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amber grease

@tayuh.bike
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they/she, trans, lesbian, 30s I like garbage but in a dignified and chic way.

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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 1h
now i know i can be a confusing case for ad targeters but tell me why im hearing a commercial in mandarin rn
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 1h
me starting next week
richard scarry drawing of a mouse in a pink van with packages in the back
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 15h
Novel reading is the ruin of modern women. 😔
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 2h
ya girl got the job!!!!! lfg!!!!
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 2h
ummm that job? yeah i’ll take that
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 2h
taking it as a great sign that one of the employees at the coffee shop i go to is hanging out here off the clock
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 2h
it’s lock in time LOCK IN
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 2h
just gonna assume that pube fell off my body and not someone elses
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 2h
unironically love making detailed notes i’ll ignore in the room
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 3h
blt and side salad!!!!!!!!!!
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 3h
there are libs dissecting 2016 at the next table like yall move on im trying to relax before my interview
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 3h
a dm is like a post just for you
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 4h
sorry to my cis ally friends when i accidentally say tranny around you, i know how sensitive yall are about that word
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 4h
the troubling fact is that cigs would big time help me get off daily weed but then i’d be smoking cigs which i think is worse long term
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m @mjjii.com · 5h
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 4h
just saw someone riding a huge ebike on the sidewalk eat absolute shit and do the peter griffin knee grab maneuver
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 4h
Nancy 9/30/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 3
Nancy is in shock at the sight of Sluggo’s new hat.
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 4h
last night an off the clock sapphic drag queen gave me a drag of her joint and uh i’m uh umm uhh thanks uhh ty you’re pretty uhhh
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 4h
i need to pokemon go to the toilet 🏃‍♀️
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 5h
my new aussie friend hasn’t texted me in 16 hours, she must hate my guts now bc i chose one wrong word
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 5h
ok in 2.5 hours i have a job interview for a delivery driver role at a very cute florist. it’s been years and years since i interviewed, anyone got tips?
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 6h
i can’t believe all the gorgeous dykes i saw last night i just can’t believe it
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FOOTBALL @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 13h
being a lightweight gives me gender euphoria
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 13h
i have some women dming me there boobs now and then but i would never say i have enough
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 13h
lust. need. yearning. desire. long ago the four nations lived in harmony.
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
i love lesbians. my gender is lesbian. my sexuality is lesbian. my life is about lesbianism
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 13h
bubbling with so much positive energy and wanting to message the people i met who i really connected with and be like “i think you’re so cool i hope we can hang out again” but forcing myself to be normal instead
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
i’m repeatedly struck by the realization that i have always liked socializing i just was in the wrong body and circumstances and scenes
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
i keep thinking i’m manic but i think i’m just happy
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
hello from a small child toilet booster seat i was too lazy to move
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
god bless my freaking wife jfc
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
it’s such a shame cigarettes rock
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
when the train pulls in i’m always scanning for lesbians (for safety no other reason…) and this train is seemingly full of people leaving a phoebe bridgers concert lmao
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 14h
friendly reminder that sometimes the person at the function who you think is so cool and intimidating is actually just someone you have a lot in common with and you should talk to them!!!!
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 17h
it’s so funny going out bc i just get nasty looks or avoidant glares non stop and then when i arrive at the place i’m going about half the crowd is like 🤩🤩
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 17h
i have this old guy friend i’ve known for years who has started wearing dresses and stuff and i tried suggesting try estrogen and he just hasn’t spoken to me since and it makes me sad. we’re both hella avoidant.
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 19h
wiping poorly in case i meet a real freak tonight
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ceej @ceej.online · 19h
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 21h
kinda tragic that my new docs aren’t broken in in time for dyke pool night
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 21h
kid looked so cute today
small child in a quilted frog costume hat, a blue backpack, a white sweatshirt with graffiti skulls, and baggy cuffed khakis
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 22h
bluesky is the forum youtube is the library tiktok is the park
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
so excited to the day when i have enough tattoos that i can still look hot and alt and cool while wearing preppy fits
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
is this a flop bc no one gets it or bc it’s just not good. it made me laugh
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
lexapronouns
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
just saw someone yawn and thought it was such a good idea that i also yawned
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
i need a man to buy me something pointless and expensive
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
straight t4t couple named trynna and toby
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
if i die before seeing lesbian oil wrestling i will die sad
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
someone should write a novel or make a film about how mainstream culture ignores huge forces at play such as race or gender politics and how that can make people who are aware of it feel insane
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amber grease @tayuh.bike · 29/09/2026
have yall ever fallen in love with a girl
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