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@sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social
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29. He/Him. I once saw a flock of vultures circle the steeple of a church and the pastor asked me if it meant something and I said “Idk i think they just like doing that.”

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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Punching holes in the drywall (as an ally) because I forgot yesterday was international lesbian day.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Through the power of depression I can achieve anything.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, I forgot to mention, there's a fully functional church organ in one of the levels. Do with this information what you will. Bonus points to anyone who recognizes the song.
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They become a mummy
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God damn, this news is gonna make me unwell for a while.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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amghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine putting fucking disturbed and cranberries on the same playlist a handful of songs apart and thinking you did a good job id kill myself
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day 1 of Warhammer: this shit is gay Day 10 of Warhammer: this shit is gay and here are my otps
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah thanks!
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can see who combat is but which are the other four?
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Johnny Rebeck @johnnyrebeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This looks like a riot! Added to my wishlist—do the same, or grab it if you can!
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how Ari Aster burst onto the scene making fucked up movies, got very successful, and now helps produce movies for other directors who make fucked up movies like him- it’s kind of beautiful
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You ever feel like there’s this weird paradoxical undercurrent in MAGAs where rather than wanting to uplift America, the actual libidinal desire is to cast it down, so that they can live out their fantasies of being the scrappy righteous underdog?
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
being properly open-minded doesn’t mean shrugging every time you encounter a fucked up viewpoint and saying you guess it takes all kinds. it means interrogating the viewpoints you encounter and deciding whether they’re fucked up. being thoughtful and interested but ultimately making a firm call
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing is a cognitohazard. You are just mentally gumptionless.
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Breaking Mayberry @breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the 90s, a little smudge of dirt and a backwards baseball cap could put in a lot of WORK. Listen to the episode wherever you get pods: pod.link/BreakingMayb...
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay yeah see I think we should be a lot more worried about this kind of shit than the killer machine god and not just because this is a clear concrete thing that’s happening right now
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this still GENUINELY infuriates me, holy shit
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
morning check in (fed breakfast clean pads clean litter box) all with only i a tiny hiss from lisa i was lucky they were both way up top so i could just open the bottom and clean and feed
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nemesis is so freaking cool!
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Tania Herrero @thebreadwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thanks to @jayembosch.bsky.social the Andrisam (salamander Folk) join the seekers of renown in Fomoria's Wyrd and Ruin zine! You can preorder it in fomoria.com
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The current government exists to accelerate money. Money exists to outpace consent. The faster money gets, the more consent it replaces. The more it replaces, the faster it gets. We are running out of novel ways to violate each other and ourselves.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel like the AI Will Be Conscious thing is similar to the idea of the singularity or like Elon Musk insisting that specific memories can be saved or deleted, like it's the same very literal understandings of the mind that yet all rely on magic we have no working model of or evidence for.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 26/08/2026
False Idols
26 August 2026 at 13.32

False Idols

Their machine gods are mockeries of minds.
These false idols, shiny and diamond studded and happily receiving offerings of only the cleanest drinking water, have nothing behind their faces. A gaping, starving void of ones and zeros and stolen valour. They say it's starving, at least. It needs us to feed it, they say, it needs us to feed it, and you need to prepare the food.
Feed it your novel, your video, your sparkledog from when you were twelve.
Feed it your every thought, your every feeling, and everything that has ever been wrong with your body and your mindThe machine god will bless us in return, they say. It will let us summon from aether anything we may desire. What a small price it is to pay, just to feed your soul to the void in exchange for having it sold back to you, mangled and twelve fingered and no longer a soul at all.
Starve the false idols, I say. No more offerings; Not of water, not of RAM, not of pieces of human minds. Starve them. Let them wither away to nothing, let them give us one last gasping breath, and let them do whatever a non ensouled object's version of dying is. Our tablets are much too expensive to throw at them.
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They have! web.archive.org/web/20140822...
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Monster
Garruk Wildspeaker faces a question that could determine his fate: Is he a monster?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/09/2026
In the beginning, the begging for treats was spaced by four hours. Then two, then one, then every half hour. The last one was 15 minutes. Soon we could be seeing begging for treats every five minutes until he's begging for treats right after he's been given treats.
Picture of a perfect little cat named Cardamon with his face in the camera
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I got a fruit smoothie to be healthy and a chocolate muffin to reward myself for choosing healthy.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh god, this is too real for me
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Tess,, biddy blazer @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
may you heal so hard you do your hobbies again
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Zi Xu @ziqqix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Obsessed with Circe’s island, THE LIL PIGS??????
Little piggies, Circe’s island in Hades 2
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Stas Silva 🎃 Queen of Skrittsburgh @silvarils.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Guilliman during the attack on Calth
(excerpt from NO KNOW FEAR)

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Guilliman is almost rigid with fury. He's got a stylus out, a pen, and he's at the bridge windows, recording everything he can see on his data-slate. Ship losses, dispersement. Formation.(tumblr post)
so-many-ocs
Dec 15, 2023

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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Radmad is Unplugging his PAX @radmad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hate the "fantasy religions work differently when you can prove your gods are real" because REAL religions don't depend on whether their deity is real. Such a moronic aphorism for people who refuse to think about it for more than 5 seconds.
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m gonna go see it too after hitting up the local games store
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026
it's legitimately heartwarming how the majority of WNBA players have absolutely seen through this bullshit and have been vocally supportive of trans women
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent Off the top of the dome
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I keep having to say this, and take no pleasure whatsoever in doing so, but trans people like myself have been saying this kind of prejudice-creep from the wedge of “Gender-critical beliefs” for literally decades and no one listened; leopards wouldn’t eat THEIR faces.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone bought 100 Haunted Trinkets! Do you play TTRPGs? Do you like roll tables? Do you like lists of weird things written by a human man? Do you have at least three pounds? You're in luck! brainmage.itch.io/100-haunted-...
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100 Haunted Trinkets by BRAINMAGE
A roll table of a hundred horrid things for use in TTRPGs
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
guys these deaths have made me very sad too but we may all want to put fewer of our 'sanity eggs' in the 'immortality of 80 year old celebrities basket'
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if the democratic party wants my vote they should probably stop actively telling me to go fuck myself for opposing a genocide
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Devoured by pelicans @sabretoothcatboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh no… destroy target permanent… that means quintorius dies in childbirth…
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you played the game I wrote? I wrote a game! It's free to play! 18,000+ words of comedy choose-your-own-adventure nonsense! It won an award! You will die MANY times and ALL of them will be daft! Also, if you're rich, you CAN pay for it! What more do you want? brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
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i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
An award-winning comedy choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
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