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Ryan Westbrook

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I can beat you at any game as long as it’s Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin

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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 6h
HE’S ADMITTING THAT THEY’RE LIZARD PEOPLE FROM SPACE!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's our job to take care of the stupid people and keep sharp objects away from them, but we need to stop courting evil people who happily invited Fat Hitler back into the White House.
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Dr. Jonathan Schroden @jjschroden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The US giving jihadist groups live video of a terrorist being (in their view) martyred is another in a long line of own goals in the war on terror It’s so sad how little we’ve learned 😑
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally, somebody acknowledges the REAL victims
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026
Tis the season youtu.be/Go1jQRb3TSc
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Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paging @edsbs.bsky.social
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has to be BYU
Michael Wilbon on “Pardon The Interruption” with the displayed question “Most impressive LDS team thus far?”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beyond the obvious moral objections to these actions , this is a wildly expensive way to kill one third of a dozen people
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026
"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GOD DAMN IT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Smokey And The Bandit: Bandit RIP
ALT: Smokey And The Bandit: Bandit RIP
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BOOT TASTE GOOD
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This will be inconsequential I’m sure
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is why basically nobody who went on an LDS mission does grad school at Texas A&M
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February) gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I'm saying is, for the very first time, I do wish he would mackle more.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our first 9/11 without Dick Cheney. He's looking up at us, though
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This happened to my family every day when I was in Manhattan earlier this year
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People are mad at Steve Ballmer, but he might be the only boss in America who created a secret way to pay an employee more money to do their job.
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LET ME HEAR YOU NEIGH. @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Who is responsible?
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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New analysis reveals that the flood wave traveled the first 25 km (15 miles) of its catastrophic descent at an average speed of 150 km/h (93 mph), reaching a maximum velocity of 190 km/h (120 mph) at the Nepal–Tibet border. Data: Geopera/Vantor
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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
geopera.com/blog/bhote-k...
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Bhote Koshi Flood 2026: A Reconstruction from Open Satellite Data
How open satellite imagery reconstructed the 26 August 2026 Nepal flood: flow heights, velocities, sediment depths, and an interactive 3D model.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/08/2026
I made a chart, naturally.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's true that *at an individual level* you should be kind. Don't scream at your anti-vaxx neighbors or whatever. But when it comes to *public discourse* the most important message is that vaccines save lives and anti-vaxx beliefs kill children. If they feel attacked by that, it's not my problem.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty. It's not. It's agriculture.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One you might find surprising. The velociraptors from Jurassic Park & members of their team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’d eat batteries if I was married to him
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Please god I hope the oysters are ok
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
GO DUCKS BABY!
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She looks exactly like you would expect a shitty mother to look
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026
we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh man, that is a dumb thing to say, since “ I believe American families shouldn’t have to rely on athletics scholarships to be able to afford to send their children to college. That’s why I support publicly funded college education for every citizen” was right there for her to say instead.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
He’s gonna put on his blue suede shoes and board a plane
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think if they talk to him like he’s my 9 year old it might work
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This will be my approach to surviving 3 weeks in Italy
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dan
@asimplemachine
RIP koko the gorilla. She lived on a beanbag chair and died knowing that robin williams is dead, which her handlers went out of their way to tell her despite the fact that she only met him once
3:06 PM • Jun 21, 2018
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