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Sally McSurly

@sallymcsurly.bsky.social
1.1K followers 248 following 4.1K posts

Two-time fantasy hockey champion. Hokie. I talk about Predator a lot. I like to take pictures of animals.

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 37m
Ally McBeal dancing baby looking ass
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 2h
The thing about Hasan Piker is that, like most extremely online guys, he’s kind of annoying. Then again, he is also extremely pleasant to look at. Life is complicated
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 4h
I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing
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Ed @ed3d.net · 10h
just make this guy president already, we need a hockey president
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 11h
Ever throw a slightly spoiled fruit into the woods for the deer? Feels good. It's Recall Thursday.
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 15h
I painted my face. / S06E23 The Face Painter
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14h
Moving to Pound Town
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Worst answer was Shawn Cassidy
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My answer was the best answer of course (Fugazi) but one guy said Iron Maiden when he was only 11 years old and that was a strong second place answer
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Icebreaker at a meeting today was "what was your first concert." Not only was it good to be asked a different question, but I got an instant read on how many dork ass nerds were in that room
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/10/2026
At The Big Game, These Trump Voters Are Still Backing Trump
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/11/2024
got one of those haunted cameras that pops out a photo of how you die. pretty fun to mess around with for a while but apparently doesn't work for selfies. just always spits out a photo of me holding the haunted camera
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Get rid of Greek life already
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
💅🏽
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
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Kazzie Charbonneau @kazziebot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
did he really just "no homo" the crowd
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 12/10/2026
this is community 🪴
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We sure do
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist theonion.com/so-called-professional…
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
for a second I almost forgot he had another one lol
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't want to talk about this, but we don't talk enough about Trump surrounding himself with women who resemble the one daughter he cares about
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Had the great honor of literally standing with @repilhan.bsky.social and I stand with her today. She represents my Minneapolis district and it will be a joy to vote for her again in November.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Coming up on six months since I stopped drinking and my average resting heart rate reflects the difference that sobriety has made for me. Feeling good!
iPhone chart showing my average resting heart rate has been 76 bpm for 6 months
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Convinced that Lorne bringing him back to host every season was part of his severance package
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/10/2026
LETTERMAN: In fact Digger is doing so poorly that Tom Cruise has been using the empty theaters to hide Shelly Miscavige. [big bass sting from the band, scattered laughs, some "ooohs"] Have you seen Shelly Miscavige lately, Paul? SHAFFER [smiling]: Not recently, Dave.
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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My favorite thing about comic book villain Gavin Newsom is his
unwavering commitment to tanking his career as governor so massively that he'll have zero shot of ever being president
October 10, 2023 at 1:53 PM
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you can donate to your local food bank now is the time
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me: oh cool VT might win this game HOKIES: lol lmao
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a longtime hokie fan i am well-versed in second half collapses
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you gotta be fucking kidding me
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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matthewcfield.bsky.social @matthewcfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really must share his opponent’s name Source: www.bbc.com/news/article...
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin
Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan "I'm the good Hitler".
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hitler mussolini simeon flores won’t see your posts making fun of his name but all your friends who are also named hitler mussolini will
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
graffiti in garbadella, rome
mamdani 1
georgia
 trump 0
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Need to talk to someone who watched the season premiere of law & order
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is extremely fun tentpolegame.com/m/c60LfxW40wf5
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 09/10/2026
gator hole, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
gator hole, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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meatloaf social @beartape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i searched for it and started laughing my ass off
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