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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 25m

Should have done a sequel to THE FIRM instead

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 49m

Record Exchange employee #591 clocking in

OK COMPUTER Radiohead
LONDON CALLING The Clash
13 SONGS Fugazi
SIAMESE DREAM Smashing Pumpkins
HENRY’S DREAM Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
BLACKLISTED Neko Case
THE NIGHT Morphine
VIOLATOR Depeche Mode
PRETTY HATE MACHINE Nine Inch Nails

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 22h

Shoutout to all my friends who still bartend in downtown Blacksburg, your night is about to get #worse

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 22h

This VT game is driving me fucking nuts

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The last time I sat in the pouring rain at Lane Stadium was the night in 2007 when Matt Ryan won the whole stupid game for BC in the last 2:11, and my uncle was so mad that he refused to give me a ride home

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026

This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you

A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026

iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!

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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 01/10/2026

Trans people deserve the right to experience the freedom, the joy, and the opportunity afforded to every other American.

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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jesus Christ dude

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you can tell the republicans on the judiciary committee really care about getting to the bottom of this Jack Smith mess by the way they refuse to let him answer any of their questions

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

jesus christ Eric Schmitt is a bozo

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"We're going to continue to make you miserable" would be a heck of a campaign ad

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’re fucking bald and defending AI usage, weirdo.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026

Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube

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Were-Gumby @superba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah its like if they pulled the lexington off the floor of the coral sea for midway

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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, as a Giants fan, we just shot a nuclear weapon into our own dicks

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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Vikings thought JJ McCarty was their unsinkable Yamato Class battleship, and as it turns out they were right about that in the same way that the Japanese were.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

I don't really understand football, can someone please explain this to me in terms I can understand, preferably that of pacific fleet actions in the second world war

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

O, fuck! [Hamlet — Act II, Scene II]

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Going wild every time Jason Bourne tells somebody he’s peeking at them from afar

Jason Bourne: it’s easy, she’s standing right next to you

Jason Bourne; get some rest, Pam. You look tired

Jason Bourne: if you were in your office right now we’d be having this conversation face-to-face

Other side of the image is the meme of Jim McMahon going nuts in a chair

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is extraordinarily well written.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026

Headlamp is fine! Anything that isn't your phone... or an oil lantern... or a candle you carry around like you're a 17th century child looking for ghosts. Spoiler - the ghosts are carbon monoxide and you need to get out of there.

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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sorry I can't make it to your party this weekend ... uh... because of the nor'easter

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey bud this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in a book

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