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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 11m

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 27m

It's my party and I'll shit on my own candidates if I want to.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 32m

Can Atlanta just fuckin' beat Philly in a playoff series, please? My goodness.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 38m

Reacts to every lazy pop fly with all the enthusiasm of a 6-year-old at their first MLB game.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 1h

Y'all, is it bad to put someone in charge of the Pentagon who is this obsessed with End Times?

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 2h

Giving a speech in front of a giant American flag like he's Patton, but all he knows about Patton is that single monologue in the 1970 film "Patton." He tried to watch it in school, but fell asleep after the opening scene.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 2h

Debuting new passport designs like he's Steve Jobs dropping the iPhone in 2007, because he can't actually do real diplomacy, so they're resorting to tech-guru-style product drops.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 3h

This is definitely in no way a scam that will lead to certain out-of-state folks profiting off the backs of Alabamians. Digital snake oil.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 3h

More than 1 million Americans died from covid. The only success from the administration was Operation Warp Speed to get vaccines in our arms--vaccines this administration now rejects as dangerous.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 4h

Can’t even admit to a typo.

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Jake Quillen @jcubq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bryce Harper watching that Riley HR

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A whole bunch of doorbell cameras caught me running and dancing when Riley hit the go-ahead HR. They caught my dog joining me in celebration. We looked insane, but it was worth it.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Congratulations, sir. Certainly, that will improve your 30% approval rating.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sure, among a few tech CEOs who shower you with adulation and bribes.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rob Manfred's ideas for fixing baseball: salary caps, pitch clocks, and building ballparks inside national parks. Also, let's play *playoff games* at 2:15 p.m. ET on a Tuesday in late September. What a genius, that Manfred is.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyone got a line to the Wizards' promotions team? Seems like they should do a Senate Staffers Night when the Hawks are in town.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man, this BS 2:15 p.m. first pitch for the Braves has led to a pretty meager crowd in Cobb Co.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Congress can regulate the shit out of college athletes' ability to make money, but they simply cannot regulate AI.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In case you were still skeptical that the plans for AI are to replace most humans so billionaires can reign over the earth without us, here you go.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Trump's net worth has skyrocketed since he retook office. It's the same nonsense as CEOs saying, "I only get paid a $1 salary," while their actual compensation (largely in stock) nets them tens of millions per year. It's bullshit fed to the masses.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That's because they don't work for the American people. They work for Donald Trump and for Trump, everything is peachy. His net worth has exploded over the past 18 months.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rep. Murphy is worth an estimated $18.1 million.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you still sucked at your job after two years and you blamed the problems on a perceived mess your predecessor left, maybe it's you and you just suck at your job.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Senate can pass a bill to regulate college sports, but they can't pass bills to lower the price of gas, groceries, or healthcare. They can't rein in Trump's thirst for war in Iran or trade wars with Canada, but they can tell college athletes how often they're allowed to transfer. Cool.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

While I was outside taking out the trash, someone drove up to a neighbor’s house and dumped two twin mattresses into my neighbor’s trash pile and sped off. People are wild right now.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The narcissism here is thicker than the air in Washington, D.C. on late-July evening.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every action they take is aimed at increasing prices for middle and working class individuals and families.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Taking shit after shit upon our allies while rolling out the red carpet for dictators.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New lawsuit coming in 5…4…3…2…….

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We play this game too often, but imagine, just for a moment, if the roles were reversed and Democrats attacked the Capitol after a Trump 2020 win. You think they'd be anywhere but a maximum-security prison, serving lengthy sentences?

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Mike Elk @mikeelk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

X is blocking the Brazilian Catholic Bishops' Conference account as polling shows Catholics backing Lula. The Church has denounced outside interference in the election

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X Blocks Account of National Conference of Bishops of Brasil As Catholics Back Lula

Polls show Catholics backing Lula as the church denounces foreign interference.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why? Is it because they had a close mutual friend and financier?

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Florida’s offense is the best I’ve seen from them in nearly 20 years.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apparently Gainesville also celebrates Flag Day on Sept. 26.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apparently they celebrate Flag Day in Knoxville on Sept. 26.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Could accept a deal and possibly help the GOP win some elections, but why would he do that? 🤷‍♂️

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AL.com @al.com · 25/09/2026

Troy King, a Republican, said he is endorsing Ron Sparks, a Democrat, because Alabama consumers and farmers need someone who will help them. “We need more people that will look beyond the party lavel and look at who’s really working for them."

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes, let's ask the dipshit who's trying to normalize ugly ass perv glasses about his sense of style. What the fuck are we doing here, y'all?

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He's rolled out more red carpets for Xi in the last 24 hours than Snoop Dogg has rolled joints.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And Xi gets to look out on Trump's marvelous National Mall renovations. A destroyed reflecting pool. Dead grass. Collapsed fencing and inaccessible sidewalks. Glorious!

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Sociopathic Six don't care about democracy. It's always been a ruse sold to Americans to hand more power over to those who want power for power's sake. If you believe in democracy, we must expand. Thirteen seats. It's past time.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you know things are going super duper well for the GOP.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Eight years is an eon in this topsy-turvy political world, but in 2018, Andrew Gillum lost to Ron DeSantis by only 0.6%. The margin was less than 32,500 votes. It was the closest gubernatorial election in the state's history. Yet, we just kinda gave up on Florida.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man what were they doing before

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