Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 148158275280
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The reward is being able to live with yourself 040
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockGrizzlefur @grizzlefur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m not saying my dad’s bike was crap, but once it got stolen and he found it 50 yards down the road. 2222
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: Nay Doctor: not helping your case that you don't think you're a horse 020
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockStephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oof. Definitely worth reading. 35214
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yup. A year of culinary school. In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity 040
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Star Wars but everyone is a Muppet except for Chewbacca, who is played by Jennifer Lawrence 010
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2315721124
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Teaching body part vocabulary to our 6yo has hit some bumps in the road: This is my foot scrotum and it protects my foot from bumps. 020
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Forklift implies the existence of a knifelift and spoonlift and I think I need to hire a spoonlift. 011
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Uma Thurman visits former co-workers. 121
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockKathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Man, if you ever want to feel wise, clever, and well informed, watch depositions of cops on youtube Q: "Why did you arrest her?" A: "She was trying to stop officers from going into her apartment." Q: "Did you have a warrant? A: "No." Q: "Was there some kind of emergency happening in the apartment?" 161708274
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockNick The Time Miser @nscottg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026important pieces of advice for those wanting to work in tech at a young age Never stay at a job for longer than 5 yrs. New hires get paid more then a grizzled vet who has been working there for years. Most successful people i know in tech are always moving forward and never getting comfortable 321
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A Fish Called Wanda. I found it to be so incredibly unfunny. 020
Reposted by Ice Cream O'Clockparanormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Imagine getting ur back blown out on the Jesus bed. 2019139
Reposted by Ice Cream O'Clock𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕤 ⚸𖤐 @prettytiired.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There are real superheroes among us. www.tomshardware.com/3d-printing/...tomshardware.com3D-printing enthusiast creates ‘Flock Sock’ to blind controversial cameras, shares design — slip-on cover attaches to broom handle to make it easy to put on devices placed on traffic and streetlights"The very least you can do is help protect these valuable civil servants from getting a bad sunburn." 021
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"The team found that the greater the proportion of enslaved people in a county in 1860, the bigger the mortality gap between Black & white people in the 2010s, even after controlling for common factors tied to health inequalities, such as rurality or pop. density" www.science.org/content/arti...science.orgSlavery linked to mortality gap between Black and white Americans todayNew study is among the first to quantify and explain slavery’s influence in contemporary U.S. health disparities 12887439
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My 6yo just now: Can we go to New Jersey? Kids say the darndest things 😀 120
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Canada, please come get your geese. They're drunk and pooping everywhere. 121
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My wife's was that Lance Armstrong was garbage. 1160
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 13/08/2026There is a good oral history: www.businessinsider.com/tom-holland-...businessinsider.comAn oral history of Tom Holland's sensational 'Lip Sync Battle' performanceThe producers, choreographers, and dancers behind the "Umbrella" and "Singin' in the Rain" mashup explain how it came to be. 181
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Everybody. We just met Bert and Ernie and I started to cry a little. They were my 1st neurodiverse role models ❤️ #sesamestreet 120
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Weird how there's a big empty spot in this display. #GenX #iykyk 000
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Cookie monster dancer person thinks: this is NOT why I went to Juliard 010
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 10/08/20265yo: Where are we going today? Me: it's a surprise! 5yo: is it Town Hall?! (It's Sesame Place 🙂) 030
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I guess some dentists still do laughing gas but it's frowned upon for whatever reason. but man, that shit was like leaving your body at the garage and picking it up later. 16972
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The irony is that Mount Rushmore wouldn't make the Mount Rushmore of US attractions 0243
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockJake Berman @lostsubways.com · 03/08/2026this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/? 852853986
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/07/2026one of my favorite things in the world is when someone hates a generally mundane thing with the sort of white-hot wrath you normally reserve for someone who has murdered your whole family 61501227
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026<wide shot of Big Ben and Parliament> Booming voice: I see London <wide shot of the Eiffel Tower> Booming voice: I see France <Black screen and then an eye opens in the middle of the screen> Booming voice: I see you IN YOUR UNDERPANTS Tom Holland WILL see YOU in October. 010
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockHelder @heldermira.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Nolan's The Odyssey is a three-hour tour around the Mediterranean, Odysseus + crew get lost at sea for years, have a series of misadventures, seduced by a farm girl and a nymph... Welcome to Cinema 201. Today's subject: How 'The Odyssey' is actually Christopher Nolan's Ode to 'Gilligan's Island'. 132
Reposted by Ice Cream O'Clock𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕤 ⚸𖤐 @prettytiired.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is either an elaborate ploy by vegans or cannibals, I'm not sure which one. 011
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Sir, this is an Arby's" "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" <eats drive thru attendant> 030
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 20/07/2026So cool that the Avengers are fighting the beast that killed Superman 100
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Gil Scott Heron, before the advent of C-SPAN: The Resolution will NOT be televised 020
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I got sad in the backyard last night and the lights came on. Those emotion sensing lights really work. 021
Reposted by Ice Cream O'ClockSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 846222243631
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Have we tried switching to Greenwich Nice Time? 041
Ice Cream O'Clock @ryanoneil.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I paid the Dumb Parent Tax yesterday: We stopped at a roadside dinosaur at 5yo's request. Then, we wandered into the gift shop, which was actually a giant toy store. $35 later, everyone was happy with their new set of vehicles or relieved to be leaving not having spent more. 110
