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Beth Campbell

@saltybeth.bsky.social
628 followers 190 following 4.4K posts

Actor stand in, dog lover, avid buyer of books my friends write that I will never read because my nose is firmly up the social media orifice

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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 22h
🤦🏼‍♀️
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We can get some manna from Heaven, on it 🙏
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just learned that U.S.A. is the oldest sovereign country in the Americas 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dearest Grace, she will cherish every one. She will polish the brass and silver, hand wash the china and crystal, and test every marker to make sure they still have ink.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
exactly
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks, Amazon
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we’re seeing whalefall
“when he tells you those three words every girl wants to hear”
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does darth know
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fair
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thus impaled 🙇🏼‍♀️
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There better be a fireplace
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most of SNL's humor is disingenuous by design 🫤
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😆 why don't you push the down button on your elevator shoes 😆😆😆
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If by nothing you mean a t-shirt deal, ringing the Liberty Bell, and hosting the Spelling Bee SuperBowl, then. Yes
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPSIDE DOWN FLAG
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are plenty of Harvard and Yale rape apologies on TikTok
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Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but whales don't belong on Go Fish cards
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like an accomplice
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ffs
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Judge Todd Lang should be disbarred
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He will be really good at jumping on trampoline for next week
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks, @Amazon !
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the right to vote
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you know someone who is struggling with impulse control, probably substance abuse, can't hold a job Frontal lobe sports injury
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do they snort
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After years of his bullshit, it is still gobsmacking
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Register this as a trademark before you market the t-shirts
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Allen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All questions are trick questions.
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Mededitor @mededitor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s happening is that the people in charge don’t work. For them, government work is collecting money and benefits. If they need to do something, they turn to the intern and yell, “Use ChatGPT! Do it! Hurry!” That’s exactly what we’re seeing.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On top of how blatantly offensive Hegs is an absolute ASS for ignoring the centuries of military tradition in the Navy And why do soldiers and sailors commit suicide so often. What are they being trained to do.
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So? Do you think living in New York is a good idea or not?
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's about time they made James Bond a woman #JaymesBond
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well my Mom lived to 96 on lunch ice cream
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no How much did the URL cost, I wonder
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If a 10-year-old can mow grass, so can you" #metaphor
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you imagine Schmidt's firing everyone in sight #dirtbag
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recording your voice
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TAXPAYER-FUNDED POLITICAL COMMERCIAL ON TV
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you from SAG-AFTRA! Keep media here!
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
always chasing Warren Zevon
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want a list of white-collar criminals, here you go:
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: The Lower-Paid Replacements
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mogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feminize a band name megabeth
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dusk blue light over Elkview, West Virginia, the full moon partially obscured by wispy clouds contained in the sky only between the photographer and the moon
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right!
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey thanks! Today 💪🥎🎉😎
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where are the episodes of the Clydesdales saving the white puppy
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ryanoneil.bsky.social !
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the Before time, political issues were more complicated, and a reasoned approach was necessary to fathom the consequences of political actions Now it's obvious when actions hurt people
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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If my house gets flattened because of Macklemore ISTG
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