Reposted by Carmen sans personality.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 02/10/2026to every bodega, a cat. and to every café, a dog. so let it be. 312011
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityNΛTΛLIΞ² 🔞 @natalietowles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I couldn’t really be into polyamory or NTR stuff, no hate to it but me personally I’m a selfish lover, if you’re gonna have me it’s gonna be ONLY me on sum real yandere shit 041
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitySwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/10/2026You: I'm gonna slide into this vulnerable woman's DM's and use my community position for dates Me: I'M FAMOUS GIVE ME A TOUR OF YOUR CAR WASH 2714
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityBathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Old woman gave me a weird look for laughing when I saw this 1713812
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Reposted by Carmen sans personalityRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/11/2024So I don't like cops. 17224
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitymiss fern (scary) 🏳️⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026good morning everybo- BOO!!! haha got you. i fucking got you. oh wait are you actually scared? oh my god you're shaking. do you need to sit down?? 1227037
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityDoug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Zero of those people have been killed by e-bikes or e-scooters,” said Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso. “Yet here we are at a hearing [on] 21 bills aimed at regulating e-bikes and e-scooters. None are about regulating dangerous driving and only two are about infrastructure.”nyc.streetsblog.orgNYPD's Tisch Skips City Council E-Bike Hearing Despite Focus on EnforcementNYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch blew off Wednesday’s City Council hearing about e-bike safety — sending subordinates in her stead. 222151
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bass pro shop is gayest store on earth 4205
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Reposted by Carmen sans personalityceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers” 16861171
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 29/09/2026yo mr white what's it take to be loved bitch 312116
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityamboo grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026straight t4t couple named trynna and toby 161
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityEllie Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026The pay me in shoiks 214438958
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityNash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word. 434564903
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Reposted by Carmen sans personalityVoryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what did astrid mean by this 824260
Reposted by Carmen sans personality🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻 272442555
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityAtila, Harvest Heffa 🍁 @atilacore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026femcel sounds like a supplement that makes you grow big naturals 3313
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitymia 🦴 @useless.pet · 24/09/2026if ur a girl, consider kissing a girl today 39554130
Reposted by Carmen sans personality the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18/10/2024when i see an ad i dont like and it really pisses me off i jsut yell "MCDONALDS" and it doesnt help but it does make me feel a little better 3788
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityEllie Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 23/09/2026Do you think they became pilots because they have bird fursonas? 363
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityPHOfessional_Girl_Failure @darkstar2077.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 232628
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 92121582103
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026halo and doom should be public domain. the first person shooter belongs to the people 272721458
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitydaria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026top shortage isnt real. keep seeing beyblade on clearance at walgreens 0255
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/01/2026this is theory 1726046
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitySmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75256459613
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityavid bird watcher @avidbirdwatch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026not funny dude. don’t use it like that 051
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/03/2026[pulls out my bird call identifier app right as you're about to cum] 615330
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityit wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026guy who has only seen “boss baby” playing metal gear solid 3 as his second piece of media: i really thought he was gonna say “big boss baby” 053
Reposted by Carmen sans personality@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026pooping would be gay as hell if time reversed 😭 0553
Reposted by Carmen sans personality@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(Jungian who just got cheated on) Ah, yes … the archetype of the Cuckold … 0522
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityJacqueline @notjack.space · 14/09/2026I think most chess players aren't slutty enough I want Magnus to get up to some Heated Rivalry type shit 1132
Reposted by Carmen sans personality@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026At least two of your close friends are secretly addicted to an LLM. 0541
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026(half paying attention to various separate discourses but still wanting to participate): I don't think the Qing empire was a sex cult 231024145
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityMaple Autumn 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🐕 @mapleautumn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026need a woman to put makeup on me, help me take pretty pictures, take me out somewhere, and then take me home and make it run 0143
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitybig tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Post of the year 1036364
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283657749
Carmen sans personality @rootpotato.bsky.social · 16/09/202610 years of isolation really breaks something in you 110
Reposted by Carmen sans personalityfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/09/2026did Elizabeth Holmes effectively utilize tboy swag by scamming millions out of investors 313918
Reposted by Carmen sans personalitymia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/09/2026girls who use ":3" love being softly cuddled and caressed until they fall asleep and being used nonconsensually 59655110