Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2hThe thing about Hasan Piker is that, like most extremely online guys, he’s kind of annoying. Then again, he is also extremely pleasant to look at. Life is complicated 010
Reposted by Sally McSurlyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 4hI use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing 7747162
Reposted by Sally McSurlyEd @ed3d.net · 10hjust make this guy president already, we need a hockey president 640927
Reposted by Sally McSurlyU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 11hEver throw a slightly spoiled fruit into the woods for the deer? Feels good. It's Recall Thursday. 717323
Reposted by Sally McSurlySeinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 15hI painted my face. / S06E23 The Face Painter 0132
Reposted by Sally McSurlyAlan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian 961510231
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My answer was the best answer of course (Fugazi) but one guy said Iron Maiden when he was only 11 years old and that was a strong second place answer 120
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Icebreaker at a meeting today was "what was your first concert." Not only was it good to be asked a different question, but I got an instant read on how many dork ass nerds were in that room 120
Reposted by Sally McSurlyPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/10/2026At The Big Game, These Trump Voters Are Still Backing Trump 215710
Reposted by Sally McSurlyrespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$ 131457159
Reposted by Sally McSurlyceej @ceej.online · 07/11/2024got one of those haunted cameras that pops out a photo of how you die. pretty fun to mess around with for a while but apparently doesn't work for selfies. just always spits out a photo of me holding the haunted camera 765181
Reposted by Sally McSurlyThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta… 602480258
Reposted by Sally McSurlyKazzie Charbonneau @kazziebot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026did he really just "no homo" the crowd 6084577
Reposted by Sally McSurlynight of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it 471055186
Reposted by Sally McSurlyjentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 12/10/2026this is community 🪴 63020982
Reposted by Sally McSurlyDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do" 52999221700
Reposted by Sally McSurlyThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist theonion.com/so-called-professional… 121335181
Reposted by Sally McSurlyIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. 14854991411717
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026for a second I almost forgot he had another one lol 000
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don't want to talk about this, but we don't talk enough about Trump surrounding himself with women who resemble the one daughter he cares about 110
Reposted by Sally McSurlyFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Had the great honor of literally standing with @repilhan.bsky.social and I stand with her today. She represents my Minneapolis district and it will be a joy to vote for her again in November. 24147494
Reposted by Sally McSurlyAnt @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit. 425124404600
Reposted by Sally McSurlyDavid C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale. 8791621948
Reposted by Sally McSurlyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders 10857721211
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Coming up on six months since I stopped drinking and my average resting heart rate reflects the difference that sobriety has made for me. Feeling good! 160
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Convinced that Lorne bringing him back to host every season was part of his severance package 070
Reposted by Sally McSurlySean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/10/2026LETTERMAN: In fact Digger is doing so poorly that Tom Cruise has been using the empty theaters to hide Shelly Miscavige. [big bass sting from the band, scattered laughs, some "ooohs"] Have you seen Shelly Miscavige lately, Paul? SHAFFER [smiling]: Not recently, Dave. 6809148
Reposted by Sally McSurlyJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you can donate to your local food bank now is the time 2196142
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me: oh cool VT might win this game HOKIES: lol lmao 010
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026As a longtime hokie fan i am well-versed in second half collapses 110
Reposted by Sally McSurlybrother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good" 222287283
Reposted by Sally McSurlyAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap 122770811801
Reposted by Sally McSurlymatthewcfield.bsky.social @matthewcfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I really must share his opponent’s name Source: www.bbc.com/news/article... 711115
Reposted by Sally McSurlyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026hitler mussolini simeon flores won’t see your posts making fun of his name but all your friends who are also named hitler mussolini will 1274058
Reposted by Sally McSurlyYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026graffiti in garbadella, rome 136527
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Need to talk to someone who watched the season premiere of law & order 020
Reposted by Sally McSurlyWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 10586061344
Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is extremely fun tentpolegame.com/m/c60LfxW40wf5 020
Reposted by Sally McSurlyold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 09/10/2026gator hole, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986 318733
Reposted by Sally McSurlyVoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh." 484198566
Reposted by Sally McSurlymeatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i searched for it and started laughing my ass off 2668