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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Red Zone showing Washington’s last play like it’s the Buckwheat assassination
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been in the game for so long directions ask for me
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Eddie Vedder voice)
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This punter should hold out tomorrow for $300m a year
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎶 Take me out to the urologist 🎶
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeJawn Jawns thank you
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Time for the 12th man to do his thing (guy running the sprinklers leaves then running and bolts)
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Our pommes are so frited
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yelling 11 rows down in front of me to ask for my urine bag back
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sub in Eruzioñho
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bad night for Bos* fans
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
No need to trademark your SoundCloud, they said
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Biggie plays daily games YT channel just dropped
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not all heroes wear cabos
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are many, many funny things in every issue of @theonion.com, but man do I love the hit song titles
TOP SONGS
MAY 2026
The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of May.
1
IDO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS CHAPPELL ROAN
2
WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH
BTS
3
PULLING THE PLUG ON MY BRAIN-DEAD BOYFRIEND
SABRINA CARPENTER
4
HATS
BOB DYLAN
5
TOWARDS A SYNCRETIC
MONOTHEISM
JELLY ROLL
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PIVOTING TO A NEW FICTIONAL ALIEN RACE CALLED GRÄNTHYRNYN
ARIANA GRANDE
7
STREAM THIS OR I'LL MAKE
ANOTHER TV SHOW
THE WEEKND
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THINKIN' 'BOUT CHANGIN' MY LAST
NAME TO SMITH
TUCKER WETMORE
9
MUSIC SONG
KATSEYE
10
THE GREAT BIG PARADE THROUGH
POLISHTOWN (REMASTERED)
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
L MAKE
ANOTHER TV SHOW

THE WEEKND

8
THINKIN'BOUT CHANGIN' MY LAST
NAME TO SMITH
TUCKER WETMORE

9
MUSIC SONG
KATSEYE

THE GREAT BIG PARADE THROUGH
10
POLISHTOWN (REMASTERED)
SHIRLEY TEMPLE

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THEME FOR DR. PIMPLE POPPER' TRENT REZNOR, ATTICUS ROSS

GO AHEAD AND USE THIS ONE FOR
12
FREE, CHEEZ-ITS DUA LIPA

I HAD THAT DREAM WHERE MY PENIS
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FALLS OFF AGAIN
JUSTIN BIEBER

LISTENING TO THIS WILL NOT MAKE
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IT 2011 AGAIN
ROBYN

15
PIANO MAN 2
BILLY JOEL

I'M ALIVE AND I NEED MONEY FOR
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SURGERY
ELVIS PRESLEY

WHEN THE MINIONS SHOW THEIR
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BUTTS (I LAUGH AND LAUGH)
POST MALONE

TROY LIKES KIRA BUT KIRA LIKES
18
MARK
GRACIE ABRAMS

MAGIC ICE CREAM TRUCK
19
RINGO STARR

I FIGURED OUT WHERE THE
20
BAND-AIDS SHOULD GO
NELLY
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hey Siri, who is the Wu-Tang Clan of Paraguay?
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The Birdist @thebirdist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
healthcare in New England
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is where they ditch the Canadian, right?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Another year of trying to figure out all my options for watching baseball and deciding it's not worth it. Great job everyone.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/01/2026
He’s talking about the person
Donald Trump blog post 

Last night I saw, "MELANIA," for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out — A MUST SEE!
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Greggo 🏳️‍🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@adarowski.bsky.social This is what you’ve done to me
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
@miketaddow.bsky.social When I show up for work after a Tony Hawk Underground marathon
RAD vs SCAR scoreboard
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@nerd4cities.bsky.social the algorithm works
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
@kentremendous.bsky.social (Guy just wanting one goddamn drop of normalcy tonight) Can I get a Yankees-Twins update?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
(Muttering under my breath as the kid at the next table throws a tantrum)
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
why is it called the Subway website and not the URL of Sandwich
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The battle continues
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Mall so dead it used to have a Lechmere
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The Titans made a genuine funny. An incredible achievement on their end
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“TAKE…me out to the ballgame..”
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Pretty much
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harpy @harpy.party · 21/03/2025
dr pepper is balsamic pepsi
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
[Ad-Rock voice] Listen everybody cuz I’m William Chisholm
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
George Lucas Invitational
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Today is the 9th anniversary of the greatest moment in radio history: Mike Francesa calling Jalen Adams’ miracle shot live on his talk show. Eat your heart out Orson Welles
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You bet your ass I got the purple row first in Connections today
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
MATT10 can also not be a code
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The true Fenway experience.
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Ron Weasley headed back to Hogwarts
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
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