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Carmen sans personality

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@ava-jade.bsky.social 's gf 🏳️‍⚧️👩 I have opinions on movies ->https://boxd.it/mBacp

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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 02/10/2026
to every bodega, a cat. and to every café, a dog. so let it be.
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NΛTΛLIΞ² 🔞 @natalietowles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I couldn’t really be into polyamory or NTR stuff, no hate to it but me personally I’m a selfish lover, if you’re gonna have me it’s gonna be ONLY me on sum real yandere shit
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/10/2026
You: I'm gonna slide into this vulnerable woman's DM's and use my community position for dates Me: I'M FAMOUS GIVE ME A TOUR OF YOUR CAR WASH
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THROW AWAY
"DO NOT EAT"
SILLICA GEL
dessicant
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Old woman gave me a weird look for laughing when I saw this
Grocery store candy display stand advertising HERSHEY, the upcoming biopic from Angel Stufios that is sure to be a warts and all look at the life of Milton Hershey
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/10/2026
Hey just to let you know I am not taken. I'm widely available. Just like the ports on the open net your MSP uses to administer your domain controller
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
So I don't like cops.
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning everybo- BOO!!! haha got you. i fucking got you. oh wait are you actually scared? oh my god you're shaking. do you need to sit down??
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Zero of those people have been killed by e-bikes or e-scooters,” said Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso. “Yet here we are at a hearing [on] 21 bills aimed at regulating e-bikes and e-scooters. None are about regulating dangerous driving and only two are about infrastructure.”
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NYPD's Tisch Skips City Council E-Bike Hearing Despite Focus on Enforcement
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch blew off Wednesday’s City Council hearing about e-bike safety — sending subordinates in her stead.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bass pro shop is gayest store on earth
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just noticed you can sort posts by "top" when you search someone's profile
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 29/09/2026
yo mr white what's it take to be loved bitch
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amboo grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
straight t4t couple named trynna and toby
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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amboo grease @tayuh.bike · 28/09/2026
your mother is so bbw they have to use spacecraft to photograph her gorgeous large breasts
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what did astrid mean by this
The Skyrim "We know" note, but the handprint is in trans flag colors
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Atila, Harvest Heffa 🍁 @atilacore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
femcel sounds like a supplement that makes you grow big naturals
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 24/09/2026
if ur a girl, consider kissing a girl today
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18/10/2024
when i see an ad i dont like and it really pisses me off i jsut yell "MCDONALDS" and it doesnt help but it does make me feel a little better
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 23/09/2026
Do you think they became pilots because they have bird fursonas?
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PHOfessional_Girl_Failure @darkstar2077.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 23/09/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
halo and doom should be public domain. the first person shooter belongs to the people
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
top shortage isnt real. keep seeing beyblade on clearance at walgreens
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/01/2026
this is theory
an edited version of the "futch scale" that reads (from left to right) little buddy, little man, pal, dude, bro, sir, bossman
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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avid bird watcher @avidbirdwatch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
not funny dude. don’t use it like that
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/03/2026
[pulls out my bird call identifier app right as you're about to cum]
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
guy who has only seen “boss baby” playing metal gear solid 3 as his second piece of media: i really thought he was gonna say “big boss baby”
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
burger months
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
pooping would be gay as hell if time reversed 😭
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Jungian who just got cheated on) Ah, yes … the archetype of the Cuckold …
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Orona! @orona.red · 19/09/2026
transition goals
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Jacqueline @notjack.space · 14/09/2026
I think most chess players aren't slutty enough I want Magnus to get up to some Heated Rivalry type shit
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least two of your close friends are secretly addicted to an LLM.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(half paying attention to various separate discourses but still wanting to participate): I don't think the Qing empire was a sex cult
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Maple Autumn 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🐕 @mapleautumn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
need a woman to put makeup on me, help me take pretty pictures, take me out somewhere, and then take me home and make it run
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post of the year
Reality Fracture seems to be a true love letter to Magic the Gathering, featuring a wealth of well-crafted references to beloved cards and characters. And so, it only makes sense that this year’s world championship will feature Star Trek booster draft.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Carmen sans personality @rootpotato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 years of isolation really breaks something in you
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Matt :) @mathieuwessel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Eric Andre sitting at a desk looking quizzically, captioned "Do you think Elizabeth Holmes has tboy swag?"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/09/2026
did Elizabeth Holmes effectively utilize tboy swag by scamming millions out of investors
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 06/09/2026
girls who use ":3" love being softly cuddled and caressed until they fall asleep and being used nonconsensually
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