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Artist, Artisan, A Man Of Stately Reserve. Watching A Billion Suns Ignite. First guy on here to ever catch a block for posting about dishwashers.

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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 6h
If you see this, post a Dracula that isn't a vampire
Ambras Castle portrait of Vlad III aka the Impaler (c. 1560).
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Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder @andycruns.bsky.social · 8h
Miss Piggy as Eowyn stabs the witch king in the face and yells
HI-YAAA!
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 9h
I admit any time i see something like this i think "that is what 24-year-olds looked like in 1975"
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Flashman @crankgriems.bsky.social · 11h
It's Happening
First tweet: I told my grandma and my auntie that Chat GPT is the devil, and they've both warned the whole family

Quote tweet: I told them that it's satanic and it's made several people (mainly kids) sacrifice themselves for the devil and that there are news articles about it. Group chat lit up like five minutes later.
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 10h
Now that’s what I call a deterrent
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Dianne… @joggerplodder.bsky.social · 11h
Lovely
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Patrick Lenton @patricklenton.bsky.social · 12h
First time I’ve ever felt sympathy for a hat
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 13h
The Covid vax moving to a user-pays setup is pretty close to a wicked problem - our local pharmacist told us the reason for it is that virtually no one is getting the boosters, leading to appalling waste. But the cost for people wanting to do the right thing is pretty high.
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 14h
TFW when you spill the whole pot of Agrax Earthshade on your mini
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 17h
Mamdani has unfortunately committed the great sin of revolutionary-left politics: not being a deeply unpleasant and abrasive asshole
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t think you’d know a good-faith argument if it broke in and shat on your carpet, @m-tracey.bsky.social, but on the very off chance anyone reading is unclear on the line between “legal” and “journalistically ethical,” there you go.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 15h
The wikipedia entry for Taskmaster got pushed through google translate 30 times, printed out, and slid under the door of an ABC tv exec
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 16h
this is why you have to fight the idea that art is "escapism" or "content" or whatever word implies that it doesn't matter what it is so long as something exists in that shape.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 17h
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Demon King of the New Platform @clothedvillainy.bsky.social · 17h
I think this is where a lot of the nerd bro tech leads us: isolated monads who never, ever have to accept not having things our own way.
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 18h
In another world Israel's offensive in Gaza petered out in November/December 2023 as they expended their entire strategic stockpile of aerial bombs, as the US followed its own laws and moral obligations and did not provide new supply.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19h
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Dr Blair Williams @blairwilliams26.bsky.social · 20h
"But 70% of poll respondents said that, even if the government built enough homes and expanded public services to keep pace with population growth, they would still want immigration reduced." *ahem* racism
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 19h
Sometimes I remember Nigeria, which has (per Wiki) 527 spoken languages (though many are dying out) and 1150+ dialects and ethnic groups, and think that no fantasy novelist would ever dare write something like that, because no one would believe it to be possible.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 20h
Imagine being such a bugman that you have to obey this. Oh, sir, you had a new thought bubble to the surface during your TIA? Yes sir, brilliant thought!
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 29/09/2026
It would be interesting to look at the circumstances in which the BBC considers student protest to be very important and those in which it is silly and trivial
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Gift @giftmacher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The media consent machine never runs out of fucking scabs to present us. The uni is quite literally gutting its courses. This however, not the issue so far as the BBC is concerned. Honestly fuck this noise. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Student: University of Nottingham strikes 'not what we signed up for'
The University of Nottingham said it was "disappointed" by the timing of industrial action.
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How's that social licence for AI going hey www.theguardian.com/business/202...
The RBA board said it voted unanimously for a hike in response to higher prices from the AI investment boom and amid fears that firms would begin passing on rising costs to consumers. Bullock singled out the US war on Iran, saying it could disrupt oil supply longer than expected.
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 29/09/2026
Don't normally get out-of-pocket replies from weird old cunts on Bluesky as much as I did on Twitter, so I'm preserving this one for posterity. Blocked him, of course
Stream of consciousness shit from a guy called Steve in BA.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 29/09/2026
‘We wanted it to be a battlecry’: how Republica made 90s anthem Ready to Go
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‘We wanted it to be a battlecry’: how Republica made 90s anthem Ready to Go
‘The day Saff came into the studio with red hair, I said, “We’re gonna be massive!” It was the missing link’
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are building a house in a location where it cannot be insured, the problem is not really the lack of insurance
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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Gift @giftmacher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Means testing is just wedge used to turn the obviously outrageous "should we have this social net at all" into "who deserves this social net?". Every edge case is then used as an argument to diminish provision until it's gone. Cynically using people's sense of fairness to fuck everyone over.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Jason Murphy @jasemurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My take is that hiking rates into imported inflation is fairly insane but we don't have a sane option everyone agrees on. We will all miss low unemployment when it is gone.
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 29/09/2026
Per last repost, maybe the real symptom of neoliberalism is that "the economy" is the only available structure of feeling -- in Raymond Williams' sense -- to understand the modern world
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are also upset about non-economic things that get expressed in economic terms, like the fact that everything seems wildly out of control and we have a maniac in charge of the country
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/09/2026
So it turned out we were wrong. But the fact we all reflexively believed it says a lot about our society. My latest, for The Telegraph
Columnist Monkey
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 29/09/2026
Smiling serenely and assuming this is just the Master of Orion 3 strategy guide www.amazon.com/dp/B0GM4G2QK1
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 29/09/2026
they stole it from us
ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be on the computer a lot.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 29/09/2026
I am also pledging funding to fight my own posts
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao this is utterly unhinged. it is not 2008. the kids are not saying "i like everything but country" anymore. people are not pretending(!!) en masse to have never heard a song to signal their lib-left cultural superiority
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally, the recognition I deserve
Dogging tweet reposted by William Gibson the author of Neuromancer
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Australian Conservation Foundation @ausconservation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be very kind to them. Don't use insecticides. Turn off unnecessary outdoor lights. Pop any moth that comes inside back outside so it can continue its migration. au.news.yahoo.com/aussies-warn...
au.news.yahoo.com
Aussies warned not to make common mistake as thousands of moths swarm
A phenomenon not seen in around 20 years has returned to Sydney.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
KING OF THE DEAD (1977) Gouache on illustration board - 24” x 14” I had the good fortune of working on Elric early in my career. The books by Michael Moorcock have proven to be enduring classics in fantasy. #art #booksky 🪐📚
Elric holds the slender black blade of Stormbringer as he turns in surprise toward a menacing skeletal figure. His gold cloak billows as he pivots, and the gold chain gripped in his other hand slackens as the ruby amulet bobs weightless with sudden motion. Arms flexed wide, the threatening figure grips a black trident. Beneath a horned helm, its skull is set in a deathly howl that exposes its fangs. With eyes flashing, a mass of figures skulk among smooth pillars in the background. Several of the ape-like humanoids flank Elric in the lower foreground.
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finrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the home office, being the hitler department, will be more difficult to move, especially because its longstanding cross-party policy to ensure that the home secretary also be hitler
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 28/09/2026
Exactly what my dog looks like coming out of a nap
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