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sakura 🌸

@sakura.perfectgra.de
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gay tech nerd and enjoyer of art | @segirly.perfectgra.de <3 | pfp: @rnna.bsky.social | banner: fabioberti.it

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 8h
“i dont think the world is dim, i think i just turned down the lights to 6%” [suddenly serious] ”..oh” “you asked me to!” “WHAT??” she is so ridiculous
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 14h
got an eb games promo in my email that refers to several products as "presold out", reading that is like a cognitive flashbang
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 29/09/2026
buying that RISC microcontroller company is gonna cost you an ARM and a leg
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a random ass room you'd find in the shinra building in og FFVII and checking a specific one of these would have you find a potion
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 28/09/2026
sometimes i do a 10 second favor for my wife and she looks at me like i just sacrificed my soul for her
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 28/09/2026
who up playing with their Pokémon GO Plus + Accessory
Screenshot of a product page reading:

Catch Pokémon and track your rest rhythm with the Pokémon GO Plus + accessory!
Keep track of your sleep with the press of a button
Press and hold the central button on the Pokémon GO Plus + accessory and
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026
NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com
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faye🪽 @ the Sumia cultural renaissance @segirly.perfectgra.de · 28/09/2026
artwork of the character Sumia from Fire Emblem Awakening (FEA, FE13) from the Fire Emblem Cipher trading card game, with the impact font caption reading "PEGASIS KNIGHT FANDOM IS DYING" on the top and "REPOST IF YOU LOVE PEGGING" on the bottom
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 27/09/2026
i don't use any apps that haven't been updated for apple silicon at the moment, but i know that the day i install macOS 28 i'm gonna need some obscure utility that hasn't been updated in a decade
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 27/09/2026
i feel like i used up a decades worth of thrift luck with the $25 delonghi dedica
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Zi Xu @ziqqix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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faye🪽 @ the Sumia cultural renaissance @segirly.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026
DON'T BE CURIOUS ‼️‼️‼️ ALL THE BEST ART HAS A MARKETING BUDGET ⚠️⚠️⚠️ STAY STILL AND OPEN WIDE PIGGY 🫄🫄🫄
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026
its cool how basically nobody has decent warranty service these days. getting a warranty replacement or repair is a huge pain in the ass for the majority of consumer products, even if you bought it at a major physical retailer
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026
i think about getting a physical 2FA key all the time, but i think i could only be comfortable if i had multiple backups in different physical locations, or if one of them was an implant. knowing myself, i would end up locked out somehow if my backup plan wasn't airtight
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yes shareholders, as you can see, we've updated Purah's design to include what we believe our players call "Fujoshi Glasses". We expect the currently untitled Breath of the Wild threequel to sell at least 60 million units, twice that of the first Breath of the Wild.
Purah with those swirly glasses.
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026
it scares me when im trying to send my girlfriend some gay shit and for half a second bluesky shows me a list of random ass people instead of my recent DMs
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
archer_uwu posting: "these embed fixers are getting ridiculous." the discord notification shows nich sending a link using "mpregx.com"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
the pivot in this one is fucking incredible youtube.com/shorts/nyglo...
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Guessing the CEO by a patch of their skin
YouTube video by Good Work
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Yasa @yasayasa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Overwatch Cuckold Fantasy
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
discord messages from me:

"guy who has a $200 claude subscription because he thinks university doesn't cost enough"
"is this anything"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
i love how delayed Australia Post emails are. i'll get a parcel and get the push notification that its been delivered like five minutes later, and the email will come in at like 4am the next day
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fay 😖 @ fefw (no spoilers) @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
forbidden yuri
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laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
gf told me i smell nice while i was straddling her in bed and i really responded “wowie!” fuck me man
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Bryce B @brycebucher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one week in the tube
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
the xbox layoffs are egregious, but i would be far more compelled to believe that Asha Sharma has a real plan if it weren’t for the gutting of id Software. it is fucking insane to tear up a renowned, incredibly talented team that has produced hit after hit and maintains a stellar engine
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex:
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SkyCladBrent @brent.zone · 24/09/2026
I hate how funny he is
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Jordan/JBEAN @jbean3535.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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eva 🐾 @eva.ac · 24/09/2026
running it back: verify your age on discord/twitch/kick/snapchat with one easy trick age-verifier.eva.ac
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cya❤️‍🩹cagliostro's wife @cagayc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
leda ^_^ #fefw
leda from fire emblem fortune's weave, covered in blood and staring back at the viewer with an enraged expression with her mouth hidden by her bloody hand
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
people love to shit on Xiaomi for copying apple or whatever, but they're currently styling on apple on account not wobbling on a table. screen on the back is Neat
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 23/09/2026
tawk. 🗣️
Rudy mozilla wildposting
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Cammy @laetecks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mom: "why is white woman fart explosion at your wedding?" me: "thats oomf 😭"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 23/09/2026
somehow siri is slightly worse at grammar in ios 27, if i say “set a 30 minute timer for the washer” it literally names the timer “the washer” instead of “washer” and says “30 minute the washer timer, starting now”
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 22/09/2026
yeah sure ok dude
a file called "malware.db" located in "home/.local/share/phishingurl"
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Yuthie @yuthie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🎃🦇🍬
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 22/09/2026
[speaker at an apple keynote event voice] steve? he gave us jobs. tim? he cooked. john? heh. well let’s just say, he’s gonna turn us right around.
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 23/09/2026
i would really like to find the social web enjoyable again
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 23/09/2026
qualcomm on the run for worst product naming scheme of all time youtube.com/watch?v=qZxc...
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骁龙8 Elite Extreme Gen6前瞻上手:高通新旗舰手机来啦!
YouTube video by 极客湾Geekerwan
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just had a gyaru tell me to download Firefox in a real YouTube ad commissioned by them because in the world of vertical videos, any and all combinations of words you couldn't have ever imagined are made possible beyond your wildest dreams.
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🌺DoinkusGaming82💙 (MINOR) @doinkus365.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning
A man tries to vote on a Nintendo poll that says "do u want a game where mario is pregnant"
it's either no or yes, but the chain on the pencil is too short to ever reach the yes option.
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