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Beth Campbell

@saltybeth.bsky.social
622 followers 190 following 4.3K posts

Actor stand in, dog lover, avid buyer of books my friends write that I will never read because my nose is firmly up the social media orifice

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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 17h
All questions are trick questions.
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Mededitor @mededitor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s happening is that the people in charge don’t work. For them, government work is collecting money and benefits. If they need to do something, they turn to the intern and yell, “Use ChatGPT! Do it! Hurry!” That’s exactly what we’re seeing.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If a 10-year-old can mow grass, so can you" #metaphor
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TAXPAYER-FUNDED POLITICAL COMMERCIAL ON TV
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want a list of white-collar criminals, here you go:
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: The Lower-Paid Replacements
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mogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feminize a band name megabeth
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the Before time, political issues were more complicated, and a reasoned approach was necessary to fathom the consequences of political actions Now it's obvious when actions hurt people
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So basically tech oligarchs keep announcing they've successfully built a paperclip maximiser and demanding we devote all our money to funding it and all our energy to passing laws to stop it.
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Boo London @cmdrsue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These are for you if you need them. Plenty to share. Spread them around. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 21/09/2026
I try not to repost dumb memes but I went to look at the reaction on Truth Social to Trump's post saying gas prices were higher under Biden and someone posted this and I was amused. 
Bumper sticker that says "Trump 2028" but there's a dollar sign in front of the number and tiny little letters say "per gallon"
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have worked hard over the past ten years to avoid video of Trump and to limit my intake of his recorded speech and even his still image and yet I know and have internalized all his patterns and what they mean as one must with an abuser and I resent this. I resent it bitterly.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ask him how many sides has the Pentagon
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tell the heavy equipment operators that they can defect
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My father contracted polio at age 6, was in an iron lung for weeks as a child, and walked with crutches. He had a long, fulfilling life, but he dealt with the effects of the disease until he died. I sat on his lap when I received the polio vaccine as a child. Hellfire for all of these charlatans.
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raventerp1.bsky.social @raventerp1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So Don Jr's new last name is Kremlev #SugarDaddy
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They can’t replace you with AI if you don’t do anything.
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☤ O Mercúrio da Bet ☤ @mercury-prestige.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"Exalt thyself: be more than man, Be saint or be magician, And where the burning Sword awaits Defy the old seraphic ban. Thy will, that climbs from dark estates, Shall divinize the godless fates, This fiery ecstasy of dream Melt down the grim, forbidden gates ...
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ways to bait AI superintelligence: What does it look for, then what does it do when it finds it But seriously, shut this shit down before it consumes our electricity and poisons our air and water
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How much of the internet is spying/data mining And for all their spying, do they influence our spending at all #datacenterstohumanextinction
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 13/09/2026
We break down how a once-rare emergency process became the norm, and what it means for public trust in the nation’s highest court. Watch the full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzyx...
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The Supreme Court Changed. What Now?
For likely the first time in modern history, the Supreme Court decided more cases in fast-tracked, secretive proceedings than in open court. These “shadow docket” decisions have let the Trump…
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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Sara Caudell @scaudell.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Two-Faced-Book Zuckerberg can't stand up to Puny, little (afraid of the cold) Donnie.
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Always Forget
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do all this now
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Benjamin Harnett @benjaminharnett.com · 08/09/2026
The dream of users of AI technology: computer does what I tell it to. The dream of Silicon Valley AI companies, investors, executives: you do what computer tells you to.
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess his girlfriend likes AI
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Richard Conniff @richardconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shutting down the oldest natural history museum in North America? It feels like Drexel University just decided to join Trump's war on science. richardconniff.substack.com/p/a-great-na...
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A Great Nature Museum Closes Its Doors
A university “saved” a major center of American science. Now it means to kill it.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every subject should be divided in two: teach students to eat paste in one part, teach students to flourish without eating paste in the other - and, crucially, examine both.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 05/09/2026
Nelson Greene, 1915 babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=md...
woman with a sword called suffrage killing the beast of war
Give Her the Right Weapon and She Will Kill the Beast
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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Incorrect. Check your math. I think you'll find I have improved every little corner of God's green earth.
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MOLLOY @sionxxii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my father often spoke of how JFK had to re-assure americans that he would not take orders from the vatican. and now we have AIPAC.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm trying to cancel a reservation I WANT TO SPEAK TO A REAL ROBOT
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
looking for a bank that values customers over data mining Please
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is exactly it. Data centers are not ideal targets, but they are the fattest and slowest moving.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's probably an endless idea supply of egregious statements to keep us driven over the edge But this agey pasty manspreader is of no consequence, unless he himself is raping children
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7thkkid.bsky.social @7thkkid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Perfection. No notes. Go on, Speaker Johnson and Co, gay it up. Closets are for clothes.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
RFK has ruined weed too
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yep, #SAGAFTRA , there we are #AI #digitaltheft
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That means his base support is really below 10% I'm in a red state and the Trump flags are long gone
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Gregory Maupin @gjmaupin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The manlier option would be a crank but we already have Duffy.
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Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Forklift implies the existence of a knifelift and spoonlift and I think I need to hire a spoonlift.
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Gregory Maupin @gjmaupin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(Eisen)hower they getting away with this?
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greenlynx @lynxspider.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Moose next to a park bench, in front of a lake, with the downtown Toronto across the lake. Next to the moose is a sign:
STRAIT OF OUR MOOSE
CLOSED DUE TO TARIFFS
Caption: CANADA HAS CHOSEN TO RENAME LAKE ONTARIO...THE STRAIT OF OUR MOOSE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
This appears to be the source https://substack.com/@jokersnjackasses/note/c-322784156
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Jeff Abbott @jeffabbott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
excited to get started (eventually) on my new book PROCRASTINATION FOR DUMMIES
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