R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I read that as USP and was like damn that IS pretty unique 110
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026god's not real bc if he was why would he gave a lesbian a top-tier gag reflex ??? 110
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I had a thing when I was younger of swallowing jelly sweets whole (cola bottles etc). Did it with a strawberry lace (bundled it into a ball) and it got stuck, so I pulled it out in one long strand and was like "Hm, I wonder...". Swallowed it bit by bit, and then pulled it back out again ✌️✨️ 110
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can swallow a whole strawberry lace sweet and then pull it back out my throat in one long piece 120
Reposted by R🎃sieRob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Turns out these guys are real 67152684187
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This defeats the whole purpose of Gromit being mute. And is also a reminder that Martin Freeman is a cunt. 020
Reposted by R🎃sieScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Please give whoever booked Ross Kemp for this a raise #CelebrityTraitors 218330
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026After 15yrs of people saying "You haven't seen Drive?", I finally watched Drive. Drove about a bit, didn't he? 030
Reposted by R🎃siemtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026like I hope it's obvious by now that all the "MeToo went too far!" bleating is because it got rapists in trouble and they don't think rapists should get in trouble. 653196
Reposted by R🎃sieRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263952742
Reposted by R🎃sieIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231033382
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026sir, they've hit the second tower. also they're shipping wile e. coyote and road runner. and they're bringing bugs bunny into the polycule. 020
Reposted by R🎃sieDaniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q 828957
Reposted by R🎃sieIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Haha whassup chat, today on the livestream I'm doing knifecrimes! Like and subscribe!" SMASH CUT TO 3 DAYS LATER *weeping* "your honour I don't even know what a knife is, and anyway it's my birthday" 413639
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The only part(s) of my body I DIDN'T want to lose weight from 000
Reposted by R🎃sieThe Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is good but as the undeniable villain of the situation, I’d suggest borrowing from the name of Cap’n Pugwash’s nemesis and as such will be referring to him as Cunt-Throat Jake. 011
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026losing weight is great n all but I've gone down one back size and FOUR cup sizes for my bras. RIP Rosie's phat norks 💔 220
Reposted by R🎃sieCreature from the Jack Lagoon @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The woman who chucked a milkshake in Farage's face got a 13-week jail sentence (suspended for 12 months), had to give the fascist £150 compensation, did 20 hours of unpaid community service and paid £450 in court costs. 48948
Reposted by R🎃sieGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 395209563490
Reposted by R🎃sieBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1134326649
Reposted by R🎃sieR🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the Met Gala has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 111
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at the Met Gala has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 111
Reposted by R🎃sieᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬 268117843461
Reposted by R🎃sieC🎃s! @algernonentity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026odd name for a kid but it is lady gaga after all 38821
Reposted by R🎃sieAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes. 4848501478
Reposted by R🎃sieSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fourteen years since the greatest tweet of all time. 031266
Reposted by R🎃sieMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34180924488
Reposted by R🎃sieBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets 196092191
Reposted by R🎃sieDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172574645
Reposted by R🎃sieStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/10/2024 4737154
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026thank u angel ❤️ she was like "well you ARE in active psychosis". Yeah, well, you ARE an idiot 🙄 010
R🎃sie @rsiereilly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026lol my gp just told me i'm "a danger to [myself] and others" (am currently seeing bugs that aren't there and I know this has been brought on by stress). so I've had a cry and am now going off to get 4 tattoos SUCK IT 200
Reposted by R🎃siemerman hellville @seafoamghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i have no idea why this was necessary but so glad it was [ some lightning imagery at the start that’s a bit flashy ] 033
Reposted by R🎃sieJason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I saw this while scrolling through Tumblr and yeah? That's a legitimate concern. 4863201
Reposted by R🎃sieBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162541959
Reposted by R🎃sie🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared. 157393108506
