sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 8h“i dont think the world is dim, i think i just turned down the lights to 6%” [suddenly serious] ”..oh” “you asked me to!” “WHAT??” she is so ridiculous 150
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 14hgot an eb games promo in my email that refers to several products as "presold out", reading that is like a cognitive flashbang 082
Reposted by sakura 🌸Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 29/09/2026buying that RISC microcontroller company is gonna cost you an ARM and a leg 2417
Reposted by sakura 🌸🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is a random ass room you'd find in the shinra building in og FFVII and checking a specific one of these would have you find a potion 31073248
Reposted by sakura 🌸charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026need this shirt so bad 2431921201
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 28/09/2026sometimes i do a 10 second favor for my wife and she looks at me like i just sacrificed my soul for her 080
Reposted by sakura 🌸Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭 262750536
Reposted by sakura 🌸Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13693291541
Reposted by sakura 🌸aly @aly.codes · 27/09/2026NixOS maintainers are performing public executions of DHH fanboys on X.com 1736535
Reposted by sakura 🌸faye🪽 @ the Sumia cultural renaissance @segirly.perfectgra.de · 28/09/2026 325875
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 27/09/2026i don't use any apps that haven't been updated for apple silicon at the moment, but i know that the day i install macOS 28 i'm gonna need some obscure utility that hasn't been updated in a decade 120
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 27/09/2026i feel like i used up a decades worth of thrift luck with the $25 delonghi dedica 100
Reposted by sakura 🌸faye🪽 @ the Sumia cultural renaissance @segirly.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026DON'T BE CURIOUS ‼️‼️‼️ ALL THE BEST ART HAS A MARKETING BUDGET ⚠️⚠️⚠️ STAY STILL AND OPEN WIDE PIGGY 🫄🫄🫄 2142
Reposted by sakura 🌸charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951042050
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026its cool how basically nobody has decent warranty service these days. getting a warranty replacement or repair is a huge pain in the ass for the majority of consumer products, even if you bought it at a major physical retailer 030
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026i think about getting a physical 2FA key all the time, but i think i could only be comfortable if i had multiple backups in different physical locations, or if one of them was an implant. knowing myself, i would end up locked out somehow if my backup plan wasn't airtight 030
Reposted by sakura 🌸Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yes shareholders, as you can see, we've updated Purah's design to include what we believe our players call "Fujoshi Glasses". We expect the currently untitled Breath of the Wild threequel to sell at least 60 million units, twice that of the first Breath of the Wild. 8578120
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/09/2026it scares me when im trying to send my girlfriend some gay shit and for half a second bluesky shows me a list of random ass people instead of my recent DMs 050
Reposted by sakura 🌸lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 656090987
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026the pivot in this one is fucking incredible youtube.com/shorts/nyglo...youtube.comGuessing the CEO by a patch of their skinYouTube video by Good Work 010
Reposted by sakura 🌸Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba 010747
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026i love how delayed Australia Post emails are. i'll get a parcel and get the push notification that its been delivered like five minutes later, and the email will come in at like 4am the next day 030
Reposted by sakura 🌸fay 😖 @ fefw (no spoilers) @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026forbidden yuri 312829
Reposted by sakura 🌸laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork 93768906
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026gf told me i smell nice while i was straddling her in bed and i really responded “wowie!” fuck me man 2321
Reposted by sakura 🌸cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026found a new type of guy 2103686415
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026the xbox layoffs are egregious, but i would be far more compelled to believe that Asha Sharma has a real plan if it weren’t for the gutting of id Software. it is fucking insane to tear up a renowned, incredibly talented team that has produced hit after hit and maintains a stellar engine 150
Reposted by sakura 🌸Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex: 22001593
Reposted by sakura 🌸eva 🐾 @eva.ac · 24/09/2026running it back: verify your age on discord/twitch/kick/snapchat with one easy trick age-verifier.eva.ac 412254
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026people love to shit on Xiaomi for copying apple or whatever, but they're currently styling on apple on account not wobbling on a table. screen on the back is Neat 120
Reposted by sakura 🌸Cammy @laetecks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026mom: "why is white woman fart explosion at your wedding?" me: "thats oomf 😭" 111119
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 23/09/2026somehow siri is slightly worse at grammar in ios 27, if i say “set a 30 minute timer for the washer” it literally names the timer “the washer” instead of “washer” and says “30 minute the washer timer, starting now” 030
Reposted by sakura 🌸jess 🏳️⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 22/09/2026[speaker at an apple keynote event voice] steve? he gave us jobs. tim? he cooked. john? heh. well let’s just say, he’s gonna turn us right around. 3214
sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 23/09/2026i would really like to find the social web enjoyable again 030
Reposted by sakura 🌸mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 23/09/2026qualcomm on the run for worst product naming scheme of all time youtube.com/watch?v=qZxc...youtube.com骁龙8 Elite Extreme Gen6前瞻上手:高通新旗舰手机来啦!YouTube video by 极客湾Geekerwan 2233
Reposted by sakura 🌸Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just had a gyaru tell me to download Firefox in a real YouTube ad commissioned by them because in the world of vertical videos, any and all combinations of words you couldn't have ever imagined are made possible beyond your wildest dreams. 39313