Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 23hPunching holes in the drywall (as an ally) because I forgot yesterday was international lesbian day. 000
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT: 242923701
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay 201244138
Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Through the power of depression I can achieve anything. 010
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh, I forgot to mention, there's a fully functional church organ in one of the levels. Do with this information what you will. Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the song. 1217945
Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God damn, this news is gonna make me unwell for a while. 000
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much 321356162
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansamghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026imagine putting fucking disturbed and cranberries on the same playlist a handful of songs apart and thinking you did a good job id kill myself 062
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Day 1 of Warhammer: this shit is gay Day 10 of Warhammer: this shit is gay and here are my otps 811110
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansJohnny Rebeck @johnnyrebeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This looks like a riot! Added to my wishlist—do the same, or grab it if you can! 162
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansnda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love how Ari Aster burst onto the scene making fucked up movies, got very successful, and now helps produce movies for other directors who make fucked up movies like him- it’s kind of beautiful 21718
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansAn Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You ever feel like there’s this weird paradoxical undercurrent in MAGAs where rather than wanting to uplift America, the actual libidinal desire is to cast it down, so that they can live out their fantasies of being the scrappy righteous underdog? 3263
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026being properly open-minded doesn’t mean shrugging every time you encounter a fucked up viewpoint and saying you guess it takes all kinds. it means interrogating the viewpoints you encounter and deciding whether they’re fucked up. being thoughtful and interested but ultimately making a firm call 349253
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless. 331374176
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansBreaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In the 90s, a little smudge of dirt and a backwards baseball cap could put in a lot of WORK. Listen to the episode wherever you get pods: pod.link/BreakingMayb... 043
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansSunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay yeah see I think we should be a lot more worried about this kind of shit than the killer machine god and not just because this is a clear concrete thing that’s happening right now 5467189
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it 282159398
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansDragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this still GENUINELY infuriates me, holy shit 15417
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansNBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.nbcnews.toNew wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers sayA type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest. 13156491873
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026morning check in (fed breakfast clean pads clean litter box) all with only i a tiny hiss from lisa i was lucky they were both way up top so i could just open the bottom and clean and feed 3382
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansTania Herrero @thebreadwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Thanks to @jayembosch.bsky.social the Andrisam (salamander Folk) join the seekers of renown in Fomoria's Wyrd and Ruin zine! You can preorder it in fomoria.com 0202
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The current government exists to accelerate money. Money exists to outpace consent. The faster money gets, the more consent it replaces. The more it replaces, the faster it gets. We are running out of novel ways to violate each other and ourselves. 316435
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I feel like the AI Will Be Conscious thing is similar to the idea of the singularity or like Elon Musk insisting that specific memories can be saved or deleted, like it's the same very literal understandings of the mind that yet all rely on magic we have no working model of or evidence for. 1664487
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/09/2026In the beginning, the begging for treats was spaced by four hours. Then two, then one, then every half hour. The last one was 15 minutes. Soon we could be seeing begging for treats every five minutes until he's begging for treats right after he's been given treats. 1291090
Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I got a fruit smoothie to be healthy and a chocolate muffin to reward myself for choosing healthy. 000
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansJER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY 8690923830
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansTess,, dis agreeable grunt @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026may you heal so hard you do your hobbies again 012358
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansZi Xu @ziqqix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Obsessed with Circe’s island, THE LIL PIGS?????? 3632
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansStas Silva 🎃 Queen of Skrittsburgh @silvarils.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Guilliman during the attack on Calth 131
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansRadmad is Unplugging his PAX @radmad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I hate the "fantasy religions work differently when you can prove your gods are real" because REAL religions don't depend on whether their deity is real. Such a moronic aphorism for people who refuse to think about it for more than 5 seconds. 1111026
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026it's legitimately heartwarming how the majority of WNBA players have absolutely seen through this bullshit and have been vocally supportive of trans women 62940740
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansNatacha @natacha.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I keep having to say this, and take no pleasure whatsoever in doing so, but trans people like myself have been saying this kind of prejudice-creep from the wedge of “Gender-critical beliefs” for literally decades and no one listened; leopards wouldn’t eat THEIR faces. 11842225
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Someone bought 100 Haunted Trinkets! Do you play TTRPGs? Do you like roll tables? Do you like lists of weird things written by a human man? Do you have at least three pounds? You're in luck! brainmage.itch.io/100-haunted-...brainmage.itch.io100 Haunted Trinkets by BRAINMAGEA roll table of a hundred horrid things for use in TTRPGs 0116
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026guys these deaths have made me very sad too but we may all want to put fewer of our 'sanity eggs' in the 'immortality of 80 year old celebrities basket' 26117779
Reposted by Devoured by pelicanssamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if the democratic party wants my vote they should probably stop actively telling me to go fuck myself for opposing a genocide 2192813494
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Have you played the game I wrote? I wrote a game! It's free to play! 18,000+ words of comedy choose-your-own-adventure nonsense! It won an award! You will die MANY times and ALL of them will be daft! Also, if you're rich, you CAN pay for it! What more do you want? brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...brainmage.itch.ioi will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGEAn award-winning comedy choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job 68647
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reminder that Rfk Jr killed his second wife and probably stole and ate her body 16115
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansbig tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Uncle Gandalf got aura 211412
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansAsh @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Presented without comment 955693
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansSarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Magical Sister Codex Supplement 💖⚜️ let's just say I'm having toooo much fun dabbling w InDesign Pls zoom in to read text, all the texts are well past alt text limit 💔 39134
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 21/08/2026We still in the popular consciousness have this widely spread idea (popular even among some people who consider themselves scientists!) that research ethics are a barrier to finding out the truth of the world, and if only we were permitted to be more flagrant with our abuses we might discover faster 1347
Reposted by Devoured by pelicans✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Outline for DARK MATTER (5 minute cosmic horror short!) 87812
Reposted by Devoured by pelicansWings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 14/08/2026AVE DOMINUS NOX 5135