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"appeared to instead demonstrate" - I'm not a split infinitive absolutist, but that writing sucks.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All of this is true, but they are also extremely stupid, and may well have convinced themselves that Schmitt ANNIHILATED HIM YO

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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 29/09/2026

This period will go down as one of the greatest moments for Democrat attack ads in history. We're seeing LBJ "Daisy"-level spots daily.

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The Braves should invite famous Atlanta sports fan Jack Smith to throw out the first pitch tomorrow

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I think you are letting them off easy. They are both stupid and wicked. If they know about this exchange at all, they know how badly their guest botched it. But protecting members of their team is more important to them than anything else.

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Are *you* the one who changed planes in the Atlanta airport? If so, Eric Schmitt has some questions for you. YES. YOU.

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026

The whole thing is exquisite, but I have a particular love for his Smithers, over Schmitt's right shoulder, on posterboard duty.

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Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.

Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.

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The heart wants what it wants.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We can wrap up the Oscar race now, nothing will top this.

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Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Who thinks the Cornell rapists’ “apology” essays were “written” by ChatGPT

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There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026

Could be jeans, could be a heterosexual with low blood sugar

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Steven Pinker recommending Bill Maher is a matryoshka doll of bullshit

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I hope you find something you love as much as my man Eric Lipton loves feeding his humiliation fetish.

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This week, Danziger and which Chiefs quarterback was 20 for 24 with two touchdowns against Miami?

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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PLEASE do not tell them. Pervert glasses: that’s hot.

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Well wouldn’t you know it

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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 27/09/2026

Why does everyone care so much about what music other people are listening to? Why is “I don’t know that one” a threat? I am curious about what you love. I don’t really care about what you haven’t heard, for whatever reason.

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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players & electrical tin openers… Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. I chose Texas.

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1) This would be a fucked up faculty meeting. 2) Is the estate of Maya Angelou on board with this? Because their attorneys may have some thoughts.

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I mean, completely deranged, and a wild use of our tax dollars, but extremely funny that it's done in the shooting style of an entrance to The People's Court.

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when u know what fulsome means

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