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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 29/09/2026
In your collective faces dweebs.
A screenshot from the word game 'keywords'. I have found all 5 keywords perfectly (no mistakes, no hint).
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Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Newsstand (2024) Oil and acrylic on canvas #art #painting #NotAi
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Fresh bed linen, lads.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Happy 28th birthday to Google. Thank you for not being skynet.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I have just discovered that you can buy single-item-in-a-roll (e.g. sausage bap) from greggs and save the reward points for a 'breakfast item', then redeem the free breakfast item reward against a several-things-in-a-roll (e.g. bacon & omelette bap). I am like martin lewis. #comsumeradvice
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2 years ago today. Tiny soup.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Out for an indian meal this evening; i spotted an dessert that has a passing resemblance to hitler - so we went at nazi/confectionary puns and i managed 'eton hess'. Pretty great night tbh.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I have a sudden and quite unobtainable desire to eat baklava.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I learned today that Piddington is not a South African bear.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
BBCSO 'kickéd the shit out of it'. Same for prouction. Solid. #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
*built #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Right, here we go then. #lnotp
Lieutenant Hubert GruberSakari Oramo
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Separate the art from the artist. #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Realistically the only time i engage with the concept of patriotism is last night of the proms, with all the problematicism that involves; but serious question - obviously i'm in evening dress - should i be wearing an balaclava? Am i a true patriot without? #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Dear Gareth Malone, "i dusted off my choirmaster fingers" was a poor choice of words for what i think you meant. Yours etc. #lnotp
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Right then... #lnotp and #cans
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Absolute lol at #thecricket.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón.
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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Huge, if true.
The French National Front racists and the British Reform racists show off a pub display board of massive Scampi Fries packets.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 02/09/2026
I went to watch that @tothersimon.bsky.social perform the hits of plasticjeezus.co.uk this evening in hampshire's 'southbourne'. It was good. #reviews
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Musical Comedy | Plastic Jeezus
Watch out! It's Plastic Jeezus - the award-winning, ukulele-totin' deadpan comedy duo. Come and see what they're up to...
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Lovely stuff. #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Some absolutely top notch commentary on tms in the last 20min. Kudos to all involved. @tmsproducer.bsky.social #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Done by tea i reckon. #thecricket
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm completely over my fear of touching rocks. Well, maybe I'm feeling a little boulder.
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ミコ @mikoto-moko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ワーン!!!!!!
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 29/08/2026
Oooft. Gay's out to a ball that kept low etc. #thecricket
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thoughts with the V family (Henry, George, Rocky)
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 27/08/2026
'Tossing carpet' is it? #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 23/08/2026
I am watching dungeons & dragons honour among thieves and there's very little you can do about it.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 23/08/2026
WARNING: Choking hazard.
an pair of 'rear view spy glasses (lunette espion)'. the package notes 'warning: choking hazard - small balls'.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 22/08/2026
Accidental jumper horrifiéd face.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 21/08/2026
Splendid innings. #thecricket
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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why does it never say what was wrong with cured ham on the packet?
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 20/08/2026
I am in an pub. I was given the ipad to put some music on and have chosén 11 songs from musicals. Might leave tbh.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 20/08/2026
Ffs england; digging in, sensible batting, still lose 2 quick wickets! #thecricket
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 19/08/2026
Very much enjoying #thecricket. Perfect test match pace.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 19/08/2026
Test cricket is happening. #thecricket
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Drawing of a tall, detached house, of which we can see the front and one side, but rather flat, no proper dimensions. There are four windows, two of which are placed in impossible places, too close to the wall edge or the bottom of the house. The door has a "37" sign and there is a patch in the facade next to the door, showing some brickwork. Behind the house is a tall, thin, green, leafless tree, the branches of which expand out of the picture. All of which is mere background to the focal point: huge green drippy graffiti on the side of the house that says: "Stanley Mothskull builds substandard rocking horses".
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 14/08/2026
I am in an lighthouse on dorset's 'portland'.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 14/08/2026
The stimulated brillouin scattering threshold can be increased significantly by randomly polarising your light; leading to higher power transmission without the need to increase effective mode area.
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 10/08/2026
DUCKS - A short film about some perfectly normal ducks www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
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DUCKS | Award Winning Animated Short Film
YouTube video by AJ Jefferies
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 08/08/2026
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 07/08/2026
the clearing by the extremely wonderful lee madgwick
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 05/08/2026
Fully expected to have at least one commentator compare being radicalised into neo-nazism with being radicalised into modern conservatism. This used to be a country.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 04/08/2026
He was no bill oddie.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 01/08/2026
Someone re-read the poem.
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rodger nash @rodgernash.co.uk · 01/08/2026
I am currently sat in an field in dorset. I'm at a 'hen do'. Everyone went to bed an hour or two ago; i am alone, happy, and quite drunk/high. Earlier someone named ciaus (ky-as) read aloud a poém that everyone had contributed to.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Walkers should start producing small bags with exactly eight Quavers in them called Semibreve send tweet
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