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Roland Stazak

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Light blue background. Etrigan the Demon shakes Lobo's hand and says, "Thus--as you say--I am your main man!"
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 27/09/2026
after last week, I really wasn't sure I was going to turn on the Commanders game at all this week, and was extremely prepared to bail on it when I did turn it on. very pleasantly surprised so far, especially with the defense (tho I'm sure the rain is helping).
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PC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you had planned for the weekend, you've got to carve four-and-a-half hours out for a last-minute swerve into the late '90s.
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Drop everything and grab the popcorn: Majuular's 4.5-hour documentary on Ultima Online is here to devour your weekend
Stop readin' and start watchin'.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: instructions received. i will not fail
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 21/09/2026
me watching the end of the second half in the Commanders game :(
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 20/09/2026
Fuck.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
amazing section headers
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 09/09/2026
Oh ya know, just reading a comic from 1986
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And a very Happy Birthday to my favorite X-Men artist of all time, Paul Martin Smith.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Markiplier:
The Achewood comic that’s like “Why did you send a check for $10,000 to "Oreos"
“I like their product! ! wanted 'em to have a Ittle walkin' around money!”
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: Mickey Mouse Joins the Foreign Legion

Yussuf Aiper: You can't SHOOT us down! It would be murder! We're defenseless! Our guns won't shoot!

Mickey: Huh! Yer not tellin' ME anything! Remember, I'm th' guy that sold ya th' ammunition!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 22/08/2026
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 24/07/2026
Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?
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VTDigger @vtdigger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Christopher Helali invoked his largely ceremonial office in social media posts during the state funeral for Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, including a selfie showing a large red banner reading, “Kill Trump.” vtdigger.org/2026/07/16/h...
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He’s the high bailiff of Orange County, Vermont. Now, he’s in Iran — and saluting its ‘holy war’ with the US - VTDigger
Christopher Helali invoked his largely ceremonial office in social media posts during the state funeral for Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, including a selfie showing a large red banner reading, “Kill Trump.”
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 15/07/2026
what a game. yeesh. why play the whole game when Argentina only needs the last 8 minutes or so?
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 14/07/2026
genuinely unsure if they photoshopped him for this
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 10/07/2026
I was shocked by this. As a Nats fan I enjoy mocking Bryce Harper a bit, but this is total scumbag behavior and I really expected he would be above something like this. Promoting some raw milk horseshit or brushing his teeth like a psycho? Sure. Nudging an addict into gambling more? Gross.
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As the 2020 NFL season kicked off, Terry Thompson picked up his phone and placed a wager with FanDuel Sportsbook on his favorite team, the Philadelphia Eagles. It was his first time gambling through a...
TikTok video by The Philadelphia Inquirer
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 07/07/2026
jesus, man. what a way to lose.
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doublemmia @mobilesuitmia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 27/06/2026
so relatable, I fall for this shit over and over and never learn.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo
Elmo in a USA soccer jersey

No one loves you, and no one loves you, and no one loves you and Tim USA, and everybody who's playing.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
NYT headline: "The One Surprising Mistake Everyone Makes With Pancakes"Forrest MacNeil from the "Review" episode with too many pancakes
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 17/06/2026
lol, I almost missed this caption
Picture of the green reflecting pool with caption "RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. 'It's got parameciums,' he says."
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 14/06/2026
Sports are good. That was a really fun playoffs. I was about to ask what's next, but, World Cup, obviously.
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 06/06/2026
Owner of the Las Vegas Raiders stuns with new green feathers
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 04/06/2026
is there any smarter move than forgetting that there's an NBA playoff game you wanted to watch until early in the 4th quarter?
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 03/06/2026
Took me about 10-15 tries, 60’s Wilt is definitely a cheat code I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=gsj...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 02/06/2026
I remembered him @joshuablevin.bsky.social www.82-0.com/share?id=6GU...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 02/06/2026
Fun little game and this sharing prompt is amusingly dated, feels very #sworcery I just went 74-8, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Fob...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"So, what's your take?" "This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within." "100% disagree."
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃
Wendy O / Kootie-Pie Koopa and Milli VanilliMario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool
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Roland Stazak @rolandstazak.party · 21/05/2026
genuinely don't know who I'm rooting for in the Western Conference finals. when in doubt I usually root for the underdog, but somehow OKC kinda feels like an underdog to me even though they surely aren't? fun to watch Wemby but I instinctively bristle against more good things happening for the Spurs
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 20/05/2026
JAMES WOOD. INSIDE THE PARK. GRAND SLAM.
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 17/05/2026
THE HATERS SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT. THEY SAID WE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO .500. HORRIBLE CALL FROM THE HATERS
graphic image depicting the nationals 13-3 win over the orioles
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The dearth of media literacy thing has been around for a while, but never mind interpreting texts critically, a lot of people now just straight up do not know how to even watch a TV show or movie in the first place anymore.
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 11/05/2026
One Year youtu.be/7cBxmHWp8FA?...
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One Year of Independent Giant Bomb
YouTube video by Giant Bomb
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