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hazel marie

@dykeworship.bsky.social
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 54m
don't let gamers see you cum they'll say shit like "+2" and "pog" and "common chat w"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 9h
the AI industry is full of people who would automate away playing with a kitten
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 4h
sitting down to watch family television in the united states of america
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buboplague @buboplague.bsky.social · 9h
drawtober
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 8h
annie andrews apparently
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
girl who wants so badly but is so scared and hurt
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe I just get on a plane
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
flashback to the time I learned in the car on the way there I had, without being consulted, volunteerily admitted myself to an inpatient eating disorder clinic. I was on a feeding tube, no ed dx. sure developed one after though.
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ohhhh my doctor doesn't believe that medicine can bring people into a less severe category of long covid. he believes that it is only there to help calm the system, and then the maybe perhaps the body eventually slowly adjusts and maybe perhaps gets a little tiny bit better after years.
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
normal woman who lives in the world and experiences life
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i pissed in the hat
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
u can tell I'm not the Presidents of The United States because my bush has a much higher approval rating
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Final Squirrel @vootins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ladies, sometimes, a woman will want to have sex with you. What you do next is crucial.
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Chew @doll-pasture.pluraldolls.gay · 06/10/2026
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
conscience comic
panel one: 2 girls in bed, one laying on the other says "I think I really like you..."
panel two: a devil appears on the other girl's shoulder saying "that's it, time to ditch this broad."
panel 3: the girl looks at her other shoulder, empty
panel four: she says "Isn't there supposed to be another one???" and the devil replies "no wayyyy you're fucked"
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just spooky to be here 🦇🧛👻🕸️ @gingermophobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
am i really a top, or am i just repressing what i want? and with a shortage like this, can the community afford me figuring it out?
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
remembering one time years ago where this person and I flirted by just posting about flirting by liking each others posts and it actually resulted in dming each other and catching feeling that's was wild
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
putting on deodorant to the horror of the girls
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
women are always showing me posts like they're crows giving me shiny gifts
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Women in MY Area!! Click Now!
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
flashback to people calling me strawberry because used to blush so red so much all over
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's possible applying moisturizer on my hands every day for years made my hands very soft
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it has become kinda a thing but I do think I'd look hot with a ghostly semitransparent glowing green arm with visible bones inside.
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just washed the toilet and now I'm feeling pooped
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
attempting to overcome negative feelings about my fatigue by imagining women getting me dressed and made up as acts of worship and desire
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wanting me should be a little maddening and having me should be intoxicating and overwhelming in a sacred and worshipful way
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a good way to say hello if you're hot is to grab my hips
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i need to get rid of the dark circles under my eyes it's getting out of control
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my angel is trying to convince me that I "deserve nice things and treats" even tho I haven't done enough or suffered enough
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in a mood where if I could trade the rest of my life for a single night of no longer being sick and just partying and having sex and getting high I would and maybe that makes me a bad disabled person but idk
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i haven't danced or swam or ran or jumped or sang my heart out in over 8 years I think I'm going to vomit
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nobody kiss me right now I'm charging up my big attack
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have no idea if I've taken 3 or 5 doses of my meds today
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
women from this 🏳️‍⚧️ country are always in possession of complex devices i couldn't possibly name the purpose of
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
listen girls remember the bar for when telling someone hey don't say that slur or hey don't support this transphobes work is okay is only if it can completely end all the harm they cause.
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the dark chuckler @dungeonbgm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tm opera o racewear using warhammer design principles
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i must become interesting and much hotter
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes the de facto policy of a website is "god women are always complaining and making a big deal out of nothing, they can't take a fucking joke. and then they bitch at you and you have to show em who's the boss, I don't want to but they always make me!"
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
looking kinda they them thocky today
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I hope my new therapist doesn't think I'm too much" I say to myself pretending that's a reasonable thing to think
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my body truly isn't mine in the morning I do not control it
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
psa hold me
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i feel anxious and tired and useless I should get in bed
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
psa hold me
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what's so confusing about the fact I want to live a solitary life always moving from place to place but also I want to live in a community with a bunch of cool people who love me
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all I need is constant attention and company but not too much company that it's draining and not bad attention just good attention I just—listen just imagine a cat, right?
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
only one way to find out ladies
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