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@roobyroo.crocodiles.online
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Crocodile enthusiast, Ex-Mo, G&W + Zetterburn main, queer creacher. One of them "ANTIFA"s. I'm @RockodileCroc on Bird Website if you're wondering where we know each other from. Occasional 18+ interacts, so minors: don't follow! Any pronouns OK

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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 12h
What is valve spit?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Conservative TV for the past 40 years
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
allies 30 seconds after mild criticism
cardboard box labeled "be quite!® straight power"
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who listens intently.
Green: I haven't been spending enough time with you.

Green sits down opposite of Blue.
Green: How about we take the afternoon to do things together? You choose.

Blue looks visibly excited, and Green leans in towards him.
Blue: Anything?
Green: Anything you like.

Blue rushes off in delight, while Green remains sitting, watching him go with an unreadable expression on his face.
Blue: Let's set up your controller, we're going to play that game you promised to try.
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 02/10/2026
The average number of skeletons inside a human body, on the other hand, is slightly more than one
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 30/09/2026
Interesting pronoun switch happening in this sentence
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 30/09/2026
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Niko @meowing.zip · 29/09/2026
i use .webm (web money) to buy .webp (web porno)
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 10/09/2026
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 29/09/2026
Someone's been taking their zinc.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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a spoopy red rock 🕷️ @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now THIS is some Bluesky. Hook it up to my veins.
Or maybe the "art" you "enjoy" is a mental health problem.
Is enjoying imaginary tragedy better somehow than enjoying real tragedy? Is there "art" in real tragedy?
Maybe you should think "Why am I not condemning this "art"? Do I need help?"
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 25/09/2026
(to be clear. I was not at the table when it happened. It was at club event)
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 25/09/2026
I've seen it. Not only was it a closed kan rob, it was a rob off of chun closed kan forming an open-handed daisangen. Truly an insane thing to witness considering I've probably seen less than 50 total yakuman in my career playing.
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 25/09/2026
Idk if you saw the other responses in this thread, but this is a real thing, sorta. 13 orphans is the only hand that can rob a closed kan. Any hand can chankan, but only 13 orphans can do it when the kan is closed.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Women don't belong in the workplace. I saw footage of a woman working a factory floor and she couldn't put the bonbons in the box fast enough so she just started eating them. Horrifying." -Tommy Tubgirl on Women in the workplace
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 25/09/2026
??????
"Bethesda apologist"
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
did you know? the ❌ on the cloudflare error page is not symmetric!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's just like me fr (Trying something a little different...)
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 20/09/2026
yet another weird and groovy sound from the weird and groovy sound man
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Miles Games (Moxxie) @milesgames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You'd be shocked how often this works
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
[a black and white retro illustration of a clown wearing a bowler hat giving a thumbs up next to a large starburst graphic]: "Meet Our Computer Clown!"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 17/09/2026
Rest assured, these men are very hard at work.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my God. They just shot Ted Cruz out of a cannon and he missed the safety net by a mile. Oh God. Oh my god.
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 16/09/2026
Certainly paints "Pretty Fly (For a Rabbi)" in a different light in retrospect, doesn't it
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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 16/09/2026
As someone who grew up both Mormon and a weird Al fan, I guarantee you if he was Mormon I would have heard about it
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