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David St. Hubbins

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 15h
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 14h
i know if they are and they're not.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 17h
oh my fucking god
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23h
The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter
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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
INSPECTOR MINTON'S INVESTIGATION FILES: THE CLOWN MURDER CASE
INSPECTOR MINTON'S INVESTIGATION FILES: THE CLOWN MURDER CASE
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phylan @phylan.website · 09/10/2026
wore my sixers hat to the grocery store and some guy, in a much more desperate sounding voice than you might expect for grocery store sports banter, said "they're our only hope man!!!"
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is intolerable, racist, anti-American trash from a real struggling gas bag
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/10/2026
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Jennifer Szalai @jenszalai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was a short call, Carlberg said: All the poet would say was she
was "in Iceland," where she was
"listening to the wind."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
"every team's fanbase has dumb chuds and they're not representative of the group overall" vs "the most stereotypical yankees fans who have ever lived keep humiliating themselves and their team on live television in the postseason"
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/10/2026
three yankees fans, three idiot dragons
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beautiful
Stereotypical Yankees fans about to fan interferencely catch ball
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fun Lane Johnson Fact that I don’t know if everyone knows: - he started his career at Oklahoma as a QB - then he was a TE - then he was a DE - THEN after numerous injuries decimated OU’s OT depth he was switched there and the rest is history
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frame #64200 from S06 -E22 - Potato - Battle to the Death-629305
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s very simple, really… if you spend more time online than me, you are a screen-addicted psycho who has turned your own brain into mush if you spend less time online than me, you are a simple fool stuck in a bygone era who lacks the basic tools to participate in modern society
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dog said
dog looking back at the other dogs trailing behind it.  image of usain bolt looking back at other runners trailing behind him is superimposed.
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David St. Hubbins @sainthubbins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first serious nightmares I remember having was from some spooky campfire story told at a school assembly about flying heads? I don’t remember much beyond that but it had me terrified for days.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[disgusting political ad bullshit voice] Nick Sirianni is for blown leads. Not us.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
some guys should just not try to hurdle
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟‍♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think about her a lot because of this
A sheet of paper with Marisa Tomei written on it and lines down to it spelling It's a me Mario
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𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're born rich enough you get to conquer Hollywood's biggest studios and smash them against each other like action figures even though your greatest artistic achievement was producing TERMINATOR: GENISYS.
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David St. Hubbins @sainthubbins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Northwestern entrance sucks. Get the band out there. Dorks
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also love that millennial Dems like Mamdani, Talarico, and Mayor Pete are out here like “I am not afraid to talk to morons and I will sell them on my vision”
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 02/10/2026
Yeah man meet this fucking guy. Meet this fucking guy who got exposed in 2016 as having given $10k to an explicitly neonazi PAC. I have gone to hell while I am still alive because I am cursed with recall of things that happened more than five minutes ago.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let's check in with AARon
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is showing us the public bathrooms he built in Minecraft on Youtube
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it truly is just perfect that a republican — you know, the party that so badly wants to protect women athletes — used a senate hearing to confidently, and falsely, accuse a lawyer of perjury because he and his entire staff forgot that women’s sports exists
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Senate can pass a bill to regulate college sports, but they can't pass bills to lower the price of gas, groceries, or healthcare. They can't rein in Trump's thirst for war in Iran or trade wars with Canada, but they can tell college athletes how often they're allowed to transfer. Cool.
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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taps the sign
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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