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My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 6h
When you have tiny dicks And you bum fish for kicks That's a moray
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 5h
Kudos for the pun baséd effort. I salute you sir. x.
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John O’Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Controlling a plague is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman”
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 05/10/2026
I have been playing this every day for almost 4 months and have NEVER scored over 900.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 04/10/2026
You are both funny & great.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 29/09/2026
In your collective faces dweebs.
A screenshot from the word game 'keywords'. I have found all 5 keywords perfectly (no mistakes, no hint).
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Newsstand (2024) Oil and acrylic on canvas #art #painting #NotAi
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Fresh bed linen, lads.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Happy 28th birthday to Google. Thank you for not being skynet.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 26/09/2026
HBRN. x.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 25/09/2026
*cuts off your hand*
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 25/09/2026
#visitdorset #notreallypleaseremainupnorth
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I have just discovered that you can buy single-item-in-a-roll (e.g. sausage bap) from greggs and save the reward points for a 'breakfast item', then redeem the free breakfast item reward against a several-things-in-a-roll (e.g. bacon & omelette bap). I am like martin lewis. #comsumeradvice
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2 years ago today. Tiny soup.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 19/09/2026
#accidentalsmithssong
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Out for an indian meal this evening; i spotted an dessert that has a passing resemblance to hitler - so we went at nazi/confectionary puns and i managed 'eton hess'. Pretty great night tbh.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Some tit with his eyeballs out.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Nice fovea.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I have a sudden and quite unobtainable desire to eat baklava.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I learned today that Piddington is not a South African bear.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
BBCSO 'kickéd the shit out of it'. Same for prouction. Solid. #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
*built #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Right, here we go then. #lnotp
Lieutenant Hubert GruberSakari Oramo
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Separate the art from the artist. #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
I got there, fear not. x.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Excellent typo. x.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Already passed, appropriately. x.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Realistically the only time i engage with the concept of patriotism is last night of the proms, with all the problematicism that involves; but serious question - obviously i'm in evening dress - should i be wearing an balaclava? Am i a true patriot without? #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Dear Gareth Malone, "i dusted off my choirmaster fingers" was a poor choice of words for what i think you meant. Yours etc. #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Right then... #lnotp and #cans
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 10/09/2026
It is.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Absolute lol at #thecricket.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Just one small step away from being an bond villain.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Proud of you.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Huge, if true.
The French National Front racists and the British Reform racists show off a pub display board of massive Scampi Fries packets.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Sometimes we aren't.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 03/09/2026
The shambles of a local comedy club is not an unfamiliar joy to me. Was a nice evening, would have said hi but honestly wasn't in the mood. Enjoyed the set very much. x.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 02/09/2026
I went to watch that @tothersimon.bsky.social perform the hits of plasticjeezus.co.uk this evening in hampshire's 'southbourne'. It was good. #reviews
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Musical Comedy | Plastic Jeezus
Watch out! It's Plastic Jeezus - the award-winning, ukulele-totin' deadpan comedy duo. Come and see what they're up to...
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 31/08/2026
I have no intention of meeting you, due to me also being socially inadequate. I will however firebomb the place if you're not funny. x.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 31/08/2026
I am coming to this so, y'know... no pressure.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Lovely stuff. #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Some absolutely top notch commentary on tms in the last 20min. Kudos to all involved. @tmsproducer.bsky.social #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Possibly lunch at this rate. #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Done by tea i reckon. #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 29/08/2026
Jfyi, i am stealing this for the climbing rocks lads. x.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm completely over my fear of touching rocks. Well, maybe I'm feeling a little boulder.
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