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Ryan Westbrook

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I can beat you at any game as long as it’s Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin

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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 9h
HE’S ADMITTING THAT THEY’RE LIZARD PEOPLE FROM SPACE!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's our job to take care of the stupid people and keep sharp objects away from them, but we need to stop courting evil people who happily invited Fat Hitler back into the White House.
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It was the literal Brewster’s Millions campaign, but, “One of the Above.”
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, but the MODEL told them to look at that
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He prefers syrup
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love a good Proud Local Partner
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vontaze Burfict is just drooling at that opportunity
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Dr. Jonathan Schroden @jjschroden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The US giving jihadist groups live video of a terrorist being (in their view) martyred is another in a long line of own goals in the war on terror It’s so sad how little we’ve learned 😑
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think they even understand why Bin Laden was buried at sea
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally, somebody acknowledges the REAL victims
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh shit, he got the cop
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026
Tis the season youtu.be/Go1jQRb3TSc
youtu.be
Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who made us so old, Tyson?
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, he made March fun a lot of seasons
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paging @edsbs.bsky.social
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man I love how consistently shitty almost every Initiative on a WA State ballot turns out to be
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has to be BYU
Michael Wilbon on “Pardon The Interruption” with the displayed question “Most impressive LDS team thus far?”
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/edzi...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beyond the obvious moral objections to these actions , this is a wildly expensive way to kill one third of a dozen people
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s just guys being dudes
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are they saving her just to try again? Twisted shit
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We were leaving the game and heard someone yelling, “I don’t give care, I can still talk shit! I have the rushing TD record at USC!” We were all surprised when he told us his name. I thanked him for his service to CFB like a one would a veteran
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take a look at all that wood
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He was super nice and it was awesome to meet him
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched my Ducks beat the Trojans AND met LenDale White while leaving the Colosseum.
2 happy Ducks fans and an obliging LenDale White
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026
"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shawarma bit vol. 2?
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The best thing AI has done is trick dumb people into drinking their pee
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah he nailed the talk he gave at the conference I was at last month
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NBC rehabbing his image as a business genius for over a decade had to have something to do with it
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Light years. Crack and malt liquor together
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GOD DAMN IT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Smokey And The Bandit: Bandit RIP
ALT: Smokey And The Bandit: Bandit RIP
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s weird because the rest of them have been so cool
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BOOT TASTE GOOD
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Levon Helms cannot be topped
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The data center bent his wookie
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The old Frank Beamer school?
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The old Penn State coach?
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This will be inconsequential I’m sure
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Ryan Westbrook @rtwestbrook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It was pretty smart of Mr Kraft to prevent a stadium full of people from hearing Macklemore say Free Palestine so everyone who watches the news can hear it instead
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is why basically nobody who went on an LDS mission does grad school at Texas A&M
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February) gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
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