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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/10/2026
Dr. Robotnik
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can swallow a whole strawberry lace sweet and then pull it back out my throat in one long piece
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This defeats the whole purpose of Gromit being mute. And is also a reminder that Martin Freeman is a cunt.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please give whoever booked Ross Kemp for this a raise #CelebrityTraitors
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After 15yrs of people saying "You haven't seen Drive?", I finally watched Drive. Drove about a bit, didn't he?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring in the end credits of Dad’s Army but his face has been replaced with that of Captain AmericaThe same deal as the last one but this is John Le Mesurier as Sgt. Wilson but with the face of Tony StarkAgain, very similar, now Thor’s face on John LaurieAnd finally who better to represent the conscientious objector medic and all round lovely character played by Arnold Ridley than the Incredible Hulk.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like I hope it's obvious by now that all the "MeToo went too far!" bleating is because it got rapists in trouble and they don't think rapists should get in trouble.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sir, they've hit the second tower. also they're shipping wile e. coyote and road runner. and they're bringing bugs bunny into the polycule.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026
picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Haha whassup chat, today on the livestream I'm doing knifecrimes! Like and subscribe!" SMASH CUT TO 3 DAYS LATER *weeping* "your honour I don't even know what a knife is, and anyway it's my birthday"
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is good but as the undeniable villain of the situation, I’d suggest borrowing from the name of Cap’n Pugwash’s nemesis and as such will be referring to him as Cunt-Throat Jake.
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
losing weight is great n all but I've gone down one back size and FOUR cup sizes for my bras. RIP Rosie's phat norks 💔
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Creature from the Jack Lagoon @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The woman who chucked a milkshake in Farage's face got a 13-week jail sentence (suspended for 12 months), had to give the fascist £150 compensation, did 20 hours of unpaid community service and paid £450 in court costs.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jesy from little mix
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the Met Gala has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the Met Gala
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the Met Gala has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the Met Gala
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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C🎃s! @algernonentity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
odd name for a kid but it is lady gaga after all
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fourteen years since the greatest tweet of all time.
Danny Dyer @ MrDDyer
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/10/2024
Two men holding an albatross by the wings, showing its gigantic wingspan.

"The albatross is the largest bird that can go
years without landing. They flap thier
wings
goes flap flap flap
they are
the bird"
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Solved it lol
I drew a red line along the bottom of the giant Charlie Kirk corn maze then cut right through his neck lol
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol my gp just told me i'm "a danger to [myself] and others" (am currently seeing bugs that aren't there and I know this has been brought on by stress). so I've had a cry and am now going off to get 4 tattoos SUCK IT
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An image of the Avengers Doomsday poster with Dr Doom with the words 'Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles'
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merman hellville @seafoamghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i have no idea why this was necessary but so glad it was [ some lightning imagery at the start that’s a bit flashy ]
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I saw this while scrolling through Tumblr and yeah? That's a legitimate concern.
Screenshot of a tweet from Gunner Dobbins that says, "I do think MCU X-Men is probably doomed to fail purely because and I mean this with full sincerity: X-Men needs to be horny to work and the MCU is very afraid of sex."
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Incredible stuff
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this
Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 22/08/2026
They’ve turned the Waynes against us
Batman’s aff his nut
Robert Florence

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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Louis D Strong (The D stands for Dracula) @louisdstrong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The above generator used to say "Charli XCX is short for Charles Xavier Charles Xavier"
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
jon ronson has written a book about men who go crazy online and he's dedicated an entire chapter to graham linehan. graham is not going to like the observer review.
Ronson’s account of Graham Linehan is another harrowing tale of a man’s life ruined by the internet. Linehan was a beloved comedy writer, co-creator of Father Ted, and a prolific presence on Twitter, where he was well liked and respected. Then, in 2013, something began to shift, when an episode of his sitcom The IT Crowd, first broadcast in 2008, was repeated. In it, a man discovers his girlfriend is transgender and a brawl breaks out between the two. Viewers did not like the display of violence nor the supposed implication that the trans woman was “really” a man, underlying maleness bursting forth uncontrollably once she is angry.

Linehan responded to criticism with polite bafflement, then defensiveness, and finally overt anger. He began to research transgender issues and developed a singular obsession with the topic, which has since gone on to comprehensively destroy his career and personal life. Linehan, who believes trans activism and indeed ordinary trans existence pose an existential threat to women, talks of little else (except, these days, a fervent pro-Israel stance). He tweets near-constantly, cloaking his obsession with supposed concern for the wellbeing of cisgender women, but he does not balk at aggressively insulting those women who disagree with him.Linehan’s self-ignited ruin stopped being satisfying for even his opponents to watch a while back, and now is only profoundly depressing. Ronson was once a good friend, but in refusing to endorse Linehan’s beliefs about transgender issues, he was added to his long list of his enemies. In The Castle, Ronson speaks to him directly, having been attacked countless times on Linehan’s social media feed. One thing that becomes clear, beyond the truly abject state of Linehan’s wellbeing, is that he is able to persevere with his campaign because he has convinced himself he is battling the greatest danger currently at play in the world. At one point he suggests that there are so many fewer serial killers nowadays because all the sociopaths have migrated to the internet in order to argue with him about trans issues instead. It reminded me of religious protesters screaming at me in Dublin once, as I walked into a reproductive-rights clinic that provided information about abortion. I was furious, but then forced myself to think about how I would feel or act if I truly, earnestly believed that every abortion is equivalent to the murder of a child. That might, indeed, drive me mad.

The Linehan chapter is brilliant: insightful, candid and moving. I’m still not convinced that any broader crisis of masculinity or male purpose had much to do with Linehan’s downfall, though. He wasn’t at a loss or empty of purpose when he began his campaign. He didn’t turn to vitriol because he didn’t have anything else to do. His case is, if anything, notable for involving a man with an enviable life and abundant success throwing it away for reasons that to many in the outside world may seem obscure or deranged.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 19/08/2026
Robin Williams’ Instagram account has been reactivated after 12 years His children revived the account to protect his legacy and ‘fight back against rampant AI abuse of his voice and likeness’
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
was reminded this morning of the time my dad was like "i liked that movie the other day. the hoobastank"* *the babadook
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
I want you to hold in your mind the sound that you imagine a brick chimney toppling over would make, and then watch this clip from Trumpton. I guarantee the sounds are not the same.
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R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did it again. Now making scrambled eggs. Not with tossed salad though, soz Frasier
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Christina (Tina) @christinashrugs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A pair of screenshots from an interview with British-Australian comedian, Miriam Margolyes, where she says "I worry about Harry Potter fans. Because they should be over that by now."
(For extra context, Margolyes appeared in the Harry Potter films as Professor Sprout)
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm gonna build a vape shop and a bookies on Dobby's grave x
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