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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Those weren’t dates mate, those were advanced driving lessons.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s a ghost flying over Aberdeen just now.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Why does it never say what was wrong with cured ham on the packet?

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Long cows are terrible at hiding.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Sounds like Trump is getting involved again… 😂 #worldcup #trump #ice

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Done well for a tiny wee fella.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

See in care homes, do choirs and schools still go in and sing old war songs, like White Cliffs of Dover and stuff for the old folks or are they going in and singing Into The Groove, Come on Eileen and that?

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

He's a woman who understands, He's a woman who loves his man..

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Highly recommended, if you love meat tender.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If I get buried in this, I’ll be spinning in my grave.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I don’t buy trousers that my testicles won’t fit in. These are perfect.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

If the opposition swept my curling stone oot the target, I’d hit him with my broom! #curling

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Trump eats his beans like Stanley. Makes sense now.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

“GET OFF MY GREEN LAND!”

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Trump reminds me of the dog that got into the playground when you were at school.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Poor dolphin. And to then kiss the bloke right in front of it... heartless cow...

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Is there a better way to spend a snowy Saturday afternoon? #lebowski #shutthefuckupdonny

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

“Sorry Isak, you’re going to have to walk off. We’ve already got a dead body on the stretcher” #spursliv

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I hope they find the little shit.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

🎶🎶 “And through it all, she offers me protection...”

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Read this book again today. Blast from the past.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

It’s health and safety gone mad.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Pishing with rain in Aberdeen today. Fireworks night will be a damp squib.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

This is the best thing since liced bread.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Started my new job inspecting the underside of bridges today. Don’t like it.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Just caught a beetle in my living room, then released it in the garden. Is the world ready for a new Steve Irwin?

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Every football players penalty run up nowadays:

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Bloody love a board game with the kids.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I love books about pets that can’t die. This one, for example; couldn’t put it down.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

No, this isn’t mine. I had more in my one.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Long cows are shite at Hide and Seek.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

This will never stand up in court.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

In Birmingham today. Got chased by a duck. Wouldn’t recommend. ⭐️⭐️

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

It’s a bloody shame that kids don’t get the joy and excitement of digging about in a fresh box of cereal for some plastic shite, these days. Remember scrapping with your sibling because it was your turn to find the Tony the Tiger bike reflector?

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

In this sequel, Edward loses his job in a massage parlour, due to cut backs.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Now I'm no vegetarian, but slicing up bear faces and selling them as sandwich fillers is a bit sick don't you think? Let's end the madness. Boycott the bear.

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

It’s been ages since I was at school, but can anyone remind me how many legs an elephant has?

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Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

See those folk that go about breaking rocks in half and finding fossils and geodes and shit? Do they just snap all the stones they find in two, or are the ones with stuff inside labelled?

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