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I think I'm a writer. My name is Robert Long Foreman. I'm not sure what I am anymore completely. He/him. www.robertlongforeman.com I'm on beehiiv: pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com

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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the eye woman lady from the dark crystal
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I chose some games I've played a lot of in my life
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
screenshot from Star Control 2 with a planet and a rover searching the planet for stuff.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TFW you're Fairport Convention
It's the cover of a self-titled Fairport Convention album. In some iterations it is called "what we did on our holidays." It's got the band in fall weather covered with leaves and wearing heavy clothing, the likes of which no one will wear in 50 years due to climate change.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't like LitHub and my goodness are these some sentences:
MFA fiction”—ordered with extra solipsism by the CIA—has made for eloquent and blistering pans, but serves primarily as a voodoo doll of the Iowa Writer’s Workshop.[2] Textbook examples of MFA style (“Was it the woman in the lace-top thigh-highs, chemise wrap, or the Taylor strapless bra”—a character browsing the Victoria’s Secret catalogue in Grover’s piece from Noah Baumbach’s Kicking & Screaming) are vague enough to read as projections of anxiety about literature’s unstreamable irrelevance, which academics and rank-and-file Submitters would prefer to attribute to guys in your MFA and publishers’ aping of algorithmic data-ism, rather than face a Roadesque apocalyptic landscape where publishers can’t sell books, and literary agents gatekeep a mainstream that doesn’t exist.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oscar the van cat is sticking his head out of a cabinet and yelling at me
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Members of the Current in teal jerseys
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I love to have real new people following me on Bluesky
A row of I think AI generated people
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fellow Authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current work in progress?

Sympathy for the Bass Player



I was never trained to access the mainframes. At the place where I worked, in the final years they were online, I wasn’t even supposed to get close to the room where the resident musicians shut the door and played for hours in the soundproofed chamber to interface with the distant machines of vast size and capability. 
Everyone who wasn’t one of the musicians wished they could have been. Who wouldn’t, with the salaries they earned, and the way the bosses fawned over them? 
Our office had only three mainframe-certified employees. Shaun was on guitar. Aimee, the team lead, played piano. Emily played bass, and only entered the chamber when Aimee or Shaun did. Solo performances were rare for the others, and out of the question for her. 
There were bassists in the world who could work with a mainframe one-on-one. Emily wasn’t one of them. She said it was because she wasn’t good enough, that she was a “bargain bin bassist.”
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is it's current location, according to MarineTracker
A screenshot from the MarineTracker app that shows the boat in question among many other ships just south of Pakistan. Not a precise description, I know.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Rowlf would have a big role in this one.
Cover of THE PIANO TEACHER by Elfriede Kelinek
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A closeuppp of Charles the cat's weird face
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Charlie the cat on a couch, he is orange, with his paw extended. He looks exhausted.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The cover of OUTSIDE by David Bowie, which has those words on it with the number one and an image of Bowie with his eyes closed I think that looks like it's been spray painted in green and brown.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I took my daughter to the theater to see it last week and didn't realize until the dinner scene she had no idea what was coming.
poster for Alien. It's got a big egg on it.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is who you're being mean to when you're being mean to me.
It's the face of Rob Foreman, in his basement, with a bookshelf and an old refrigerator in the background
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
UPDATE:
Hours later, the cats are in the same place and still asleep but have shifted their positions.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oscar the white cat and Charles the orange cat on a made bed
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The English. Everyone should have seen it by now.
Image for The English, with Emily Blunt holding a bow and Chaske Spencer behind her.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Zenitsu from Demon Slayer
Zenitsu from demon Slayer holding a sword with his eyes closed because he's asleep and powerful and sleepwalking
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Look at this hail.
Hail the size of my hand in my hand
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This part is WILD
The Post also reported that on the morning of Epstein’s death on Aug. 10, Noel searched the term “latest on Epstein in jail” twice – once at 5:42 a.m. and again at 5:52 a.m., about 40 minutes before the other guard, Michael Thomas, found Epstein. Her bank records, which are in the files, showed that Noel received thousands of dollars in cash and Zelle payments in the months before Epstein died. She has not been charged with any crime. The Miami Herald was unsuccessful in reaching her attorney on Saturday.

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article314966334.html#storylink=cpy
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I think it's safe to say...Slow Horses got the memo!
Roddie Ho, played by Christopher Chung, sitting at his desk next to a minifridge full of Red Bull, with blue hair. From Slow Horses.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The cats Oscar and Charlie asleep on a couch together. Oscar is white and is holding orange Charlie with a paw on his neck. They are basically spooning.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That's the premise of one of my favorite manga / anime series
Cover of The Way of the Househusband
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My chapbook is about the time I laid it all on the line to save a pug's life and how I shouldn't have to work anymore.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Nina Workin?
cover of the Miles Davis Quintet album Workin'
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If We Must Die

By Claude McKay

If we must die, let it not be like hogs
Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot,
While round us bark the mad and hungry dogs,
Making their mock at our accursèd lot.
If we must die, O let us nobly die,
So that our precious blood may not be shed
In vain; then even the monsters we defy
Shall be constrained to honor us though dead!
O kinsmen! we must meet the common foe!
Though far outnumbered let us show us brave,
And for their thousand blows deal one death-blow!
What though before us lies the open grave?
Like men we’ll face the murderous, cowardly pack,
Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Majestic Oscar, outside in the sun, wearing his harness
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'm buying these so I can spill them on the airport floor and act like I'm really worried about it.
A bag of small yellow cubes
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This book is changing the world, one life at a time. DM me or go here to purchase a copy for a fee that's more than reasonable: www.cutbankonline.org
Cover of Heavens to Betsy by Robert Long Foreman
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It doesn't get more me than this?
It's my podcast app wrapped and Trueanon podcast is the one I listened to most? It says It doesn't get more you than this
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I liked this one
cover of On Breathing by Jamieson Webster
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I found this good bus driver on google maps
It's a photo taken by the google maps car in which a bus driver who is driving a bus through the Holland Tunnel looks at the car like he doesn't want it to be there, and the top half of his face is obscured.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A still from jujutsu kaisen where the hero eats a cursed finger
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Can someone decode this?.
FBI director sows confusion at news conference on shooting of national guard troops
Kash Patel, the FBI director, sowed confusion at a news conference when he seemed to stumble over his words while pledging to devote all necessary federal resources to the investigation of the shooting on Wednesday.

When it was his turn to speak, what Patel actually said was: “We will shortchange the American public with no resources to make sure we find and safeguard our nation’s capital, right here in Washington DC, and bring anyone responsible for this heinous act of violence to justice.”
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I don't know if he really said this but I hope he did
Tom Hardy says snacks are great
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
From now on I'm reading all of his posts inside my mind in the voice of Starscream
TV's Starscream
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I'm seven years older. And I may look awful but I don't look evil-awful.
A man in a chair, who is me, looking horrible.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I almost missed it. But I didn't miss it. Today is the tenth anniversary of my submitting a short story to Saint Ann's Review, which is still active and listed as "In-Progress." Will today be the day I get a response?
It's a line from Submittable--they've had my story for ten years.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Wait. Senate Democrats are Denethor. Can't wait to burn themselves because they don't want to fight.
Denethor. Not Brian Dennehy.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is what I want my next novel to feel like.
A man and woman having a great time in a convertible without worrying about stuff, it's unbelievably relatable.
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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How intimidating am I on a scale of one to ten?
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Gmail Hero @robertlong4man.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Magneto attacks the White House in a movie I watched in a theater but don't really remember.
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