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@sakura.perfectgra.de
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 28/09/2026
who up playing with their Pokémon GO Plus + Accessory
Screenshot of a product page reading:

Catch Pokémon and track your rest rhythm with the Pokémon GO Plus + accessory!
Keep track of your sleep with the press of a button
Press and hold the central button on the Pokémon GO Plus + accessory and
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 24/09/2026
discord messages from me:

"guy who has a $200 claude subscription because he thinks university doesn't cost enough"
"is this anything"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 21/09/2026
[american trying to explain Bluetooth] imagine a car,
screenshot from spotify, where a bluetooth audio device is represented with a car icon
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 20/09/2026
i am so sick of this shit dude
12 listings for various pi zero models, all out of stock at digikey
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 17/09/2026
r/northernlion is fucking incredible right now
reddit conversation 

user 1: Yeah there were always 4 possibilities that would occur:
1. NL makes a public statement like this and Dan still appears in content.
2. NL makes a public statement like this and Dan doesn't appear in his content anymore.
3. NL ignores it publicly and Dan still appears in his content.
4. NL ignores it publicly and Dan doesn't appear in his content anymore.
Anyone that expected more than this as a statement was deluding themselves.

user 2: I’m more used to choosing from 3 options but aight
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 16/09/2026
having a normal one
ipados spotlight search for “settings”, the settings app does not appear among the results“Upgrade to OSName 27” promptCannot Download Update
There is not enough available storage to download iPadOS 27. You can manage your storage in Settings.iPad Storage: 39.91GB/64GB
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 16/09/2026
these are kinda like goldfish for adults
arnotts cheds
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 16/09/2026
okay man, whatever
email subject “ GFiber is now gFiber - the same internet you love, now with a bright new look.”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 14/09/2026
every now and then i forget what the description of this channel is and check it
channel topic for #daily-sakura-show^2:

"Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over." - Warren Buffet
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 12/09/2026
day in the life
dm exchange


fri, sep 4th 19:42: received aerith x tifa nsfw art
sat, 5 sep 13:04: sent art of a girl holding up her phone with a pikmin bloom screenshot of a blue pikmin with a sausage on its head edited on, captioned "there is something important i need you to see"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 09/09/2026
i fucking love this clip and i struggle to find it every time i want it, i can't believe this didn't go triple platinum on twitter when it aired
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 08/09/2026
george lucas really went off the rails with this one
screenshot of the youtube video "Ranking Every Star Wars Special Edition Change". the frame shows the force ghost scene from the end of return of the jedi, but anakin is replaced with charlie kirk
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 03/09/2026
a pet peeve that i've been seeing a lot more lately is people calling benign reproduction items "fake". of course there are times when you should be aware that something isn't genuine, but more often it simply reinforces the collectable-isation of everything and erosion of consumer rights, ergo Hewlett-Packard cultural victory
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 02/09/2026
> 6x framegen with the power of DLSS 5 you can run NBA 2K27 at 1080p 120FPS on a $5000 graphics card
graph from nvidia with performance numbers for the RTX 5000 series running NBA 2K27 with DLSS5 at 1080p
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 29/08/2026
the ifixit soldering station seems like a really great package, but i cannot wrap my head around the price. the iron itself is reasonably priced at A$130, but the power station adds nearly A$300 for what is just a 5200mah usb-c power bank with some periphery for the iron? am i drastically underestimating the engineering hours that went into that part?
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 23/08/2026
this was a prophecy
extremely tacky "xbox series z" handheld concept screenshots from a few years ago
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 21/08/2026
> hire creative talent and treat them well > make unique, smaller budget games that sell a gazillion copies > competition keeps betting billions of dollars on AAAA live service games nobody cares about and firing all of their talent what is this business strategy called?
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 12/08/2026
I HAVE TO PAY $20 TO SHIP A BROKEN MICRO SD CARD TO TAIWAN
photo of a guy at a sandwich store looking concerned, edited with a hellish background and the caption "they fucked his sandwich up forever"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 12/08/2026
i fucking knew it lmao
reddit post satirizing discord updates as “reinventing the wheel”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 11/08/2026
i fucked up using this .CANDI.CK sd card 🤦‍♂️
render of a sandisk micro sd card with their new logo
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 11/08/2026
thanks, discord
discord suggests i open the #get-banned-here channel
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 09/08/2026
we have sweetwater at home
reddit post with a photo of the package their audio interface came in, showcasing that it came with a single lollipop
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 07/08/2026
having too many display technologies on the market at once is a problem because it starts feeling like this
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 06/08/2026
am i fucking stupid?
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 27/07/2026
somewhat controversial take but this is how i feel about game remakes. if you stop pitting them against each other its fucking sick to experience another teams spin on a game that you love
stick figure standing in front of two cakes, one noticeably less decadent than the other: “Holy shit! Two cakes!”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 21/07/2026
my omnifixo arrived :D haven’t been this excited for a new tool in a minute tbh
photo of an omnifixo M4 kit
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 21/07/2026
reddit is so fucking good sometimes
reddit screenshot

user 1: Ghostty is still better. I have to restart it like once a week. [9 votes]
user 2: Better based on what criteria? [-8 votes]
user 1: I like it more. [ 57 votes]
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 16/07/2026
thrilling conclusion to this story arc
reddit post titled “You guys! It FREAKING **LIVED** (update in a THOR that was dropped in a mop bucket)
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 15/07/2026
cuddled up to gf playing slime rancher 2, and every few minutes her screen looks like this because her autonomous drones are crashing the Plort Market
puppy with its brain open getting surrounded by various toxins (some genuine, some conspiratorial) being held above a bed of skulls. the sky is purple
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 15/07/2026
my girlfriend was obsessed with exactly that for about two months
photo of a new 3ds running pocket card jockey
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 21/06/2026
glad my rss feed nabbed this before it gets axed lmao
ozbargain post titled “ Free Travel through The Strait of Hormuz for 60 Days. Save $2 Million”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 16/06/2026
what am i doing man
photo of an ayn thor on my lap with ocarina of time on the top screen and an alf discord stream on the bottom screen. i’m wearing cinnamoroll pyjamas
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 11/06/2026
the rj45 connectors i bought are.. canned?
photo of a jar of rj45 connectors with the plastic lid removed. under the plastic lid, there is an unopened can lid with a pull tab
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 02/06/2026
warranty replacement arrived today, i have a cool paperweight now. wife does not agree that it would “go hard as hell” to frame it
photo of a 10TB seagate exos drive on a hatsune miku deskmat
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 01/06/2026
> graphic media > look inside > cli
cat with its face taking up the whole frame of the image
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 25/05/2026
“Runnin' out of sodas, I might walk to Circle K by myself” - DRAKE & PARTYNEXTDOOR,
"FORTWORTH"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 22/05/2026
walked into the bathroom to wash my hands while my gf was taking a shower, and she said "oh no... pervert" with this cadence
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 22/05/2026
mh collab-coded
step one: create a character in Final Fantasy XIV
step two: Reach level 100. Complete the main scenario quest “Dawntrail.”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 14/05/2026
i ❤️ game delisting and dark patterns
discord messages from me:

"had to use the most rancid key site ever to get my hands on a legacy copy of kiwami 2
they had one-time purchase protection and a subscription that repeatedly gets auto-added to your cart, and the prices and fees would change so that no matter what combo of things you purchased the total would be the same"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 12/05/2026
this is basically just me sadposting because i saw this shit coming years ago. i made an effort to not participate in the bigotry showcase circlejerking on twitter because it was miserable and this was the inevitable conclusion, but you couldn’t talk people out of it because being pissed has a rush, and it was in the name of Something Good
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 11/05/2026
Siri logo, with text below reading

"APPLE INTELLIGENCE IS A FUCK
糟糕 WEB SEARCH Em All 2007
I am si ri 
410,757,864,530 TIMERS SET"
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 08/05/2026
25-50% price increase on the switch 1
photo of a man wearing a backpack with the straps nearly torn off captioned “just let it go bruh… its over 😂😂”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 08/05/2026
im really sorry but this is how plexamp feels to me
photo of a red arrow pointed at a green to purple-pink to brown gradient on a doorstep captioned “this unpleasant gradient shows up at your front door”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 07/05/2026
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 06/05/2026
i get the hype now
imessage text reading “texting and driving” with a photo attached of my hands on the wangan midnight maximum tune steering wheel
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 05/05/2026
my chud son is eating all of my nectar
holding a pikmin named “chud son” in pikmin bloom
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 05/05/2026
my hand claw gripping a :3 face miku plush
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 26/04/2026
many such cases
ryobi reciprocating saw promotional photo with a part labeled “anti-vibe technology”
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 17/04/2026
snapped an ice tray in half trying to loosen the cubes
“i thought you were stronger” invincible comic panel
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 16/04/2026
ordering a $0.50 IC from mouser, digi-key, etc: minimum order quantity is 10. lead time is 12 weeks. shipping is $20, untracked. we’ve contracted the post to make sure it gets lost

ordering a $0.50 IC from aliexpress: it has been delicately shrink wrapped by chinese artisans. shipping is free, tracked, and at your door in two weeks. you’re gonna get an email asking if you want to be a product tester for their new label printer
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