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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Red Zone showing Washington’s last play like it’s the Buckwheat assassination
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too bad this guy didn't make it past High A
RIP Ass Dan
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kid can dot it
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been in the game for so long directions ask for me
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Eddie Vedder voice)
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This punter should hold out tomorrow for $300m a year
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wanya: “And I will not let go ‘til you tell me to” Falcons - “Dude, check your locker”
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎶 Take me out to the urologist 🎶
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m seven!
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This story would have killed at the reunion
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeJawn Jawns thank you
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Time for the 12th man to do his thing (guy running the sprinklers leaves then running and bolts)
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Our pommes are so frited
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yelling 11 rows down in front of me to ask for my urine bag back
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sub in Eruzioñho
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bad night for Bos* fans
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
No need to trademark your SoundCloud, they said
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Magic Joãoson
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
DANG! DANG!
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Biggie plays daily games YT channel just dropped
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
American cheese
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not all heroes wear cabos
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are many, many funny things in every issue of @theonion.com, but man do I love the hit song titles
TOP SONGS
MAY 2026
The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of May.
1
IDO NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO LISTEN TO THIS CHAPPELL ROAN
2
WE SAW THE FACE OF DEATH
BTS
3
PULLING THE PLUG ON MY BRAIN-DEAD BOYFRIEND
SABRINA CARPENTER
4
HATS
BOB DYLAN
5
TOWARDS A SYNCRETIC
MONOTHEISM
JELLY ROLL
6
PIVOTING TO A NEW FICTIONAL ALIEN RACE CALLED GRÄNTHYRNYN
ARIANA GRANDE
7
STREAM THIS OR I'LL MAKE
ANOTHER TV SHOW
THE WEEKND
8
THINKIN' 'BOUT CHANGIN' MY LAST
NAME TO SMITH
TUCKER WETMORE
9
MUSIC SONG
KATSEYE
10
THE GREAT BIG PARADE THROUGH
POLISHTOWN (REMASTERED)
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
L MAKE
ANOTHER TV SHOW

THE WEEKND

8
THINKIN'BOUT CHANGIN' MY LAST
NAME TO SMITH
TUCKER WETMORE

9
MUSIC SONG
KATSEYE

THE GREAT BIG PARADE THROUGH
10
POLISHTOWN (REMASTERED)
SHIRLEY TEMPLE

11
THEME FOR DR. PIMPLE POPPER' TRENT REZNOR, ATTICUS ROSS

GO AHEAD AND USE THIS ONE FOR
12
FREE, CHEEZ-ITS DUA LIPA

I HAD THAT DREAM WHERE MY PENIS
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FALLS OFF AGAIN
JUSTIN BIEBER

LISTENING TO THIS WILL NOT MAKE
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IT 2011 AGAIN
ROBYN

15
PIANO MAN 2
BILLY JOEL

I'M ALIVE AND I NEED MONEY FOR
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SURGERY
ELVIS PRESLEY

WHEN THE MINIONS SHOW THEIR
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BUTTS (I LAUGH AND LAUGH)
POST MALONE

TROY LIKES KIRA BUT KIRA LIKES
18
MARK
GRACIE ABRAMS

MAGIC ICE CREAM TRUCK
19
RINGO STARR

I FIGURED OUT WHERE THE
20
BAND-AIDS SHOULD GO
NELLY
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hey Siri, who is the Wu-Tang Clan of Paraguay?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hello from the other side
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Milli Vanilli is also the name of the march that they planned on the way home
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The Birdist @thebirdist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
healthcare in New England
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I used to watch this on Muncie Public Access. Parents made me go to bed for Jeff Fosterpiece Theatre though :(
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So frustrating that this is allowed to happen in the pl…GRANT WILLIAMS JUST HIT ANOTHER 3 WHAT A HERO
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is where they ditch the Canadian, right?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is why I always fly into Burbank
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Carl Everett, your thoughts?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Artemis Foul
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not necessarily their fault but now they look like the Bucs
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hey, me too today! You said breakfast, right?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Another year of trying to figure out all my options for watching baseball and deciding it's not worth it. Great job everyone.
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fine…
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Nerdlens Noel
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Dude, french fries
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
2 years, Ken. Biathlon.
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Has to be Bambineaux, right?
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Lisa Simpson on the Corey Hotline
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The chocolatier?
Jim Downey meme
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
NBA-road-trip-hotel-check-in-ass name
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Concragulations
Lets go over to Mo, Mo!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/01/2026
He’s talking about the person
Donald Trump blog post 

Last night I saw, "MELANIA," for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out — A MUST SEE!
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
🎵 And I’m Dooneese 🎵
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Ryan @ryantfriedman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
When Dwight got that concussion
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