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I think I'm a writer. My name is Robert Long Foreman. I'm not sure what I am anymore completely. He/him. www.robertlongforeman.com I'm on beehiiv: pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com

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Colleen Burner @colleenburner.bsky.social · 50m
if you want a break from men and/or a warm road trip story, I have a book for you, and you can get it with free shipping (through tomorrow) thanks to @bookshop.org : bookshop.org/p/books/sist...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22h
Holy shit.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And by "violating banking laws" CBS News means former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested boys he coached for wrestling in high school, boys as young as 14. To-may-to/to-mah-to!
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the eye woman lady from the dark crystal
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 04/10/2026
I'll say it again: bsky.app/profile/ashe...
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Doctor said I have to lose five bones.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a friend who still can't get over the always put salt in your eyes sketch.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a good short story by Richard Matheson about this ("Steel").
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cornell police edited Jane Doe's statement. Are we in pitchforks and torches territory yet? I think we are close. "As we now know, Cornell police also condensed down Doe's statement, omitting crucial details including the fact that she said she was 100 percent confident she’d been raped."
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catalogues - Friday, October 2, 2026 1 guess 😻 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/catalogues/2026/10/02
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Johanna Winant @johannawinant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's not the main thing we need, but we do need a David Lodge style Changing Places exchange program so that professors realize the way their institution does things is not standard nor inevitable
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do these people think Shakespeare is primarily known for his self-help books.
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Sarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all I just caught the Kennedy Center claiming it isn't closing while telling vendors it's closing and now they're selling all of their Steinway pianos www.alternet.org/alternet-exc...
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Kennedy Center moves to sell all of its Steinway pianos
Photos show piano movers rolling massive Steinway grand pianos through the red-carpeted halls of the Kennedy Center this week.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly
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Andy Hoberek @thathoberekguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, now we know what it takes to get Trump to go from criticizing your university to calling it “a fine school.”
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Trump calls Cornell ‘a fine school’ as he breaks silence on alleged gang rape case
The president was asked whether the Ivy League school had ‘done enough to investigate’ the alleged sexual abuse
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my current favorite brand of “levity in the face of nightmares” are all the “doing jazz on the way home so we don’t get kidnapped” videos. so many talented people out there. tt by adriennettaylorr
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't wait to try to talk some sense into Raskolnikov and convince him to join a support group
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hear me out: I think the workday should end at 3pm - point at which most people (myself included) begin to unravel and no real meaningful work gets done. Plus, that way you can make it home for 4 o’clock tea. Or, 5 o’clock tea, aka 5 çayı, as they say in Türkish.
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Kristin Du Mez @kkdumez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New stop on the LIVE LAUGH LOVE book tour: William Jewell, outskirts of Kansas City, next Thursday!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even hotter take: the fact that ebikes let teens in the suburbs suddenly have freedom to move around the public realm unsupervised is precisely why many older people are trying to ban them (using safety as a pretext)
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#3 is crucial
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marvin Gaye Richard Thompson Lee Morgan Jesca Hoop
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, our state is controlled by monsters that hate us.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was on a student conduct board ten years ago and it wasn't the reason why I quit teaching but it was a big contributing factor.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's talking like Bill Murray in Caddyshack
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is also deliberate deliteracy.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m publishing something tomorrow about Alpha School. One of the things I focus on is how it is an incubator for EdTech platforms with the ambition to hyperscale. Alpha may only have a few hundred students nationwide, but its founders are developing MANY extractive EdTech brands. This is one:
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if Bigfoot’s mom makes him brush his teeth like mine does.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 27/09/2026
Guys I don’t think the president of the United States knows what he’s doing.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Copper Nickel is a good place for that coppernickel.submittable.com/submit
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of people are pretending they haven't heard "Later at Minton's" by Stanley Turrentine and it says a lot more about the people saying it than it does about "Later at Minton's" by Stanley Turrentine.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keyser Soze in a vet’s office: there was a big drug dealer flying in named Kitten De Wormer
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
before every job interview I like to go around and smack the coffee cup out of the hands of anyone who dares to drink coffee.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bring bubble tea to every interview, and when I take a long sip I ask the interviewer(s) to guess if I got any bobas with that one and if so how many.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine being Xi Jinping this morning. You wake up and have a good moment of peace until you realize you have to continue hanging out with Donald Trump.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my first time hearing about it. But yes.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I chose some games I've played a lot of in my life
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
screenshot from Star Control 2 with a planet and a rover searching the planet for stuff.
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