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My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.

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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Night.
A diary entry 'Sat 10 - Nothing else today'
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 10/10/2026
both johnny AND denise off of the big breakfasts
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 08/10/2026
the 'y tho' meme, except i've removed the facial features of the y tho guy and added the facial features (such as they are) of mutable joe's avitar. i do not know why i did this, but am pleased with the result.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 29/09/2026
In your collective faces dweebs.
A screenshot from the word game 'keywords'. I have found all 5 keywords perfectly (no mistakes, no hint).
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Out for an indian meal this evening; i spotted an dessert that has a passing resemblance to hitler - so we went at nazi/confectionary puns and i managed 'eton hess'. Pretty great night tbh.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Some tit with his eyeballs out.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Right, here we go then. #lnotp
Lieutenant Hubert GruberSakari Oramo
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 23/08/2026
WARNING: Choking hazard.
an pair of 'rear view spy glasses (lunette espion)'. the package notes 'warning: choking hazard - small balls'.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 22/08/2026
Accidental jumper horrifiéd face.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 20/08/2026
francis rossi playing an electric guitar
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 20/08/2026
rick stein, the working man's nigella
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 15/08/2026
mr brobbey
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 11/08/2026
an blobfish
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 08/08/2026
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 07/08/2026
the clearing by the extremely wonderful lee madgwick
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 28/07/2026
15s of pure comedy. Bloody love harry hill.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 27/07/2026
All this talk of jodrell bank reminded me of this absolute piece of gold from @quantumpirate.bsky.social on the other place (before it went bad)...
a tweet by quantum pirate dated 8th of march 2013. it reads "I really regret borrowing money from Jodrell Bank, their interest is astronomical".
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 25/07/2026
my image photoshopped inside of two (2) 'wirld cup willie' glasses featuring the sun newspaper logo
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 23/07/2026
Unbelievably addictive bunch of lads.
nik naks tangy cheese twisters (an pack of)
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 23/07/2026
I have visitéd felsham hall off of the lovejoys and am now having an beer in the half moon inn. A man has just arrived in a sinclair c5. #lovejoycountry
me outside felsham hall off of the lovejoysme outside lovejoy's workshop off of the lovejoysthe half moon inn off of the lovejoysa man in an sinclair c5
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 22/07/2026
Just remindéd myself why you shouldn't buy nice whisky in an hotel bar. £33 for a pint and a shot.
a pint of ghost ship ale and a single measure of macallan 18
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 22/07/2026
No, it's just the way i'm standing.
A road sign that says 'tenter piece'
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 22/07/2026
I will stop now.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 22/07/2026
#joiningin
ed in front of the ed stone that i have badly photoshopped into some scampi flavour fries
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 21/07/2026
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 21/07/2026
I decided to have an second breakfast. And before one of you asks - yes, there is butter under the jam.
an cream tea, properly layered - scone, butter, jam, clottéd cream
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 21/07/2026
They've made up for it by providing me with a DELICIOUS chicken, & bacon bagel. All is forgiven.
an chicken and bacon bagel
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 21/07/2026
I have been givén an stroopwafel that is too small to rest atop my coffee cup. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
trying to place my stroopwafel atop my coffee, the cup is too large
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 20/07/2026
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 20/07/2026
I am in tv's 'sudbury'. As far as i can discern, none of lovejoy was shot here.
me pointing at the sudbury railway station signthe church in the middle of sudbury; it probably has a namegaol lane signwhat appears to be sudbury high st
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 19/07/2026
I have been at a very chilled stag do at buckland st mary village hall for the past two (2) days. Today i venturéd out for breakfast at a Brightside roadside diner - it was FANTASTIC. I am now going to get stoned and have a nap whilst listening to #thecricket. I am on holiday.
exterior of an brightside roadside dinerbreakfast - including black pudding tgat has been burnéd to an crispseating in the roadside diner; 70s as fuckmy hire van containing a bed and a guitar
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/07/2026
This is how you write a menu.
A snippet from an restaurant menu that reads "Perfectly poached eggs nestled atop tender slices of ham, all embraced by golden English muffins. Crowned with our homemade hollandaise sauce"
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 15/07/2026
I have openéd an fairtrade ipa. #thefootball
an fairtrade ipa from the coop
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 15/07/2026
HUGE IF TRUE.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 14/07/2026
OFFSIDE. #thefootball
Limahl
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 13/07/2026
I have drunkén entirely too (2) much rum for an monday evening.
two fucking idiots
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/07/2026
@quietriotpod.bsky.social
the easter island moai with one badly photoshopped to be alex andreou
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 09/07/2026
So much of moose's artwork stays with me, but this is my favourite. It's just so fucking silly.
a man attempting to hoover a rug outdoors as he is being attacked by ducks
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 08/07/2026
A picture of a toe-pincher coffin alongside text that reads "A coffin with very little space for feet is typically referred to as a "toe pincher" coffin. This traditional six-sided English style is broader at the shoulders and tapers inward dramatically toward the feet. It is commonly used in both natural eco- burials and cremations across the UK."

This is funny because colin has tiny feet.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 07/07/2026
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 07/07/2026
I am eating häagen dazs directly from the tub whilst watching egypt play football. Please update your records.
A pot of häagen dazs strawberrycheesecake iced cream with an spoon in it; the background shows (amongst many other things) the egypt argentina game on an telly
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 07/07/2026
a meme generated using nigel farage's words to a sky news journalist "You tell your bosses, you harass my family any more, there will be serious consequences. That's what your organization has done this morning. Go away." upon an photomontagé of john oliver in general hospital.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 04/07/2026
Must be quite an expensive wedding.
the overflow car park for wimborne minster, there is an traffic cone protecting a parking space with a printout taped to it that reads 'reserved parking for OASIS'
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 03/07/2026
a gun and a pack of sandwiches, drawn by the excellent tokyo sexwhale
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 03/07/2026
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 01/07/2026
Uh oh.
an 30yr old bottle of jean boyer absinthe, gifted to me by fellow wimborne minster town councillor john billington
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 28/06/2026
Where were you when you heard the news that ben stokes was retiring from international cricket?...
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 25/06/2026
I have decidéd to put ice in my pint. Can recommend.
an pint of ale with three (3) iced cubes within it
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 24/06/2026
Carl Fredricksen from Disney's 'Up' is the final step in the evolution of Andy Burnham. I shall not be taking any questions.
AndyCarl
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 24/06/2026
Rowley birkin QC is the final step in the evolution of and burnham. I shall not be taking questions.
andy burnham mprowley birkin qc
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