Roo
@roobyroo.crocodiles.online
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Crocodile enthusiast, Ex-Mo, G&W + Zetterburn main, queer creacher. One of them "ANTIFA"s. I'm @RockodileCroc on Bird Website if you're wondering where we know each other from. Occasional 18+ interacts, so minors: don't follow! Any pronouns OK
![Four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic. It's the one where Calvin's dad teaches him about record speeds, but all of the text has been edited and replaced multiple times by this point. The new text reads as such:
1. Dad: "Playing [post-modern comic?] I'll show you something interesting."
2. Dad: "The two types of [post-modern comic] are [calvin dad binary] and [Loss]. All [post-modern comics] fall into these two categories. [Achewood?] [calvin dad binary.] [Garfield minus garfield?] [Loss.]." Calvin: "Yeah..."
3. Dad: "[Perry Bible Fellowship? Calvin Dad Binary. Swanboy? Loss. Despite being a Calvin & Hobbes comic, this comic is Loss.]"
4. Dad: "Baseball". Dad is standing over the distraught laying-down Calvin. It's at this point you should now realize that the stances of Calvin and Dad were edited in the other panels to follow the patterns of Loss. He's walking in a door in panel 1, talking side by side in panels 2 and 3, and standing over somebody laying down in panel 4.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:76cmi4ufav2zmftrmu5lvbdu/bafkreih4b6jluq5eutodr24aapl5hy7aix4ywzpu2kdq6bzfzipwz22dbm)
