Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just learned that U.S.A. is the oldest sovereign country in the Americas 🤷🏼♀️ 000
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dearest Grace, she will cherish every one. She will polish the brass and silver, hand wash the china and crystal, and test every marker to make sure they still have ink. 030
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026😆 why don't you push the down button on your elevator shoes 😆😆😆 010
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If by nothing you mean a t-shirt deal, ringing the Liberty Bell, and hosting the Spelling Bee SuperBowl, then. Yes 000
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There are plenty of Harvard and Yale rape apologies on TikTok 010
Reposted by Beth CampbellIce Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't know who needs to hear this but whales don't belong on Go Fish cards 121
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He will be really good at jumping on trampoline for next week 100
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you know someone who is struggling with impulse control, probably substance abuse, can't hold a job Frontal lobe sports injury 000
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026After years of his bullshit, it is still gobsmacking 010
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Register this as a trademark before you market the t-shirts 010
Reposted by Beth CampbellAllen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All questions are trick questions. 131
Reposted by Beth CampbellMededitor @mededitor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What’s happening is that the people in charge don’t work. For them, government work is collecting money and benefits. If they need to do something, they turn to the intern and yell, “Use ChatGPT! Do it! Hurry!” That’s exactly what we’re seeing. 021
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On top of how blatantly offensive Hegs is an absolute ASS for ignoring the centuries of military tradition in the Navy And why do soldiers and sailors commit suicide so often. What are they being trained to do. 010
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So? Do you think living in New York is a good idea or not? 000
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's about time they made James Bond a woman #JaymesBond 030
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"If a 10-year-old can mow grass, so can you" #metaphor 020
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can you imagine Schmidt's firing everyone in sight #dirtbag 1120
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you want a list of white-collar criminals, here you go: 020
Reposted by Beth CampbellSteve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band name: The Lower-Paid Replacements 051
Reposted by Beth Campbellmogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026feminize a band name megabeth 916212
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Where are the episodes of the Clydesdales saving the white puppy 010
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In the Before time, political issues were more complicated, and a reasoned approach was necessary to fathom the consequences of political actions Now it's obvious when actions hurt people 020
Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If my house gets flattened because of Macklemore ISTG 000