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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield

@sackofbooks.bsky.social
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Asexual. Cambrophile. Canadian. The illegitimate daughter of an illegitimate son of an illegitimate nephew of Napoleon. He/him. Tumblr: dm-me-your-weltanschauung.tumblr.com

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 8h
the way to fight this is to fight it at its source--school board meetings, legislation, PTA. reading the top 5-10 banned books will do virtually nothing for anybody except those 5-10 authors
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 8h
people keep reposting my stuff from a couple days ago like "but I buy all the banned books!" "my classroom reads all the--" man you have no idea how many books are being banned. it's THOUSANDS. looking it up gives you top 100 at MOST. banning hurts authors. hands down. stop trying to make it okay
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the little grey cells mon ami, they died
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What do you mean, if?
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I'll make him an offer he can technically refuse, but which would be so difficult and laborious to refuse that he'll almost certainly accept it instead."
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate it when this happens.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doctor Doom is the boy’s MOTHER
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Spock's Fascinating Star Trek Moment
Alt: Mr. Spock raising his eyebrows and saying "Fascinating" with a deadpan look on his face.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe how many songs I can never have heard. Millions. Billions maybe even
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Concrete, a comic book character who looks like a big and tall human man made out of smooth rock with some cracks in it.
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When somebody asks me who the founder of NWA was.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/09/2026
"I don't have time for this Christian nonsense," says a pained Kashigi Yabushige (played by Tadanobu Asano) in Shōgun
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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last one for #BatmanDay, because I've given it quite enough attention as it is
Comic strip in which Alfred and Bruce Wayne essentially play the roles of Jeeves and Wooster.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just remembered that I did this this summer. Because when you’re me you can’t watch a damn movie without thinking about tshuvah
Odysseus runs from the dead:  Yom Kippur is coming do repentance and repair work you can’t run from your past forever
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@weratedogs.com Can I get a ruling on this one?
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 17/09/2026
There is no other artform that, when posed with a stray dog who wants to play, would immediately decide to incorporate the dog into what they're doing, and that's why pro wrestling is better than all the things you like
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@edidin.bsky.social
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/09/2026
Hello? Sorry, what's that? Is my refrigerator ru… oh no. Oh I'm so sorry to have to tell you like this. My refrigerator died. Yeah, about two months ago. No, yeah, it was pretty sudden. Were you two... how did you know each other? Oh. I see. I never knew he had a… I mean, I wondered… I'm so sorry
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Main title: Link
Secondary title: He Come to Town
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can never tell whether Americans are just making up brand names.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is no reason to ever say "I am not complicit." in any context but if there is, it'd better come with an explanation of why you're not complicit, which you'll notice the rest of the sentences are not. (Does Ed Sheeran think "complicit" means "apathetic"?)
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jetsons Robot Cartoon
Alt: Rosie the Robot Maid from The Jetsons
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@edidin.bsky.social pirateprincessjess.tumblr.com/post/8273996...
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Milk Cyclops
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!
Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OkefenokeeFans
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Crimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Introducing the BEEP BEEP Choir from Coyote vs ACME!!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Chatbots aren't Lt. Commander Data. Chatbots are the holodeck audience from that TNG episode where Data was trying to learn standup comedy, who kept laughing uproariously at anything he said whether it was funny or not.
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I haven't read any of Tolkien's letters, so I'll take this as a sign that he subscribed to the "Ducks, Newburyport" school of writing.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wow looks just like her
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Penelope, Banafsheh, Aminata. Those are all women's names, I think.
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tires were originally white.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
werner herzog
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
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Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood v0.44: Updated Howdy emote so it’s available while sprinting.
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just think it makes way more sense for Desi Arnaz Jr. to not be the song of Lucille Ball's ex-husband, but of a completely different man whose name also happened to be Desi Arnaz.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting archie wearing a cape and crown and holding a shoe. he's at a woman's door, she is opening it and saying "you want to see my feet?? what kind of nut are you?"
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Slightly Warm Rock The Thomas Crown Sultry Looks Exchanged Between Two Married Monogamous People Node
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield @sackofbooks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Last Year at Marienbad
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hardly an underappreciated song given that it’s on one of the greatest country albums of all time, but this is what I think of when I think of Dolly’s voice
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Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris & Linda Ronstadt - Wildflowers
YouTube video by ronhagenees
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