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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków)

@sandwichfrank.northsky.social
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Snackdologizing old ham-trap. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. Banner by Michael Green. Gowns by Adrian. 🤠

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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net · 17/10/2026
I wonder if Jon Stewart ever realized Huck was snowing him the whole time.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
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Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
WASHINGTON—Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spe...
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 14h
Dr Ian Malcolm: Boy, do I hate being right all the time.
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emi gennis @imemi.bsky.social · 9h
obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops
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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Murple would like you all to see this his most successful blep to date.
Cream coloured Apricot point exotic shorthair cat, Murple meowface, with his tongue sticking out
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 12h
Air to Ground Message: LOL THANKS IM GOING TO HAVE TO DECORATE A PUMPKIN AS A FLAP SEAL HORRIFIC STUFF Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #abc5dabf187 F: #f430e9df4a1
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 17/10/2026
Wise up about this Nazi shit, ODOT. I really doubt the other car is Drang.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
The "Love Is" people wear clothes now??? "LOVE IS: EVENTUALLY HAVING TO PUT SOME DANG CLOTHES ON, SINCE THE MANAGER AT CHICK-FIL-A SAYS YOU'RE GROSSING OUT ALL THE OTHER CUSTOMERS"
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geeveetee.bsky.social @geeveetee.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Evergreen theonion.com/democratic-l...
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 17/10/2026
If the Internet Archive is still around I could present a comprehensive PowerPoint overview of the Mr. T Ate My Balls meme/global phenomenon directly at Maggie Haberman
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
The entire cast of Homestar Runner
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
When it’s my turn I’m going to do all the celebrity impressions I think I can do at the press corps. I won’t have a setlist, I’ll just do the impressions as I remember them. “A refreshing use of America’s time,” says The Atlantic
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
When it’s my turn I’m going to do all the celebrity impressions I think I can do at the press corps. I won’t have a setlist, I’ll just do the impressions as I remember them. “A refreshing use of America’s time,” says The Atlantic
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Johnny Carson, Macho Man Randy Savage, Dal McKennon/Gabby Hayes, Truman Capote, all my previous bosses, Goofy singing the Mac startup chime, the entirety of the Pure Moods commercial, Carol Channing at Sears, and probably several more
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
An ice cream cone filled with macaroni and cheese so you can eat it while you drive
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ninja mode
My wee tuxedo cat, Dudley is leaning up against the pole on his cat tree and giving the side eye to a dangling mouse
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
when they go low we transcend the limitations of our corporeal forms
obama crystal pyramid
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Horse waiting for the loo, 1903, oil on canvas
Painting of a horse and rider on the beach in front of changing cabins.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That's Me by Louie Zong
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
which is also the premise of UHF. Weird Al plagiarized David Byrne
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
When I was a kid, I thought my life was gonna be like this song:
youtu.be
Found a Job
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
A color photo of Elvira Mistress of the Dark on a small TV screen being watched by Cassandra Peterson who is wearing a t shirt that says HELL and is holding popcorn 🍿 and a Miller high life beer bottle she has red hair and its the 1980's  Happy Halloween
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
it’s a weenie war
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/smooth...
First panel from today's Swan Boy. Rona is recapping her babysitting experience to Swan Boy. Also a swipe at people who let algorithms do their thinking for them
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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ABC TEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 15/10/2026
I'm sure the Gerwig flick will be good but I'm totally sold on "Aw Darnia, It's Narnia!" as a tagline
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 15/10/2026
I asked Aslan what he was doing the other day but he wouldn't tell me. "It's Narnia bussiness," he said.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not wearing fashy black brown or red just the soothing color of a quality computer
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sure is a lot more non-delighted screaming and cruel cackling laughter coming from the direction of the high school these days. Guess it’s time to break out granny’s whackin’ club and the bondi blue Curtis Sliwa beret and get to patrolling
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Ee aa oo. We-eh? Meh!” — Malibu Stacey Sandwich
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
When she’s being thoughtful she’ll say “ee-aa-oo,” three staccato notes stepping down the scale
Stacey the white-booted tortie tuxie looking into the camera. Her flame orange highlights are particularly stunning in October
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STABbins McGee (Halloween Themed) 🇵🇸 @stabbinsmcgee.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The founder is a friend. Please help as much as you can.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Rooftop ape beeary
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Always wet! No Survivors!
Ocean friend always wet no survivors little swamp monster toy
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 15,1947
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE OUT WALKING ON A VERY WINDY DAY, IT’S SO WINDY THEY ARE HAVING TO LEAN FORWARD.
P2- THE WIND IS GETTING STRONGER AND THEY ARE REALLY HAVING TO STRUGGLE TO KEEP WALKING 
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STILL HAVING TO LEAN INTO THE WND
P4- SUDDENLY!
SLUGGO: BOY --- DAT WIND STOPPED SUDDENLY, DIDN'T IT ?
NANCY AND SLUGGO SUDDENLY FELL FLAT ON THEIR FACES
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If true, this revolutionary new invention has the potential to quickly kill literally thousands of people in some of the most embarrassing ways imaginable.
Headline: Tesla may finally debut a flying car today
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 15/10/2026
i will be intentionally confusing these bands for the rest of my natural life
wikipedia article:

Chilli Willi and the Red Hot Peppers

Not to be confused with Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Harry Dean Stanton and the Replacements getting fully soused on live TV is my favorite bit of SNL lore. It's funny to imagine Lorne Michaels getting really fucking mad. (sorry for the x link but this episode has been mostly scrubbed from the web)
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That Week In SNL (@ThatWeekInSNL) on X
37 years ago, on Jan. 18, 1986, Harry Dean Stanton and The Replacements gave us quite possibly the booziest episode ever. The Replacements spent most of the day drinking together with Harry & after th...
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hats for butts
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 15/10/2026
05:42
S06E06 Treehouse of Horror V (2F03) 30 October 1994
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My fondest wish is that the wicker boyfriend makes SO MUCH noise when he makes even the slightest move
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
I need these hairdos in the #Sims immediately, especially that Dorothy Hamill bob, rowr
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the women in this story--who confronted FIVE men who were guarding the door, picked a lock, broke in, and apparently attempted to physically chase down a rapist--deserve infinite praise. hero shit. they are already getting harassed by strangers.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just now heard a great horned owl. Seems like a good Halloween omen to me
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Later on, I saw her solemnly marching a bundle of feathers and talons to the dumpster in one of these bad boys
A McDonald's Halloween Bucket Guide! 1986-1994. Pumpkin buckets debuted first and dominated the lineup from '86-88. 1989 saw the introduction of the green witch and ghost buckets. In 1994, the final year of the McDonald's Halloween Bucket promotion, the witch became purple and got a more detailed and menacing face. I deem it inferior.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
🐏 At my dead gay college there was a woman in my dorm who maybe grew up in some weird libertarian survivalist situation, because she dressed in skins and pelts and was often barefoot. She caught a kestrel and brought it to class on a leash, and it attacked everybody.
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