers market that starts at noon
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okaykay83.bsky.social @okaykay83.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok is gone. I miss my Chinese spy so much right now. We normally had coffee together in the morning.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Amazon having our health information is way scarier than my Chinese spy knowing how much I love bulldog videos on Tiktok.
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 14/01/2025
A lot of weird misunderstandings that could once have been avoided by a simple Google search— can no longer be avoided with a simple Google search…
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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 14/01/2025
the only thing I’ve ever strived for career-wise is the ability to go to sleep and wake up whenever I want
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/01/2025
Elon Musk is proof God wants us to punch people.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I wish I’d married for money instead of…wait, what did I get married for?
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WATU @imwa2.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The big back in me wants something sweet but my waist line is like chill out.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Anyone else spend a chunk of their weekend trying to find their favorite creators on YouTube due to the impending ban? 😭
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Indige Tea 🦬🧡 : ✊🏾 @colouredwilde.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I want to remind everyone that your local library is both physical AND digital. You hate streaming everything because the price is ridiculous? Library. You hate ads because they're every 3 mins or less? Library. You want to reduce your digital footprint? Library. You want sourced info? Library.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/01/2025
I'm not sure why folks are surprised that Trump isn't going to face any consequences. Pretty sure we talked extensively about how that would happen if he won the election. In fact, that's WHY he ran for president.
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
OK, but can you tell us what you would do with all that tax money? If we’re just gonna use it to fund more wars and give more corp tax breaks, maybe we shouldn’t bother collecting it.
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It's been a monday-ey Monday, so here's my dog in a cowboy hat
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing millions of you women that Cole Hauser is a sex symbol.
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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
"We didn't start the fire" Sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they did, Billy Joel.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You can just help yourself to a squirrel or two if you want, nobody is keeping count of how many there are
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SassyBritches @sassybritches05.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I had to get a PA and appeal, TWICE, to get Optum to cover my pen. I have type 2. I am not some rich lady trying to lose a few pounds. Today, they had the AUDACITY to send me a letter advising me how to stick to my drs plan to keep myself healthy. You know, the plan they said I didn't need.
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 20/12/2024
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky. Help us gain our following back Follow Retweet Repeat Join the park side @altyellonatpark.org
Black wolf looking straight at the camera. Pine forest behind. Yellow eyes.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
That Fresh Prince Of Bel Air reboot should've been called The Refresh Prince Of Bel Air and I shall be taking no questions on this matter.
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Shhh... You didn't see nothing.
A sly dog standing near a poster for a lost dog. They're both the same dog.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/12/2024
Agreed. IF Biden's administration understands the dangers of retaining Elon's contracts, AND they do nothing because trump will just "undo" it, THAT is obeying in advance. Throw sand in the gears. Make trump do his own dirty work. REVOKE his clearance and his contracts.
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