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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/04/2026

i don't know why companies don't hire as many trans women as possible when they'll all overwork themselves for twice the productivity of anyone else but you only have to pay them 60% as much. just seems like shrewd business!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h

“Blocked over carbonara.” is a complete three word story containing much implied tragedy and depth. The story of our time really

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 05/10/2026

carbonara is basically just breakfast pasta

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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the bunny can now KICK

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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 22h

Yᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴜᴘᴘɪᴇᴅᴏɢ C͟l͟i͟c͟k͟ ͟H͟e͟r͟e͟ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ!

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e. w. lour & etc @ew-lour.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

human ant farm

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Carmen sans personality @rootpotato.bsky.social · 23h

the scene in signs where he cuts off the guys fingers

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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i want this and the winston one to outlive me

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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

SOUP SEASON

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 04/10/2026

I'm telling you if you're not married by like 20, it's over for you. Women are building their own boyfriends with Claude right now. You're not even gonna get an entry-level boyfriend job. It's tough out here even for principal boyfriends.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/10/2026

Saw your best friends earlier

Sign saying “A SUB'S
BEST FRIENDS” with a photo of a bottle of tea and a bag of Doritos under it

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Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Meme: "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Deez"

*rolling eyes, sighing deeply* "Deez who?"

"Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise."

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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 02/10/2026

to every bodega, a cat. and to every café, a dog. so let it be.

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NΛTΛLIΞ² 🔞 @natalietowles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I couldn’t really be into polyamory or NTR stuff, no hate to it but me personally I’m a selfish lover, if you’re gonna have me it’s gonna be ONLY me on sum real yandere shit

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/10/2026

You: I'm gonna slide into this vulnerable woman's DM's and use my community position for dates Me: I'M FAMOUS GIVE ME A TOUR OF YOUR CAR WASH

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Carmen sans personality @rootpotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not for long if they keep hurting like this

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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Old woman gave me a weird look for laughing when I saw this

Grocery store candy display stand advertising HERSHEY, the upcoming biopic from Angel Stufios that is sure to be a warts and all look at the life of Milton Hershey

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/10/2026

Hey just to let you know I am not taken. I'm widely available. Just like the ports on the open net your MSP uses to administer your domain controller

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

So I don't like cops.

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

good morning everybo- BOO!!! haha got you. i fucking got you. oh wait are you actually scared? oh my god you're shaking. do you need to sit down??

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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Zero of those people have been killed by e-bikes or e-scooters,” said Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso. “Yet here we are at a hearing [on] 21 bills aimed at regulating e-bikes and e-scooters. None are about regulating dangerous driving and only two are about infrastructure.”